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By *r and Mrs Snogalot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We were having a random conversation in the car last night - which went along the lines of "would you want to your swinging friends to attend your funeral and if so what would the dress code be"

I shared with Fly that I would indeed want them there and it would be corsets and stockings!

Shy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"We were having a random conversation in the car last night - which went along the lines of "would you want to your swinging friends to attend your funeral and if so what would the dress code be"

I shared with Fly that I would indeed want them there and it would be corsets and stockings!

Shy "
correct some of the guys on here would look great in corsets n stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were having a random conversation in the car last night - which went along the lines of "would you want to your swinging friends to attend your funeral and if so what would the dress code be"

I shared with Fly that I would indeed want them there and it would be corsets and stockings!

Shy correct some of the guys on here would look great in corsets n stockings "
oh youve seen my pics then have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were having a random conversation in the car last night - which went along the lines of "would you want to your swinging friends to attend your funeral and if so what would the dress code be"

I shared with Fly that I would indeed want them there and it would be corsets and stockings!

Shy "
Definitely a random topic of conversation honey I would agree I'd want some of my good friends there after all I've spent some of the most pleasurable times with them so why wouldnt I .

Dress code hmm . I think it would need to be our usual social rules still apply. And I want buried the same way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully long way off but anyone who wants to attend feel free stake pie and soup lucky fekers. As for buried not for me will be listening to I fell into a burning ring of fire swiftly followed by burn baby burn disco inferno as for dress code I won't be bothered but sure you will all look fab

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I would want 6 bare naked waiters to carry my coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be the only one in a little black number, everyone else must be in bright colors and I'm with Shelley on our usual social rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be the only one in a little black number, everyone else must be in bright colors and I'm with Shelley on our usual social rule "

sounds good to me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say Mrs kk would be the one in a party hat, wearing bunting at poor Mr (unloved) kk's funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mine is to be a big party. I want fireworks not flowers and I want champagne and cocktails being served. No morbid stuff. No hymns and everyone welcome. I must be in my highest heels and the guests should wear anything they like but not funeral clothes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My coffin is to be made from reinforced cardboard with a naked man on the lid his bum to be on show,

Then be cremated so I will always have a hot man with me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardboard coffin drawn on a cart by a donkey to a woodland burial site. Men in suits or ts, well shaven or full beards and ladies in dresses / skirts with elbow length gloves. Funeral horn will be allowable but not until I'm in the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a no frills quickie funeral and as many people as possible to have a holiday with the rest of the money. All friends welcome dressed to impress in any way they like

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By *r and Mrs Snogalot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love the idea of fireworks instead of flowers. For me a funeral should be a celebration of life.

I want a party with everyone to have a damned good time. The corsets - well that is my parting gift to Fly (assuming I go before him). He loves to see a lady in corset.

Shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanta celebration no crying.. loadsa good food booze and a campfire for sharing all my wild stories round.. oh and laods of Jaffa cakes....x

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By *r and Mrs Snogalot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wanta celebration no crying.. loadsa good food booze and a campfire for sharing all my wild stories round.. oh and laods of Jaffa cakes....x "

Mmmm - i love Jaffa Cakes!

Shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say Mrs kk would be the one in a party hat, wearing bunting at poor Mr (unloved) kk's funeral.

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Not at all darling, I hate wearing hats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would defo have my funeral song as dolly parton nine to five would give everyone a wee giggle who knew me lol and all welcome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a totally understated affair. Bin bag in a skip would do me. People who love me will remember me anyway....and I'd rather they do that in their own way.

Having said that I know where I'll end up..and it's a lovely peaceful spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funeral definitely private only my own family.

reasons is don't do crocodile tears

But my song I've chosen is rocking all over the world status quo

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By *imbo57Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock ish

Coffin on a vintage tractor trailor 3 ton Ferguson pulled by my own TEA Ferguson tractor and no funeral tea but a ploughing match on my own wee field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donating my body to medical science.

Then my close friends along with a Buddhist monk friend will have some Metta meditation on a beach somewhere on the West Coast where I have spent a few good years risking my life to save marine life.

No drink, no fireworks

Going out the world the way I came in, naked and on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanta celebration no crying.. loadsa good food booze and a campfire for sharing all my wild stories round.. oh and laods of Jaffa cakes....x

Mmmm - i love Jaffa Cakes!

Shy "

me too

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By *r and Mrs Snogalot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I wanta celebration no crying.. loadsa good food booze and a campfire for sharing all my wild stories round.. oh and laods of Jaffa cakes....x

Mmmm - i love Jaffa Cakes!

Shy

me too "

I got the double pack sitting in the kitchen.

Will I keep them for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffin on a vintage tractor trailor 3 ton Ferguson pulled by my own TEA Ferguson tractor and no funeral tea but a ploughing match on my own wee field. "

Funny you say that I'm just starting a business offering that. I've got a hearse trailer being made in Ireland right now to be used behind a classic tractor aimed at the farming community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have but one demand of my cremation

As the coffin drops, the opening bars of Tutti Fruitti, get the party started and put a smile faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanta celebration no crying.. loadsa good food booze and a campfire for sharing all my wild stories round.. oh and laods of Jaffa cakes....x

Mmmm - i love Jaffa Cakes!

Shy

me too

Yes will I wear my corset??? lol....x

I got the double pack sitting in the kitchen.

Will I keep them for you?

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