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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ach it's only a number. Lol.

R

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! "
your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy "

Or you see a scantily clad girl and your first thought is

See is bound to be freezing

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy

Or you see a scantily clad girl and your first thought is

See is bound to be freezing "
hahahaha she wouldnt be with a big hunk for company lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You both have a rare child free night and end up sleeping by eleven. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy "

Aye Right you do PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you actually forget how old you are.

B

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B"

When you TRY to forget how old you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are "
have you succeeded in forgetting yet?

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

You get hangovers!

And the thought of drinking ever again makes you feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet? "

Nah, he just counts backwards these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet?

Nah, he just counts backwards these days "
i thought he was bacwards

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet?

Nah, he just counts backwards these days i thought he was bacwards "

Nah, just count backwards

But at least I can remember who I work for master stobart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't drink much as the mere thought if a hangover the next day frightens the hell out you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet?

Nah, he just counts backwards these days i thought he was bacwards

Nah, just count backwards

But at least I can remember who I work for master stobart "
least i know whot the biggest twat on fab is

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet?

Nah, he just counts backwards these days i thought he was bacwards

Nah, just count backwards

But at least I can remember who I work for master stobart least i know whot the biggest twat on fab is "

So do I, but you know we aren't allowed to name and shame them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet?

Nah, he just counts backwards these days i thought he was bacwards

Nah, just count backwards

But at least I can remember who I work for master stobart least i know whot the biggest twat on fab is

So do I, but you know we aren't allowed to name and shame them "
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is the biggest twat on fab havent named and shamed

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When you start to tell fellow posters to stop arguing like wee kids Andy , Martin .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you start to tell fellow posters to stop arguing like wee kids Andy , Martin ."
f$#@ off

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When you start to tell fellow posters to stop arguing like wee kids Andy , Martin .f$#@ off "

Cheeky!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When you start to tell fellow posters to stop arguing like wee kids Andy , Martin .f$#@ off

Cheeky! "

Young upstarts the pair of years

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You start calling 40 year olds upstarts

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them "

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"You start calling 40 year olds upstarts "

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight "

Damn straight it's too cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! "
i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social "

Challenge accepted! Breadsticks at 5 paces

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social "

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet "

Patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet "
dont worry i'll provide the glove

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove "

Not a green one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove "

And I'll provide the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove

And I'll provide the love "
hey if you wanna love the glove thats up to you,just keep your kinks to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start thinking, step bsck and leave the youngsters to duel while you chat up their ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them

It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight

Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social

You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove

Not a green one "

it'll be one o his marigolds ....... runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some one emails you and says they have a thing for older women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually forget how old you are.

B

When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet? "

Genuinely thought I was a year older than I was a few years ago. Wasn't til son said a few days later 'er, actually...'

Obviously I'm still 18 in ma heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When some one emails you and says they have a thing for older women "

^^this. But funny enough I don't want men 15 years older messaging saying they have a thing for younger woman

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

when you would rather have a cosy night on the couch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When some one emails you and says they have a thing for older women

^^this. But funny enough I don't want men 15 years older messaging saying they have a thing for younger woman "
well youve landed lucky,im 2 years younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you play football in an 11 a side charity match and run for the ball and it runs away from you, and some wise arse in the sidelines remembers you scoring from that angle in the same park 35yrs ago

Played for 70mins and suffered for nearly 10 days with aches and pains of the joints.

Joints are for smoking not over

Stretching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When some one emails you and says they have a thing for older women "

I hate when this happens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you 3 days to recover after a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your teenager tells you that you shouldn't be out drinking every week as it can't be good for me at my age

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when you have a great social life but its funeral after funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your teenager tells you that you shouldn't be out drinking every week as it can't be good for me at my age "

Your teenager is no longer a teenager :-/

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

U wake up dead!!

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When your eldest kid thinks that anyone who has sex over the age of 40 is depraved.

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

When you are happy to end a night out before midnight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get asked to go out but sometimes wouid rather have a hot bubbly bath pjs on and cozy on sofa

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"When your teenager tells you that you shouldn't be out drinking every week as it can't be good for me at my age "

I'd turn into a teenager, throw a hiss fit at the thought of MY teenager telling me about my "drink" issue.

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