FabSwingers.com forum: In there like a dog eating beet root

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favorite saying ? as in the thread title which is mines at the moment.

Along the lines of stop having kittens etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft as a brush!

I love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my old granny used to say

You are either a sugar or a shite

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In aboot that like a dug aboot a burst baw

In there like a tramp eating a bag a chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In there like a tramp eating a bag a chips."

Love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite one is currently the accurate description of my ex husbands new partner...

"She looks like a bull dog chewing a wasp!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit crude but here goes lol

A fanny like a burst couch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A face like a bag of mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun sometimes even shines on a dogs arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like a baboons arse

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It was like throwing a sausage up the Clyde tunnel!"

That can be taken both ways and none complimentary to either sex'es size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It was like throwing a sausage up the Clyde tunnel!"

That can be taken both ways and none complimentary to either sex'es size."
nothing like sitting on the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit crude but here goes lol

A fanny like a burst couch."

Yet there's enough photos to make you think you're at a DFS fire sale!

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A fanny like a torn oot fireplace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's had more hands up her than sooty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ass is so big she is learning it to chew chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More faces than the town clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in there like a coo lickin pish aff a nettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More faces than the town clock

love this one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a dogs arse chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like throwing a banger up a close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter than a ducks arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As slack as a burst couch

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By *hybutnaughtyoneWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A face like a melted wellie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gona eat you like a black man eating a watermelon slurp slurp slurp lol

Note I'm not racist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puss like a transformer haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav

You've seen more helmets than hitler haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've got a face that would make an onion cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a face like yours I'd learn my ass to talk

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Face like a melted welly!!!!

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Away take a flying fuck to yir self

Are a few mostly used by me

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By *eterjamesmcMan
over a year ago

glasgow

drive fast , take chances!

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

As sharp as a tennis ball

You shouldn't drink on an empty head

Alright fanny baws?

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Oh I forgot the classic!

Fanny like a bulldog eating mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's swallowed more semen than the Bermuda triangle

Or fanny like a wizards sleave

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Don't call the crocodile "big Gub" till you're across the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny Wobble" the thing that seems to happen when folk go in the huff or over react

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Like a pig in knickers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

Pus like a well skelped erse/ melted welly, bulldog eating custard. (Delete as appropriate)

Mooth like a badgers arse. (Had one of those myself this morning)

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Great face for radio

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Arse like a hippos yawn

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Here come the ghetto twins

Ugg and lee!

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By *for funCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Face like a bag of spanners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits like a tilers' nail bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and throw shite at the moon

U do more greeting that a christmas card

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Body from bay watch!

Face from crime watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favorite one is currently the accurate description of my ex husbands new partner...

"She looks like a bull dog chewing a wasp!" Hahaha think that applies to all ex partners new partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been cocked more than John Wayne's rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 2

Face like a well skelped arse

Looks like 2 puppies under a blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like her arse is chewing chewing gum when she walks

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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere

as useless as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's had more pricks than a 2nd hand dartboard

I hope you're next shit is a hedgehog!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm Going to give her a face like a painters radio.......think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rattled more times than a jakeys tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your face for a shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my circus. Not my monkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away and chase yersel.

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

my favourite is tight as a finger up a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As slack as a bag of whelks.

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

He's hung like a shrew!

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

My mouth is as dry as an Arabs sand shoe

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

As sharp as a beachball

As bright as a blackout.

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

All fur coat and no knickers - supposed to be derogatory but sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away an boil yer heed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would fuck a cut in a tramps foreheid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's got a heid on him lek a bothy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take yur face fur a shite

Did ye, aye?

I would rather shite in my hands and clap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You'd give an aspirin a sore head !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd give an aspirin a sore head !"

Never heard this one lol

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

He is not tight! He just has deep pockets and short arms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a spare prick at a whores wedding

As horny as a priest in an alterboys school

Wouldnt say they were tight but they squeek when they walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a pit bull locking piss of a thistle.

In there like a dog eating a choc ice.

Fanny like a wizards sleeve

Seen more cock ends than weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As bright as a dark night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab

She's got the face like a painters radio

Looks like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

She's had more cock-ends than weekends

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