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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it. Wrong or right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it. Wrong or right

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ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it. Wrong or right

ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some the big rock stars had orgies with midgets involved !

Just curious to know peoples perceptions !

I couldn't the wee fuckers scare the life oot me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some the big rock stars had orgies with midgets involved !

Just curious to know peoples perceptions !

I couldn't the wee fuckers scare the life oot me "

muhahahaha watch your back or you'll be under siege from the little people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd bang kylie

Is she techanacaly a midget ?

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I was in Prague a few years back and one of the lap dancing joints were advertising a midget lap dancer!

Being on a stag doo we had to investigate!

Turns out it was her night off! Was thinking that you would have to sit on the floor for her to dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in Prague a few years back and one of the lap dancing joints were advertising a midget lap dancer!

Being on a stag doo we had to investigate!

Turns out it was her night off! Was thinking that you would have to sit on the floor for her to dance"

Whit would you have done if she was working got you hard and offered extras lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they need sex just as much as the next person

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"I'm sure they need sex just as much as the next person "

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"Is it. Wrong or right

ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums "

And mine.....thing is tho your taller than me DLT. I thought I was normal but maybes I'm a midget!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it. Wrong or right

ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums

And mine.....thing is tho your taller than me DLT. I thought I was normal but maybes I'm a midget!!!! "

just two shortarses together lol

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"Is it. Wrong or right

ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums

And mine.....thing is tho your taller than me DLT. I thought I was normal but maybes I'm a midget!!!! just two shortarses together lol "

Aye to right!!

Time us short people made a "stand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it. Wrong or right

ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums

And mine.....thing is tho your taller than me DLT. I thought I was normal but maybes I'm a midget!!!! just two shortarses together lol

Aye to right!!

Time us short people made a "stand""

gonna fuckin need it

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"Is it. Wrong or right

ffs ive told you already to leave my sex life out of the forums

And mine.....thing is tho your taller than me DLT. I thought I was normal but maybes I'm a midget!!!! just two shortarses together lol

Aye to right!!

Time us short people made a "stand"gonna fuckin need it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure they need sex just as much as the next person "

I feel as if that's all I do. All the women I have been with have been short and im not exactly small :P

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"I'm sure they need sex just as much as the next person

I feel as if that's all I do. All the women I have been with have been short and im not exactly small :P"

The hight of you everyone is a midget!!!

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By *wisted and kinkyCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm smaller than you weefatty lol

And Mr is over 6 ft

Xxx

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"I'm smaller than you weefatty lol

And Mr is over 6 ft

Xxx"

Lol he is reallllllllllllly tall xx you can join out short arse crew R xx

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By *wisted and kinkyCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Il be a lifelong member

Xx

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

That's me, you and dlt so far xx it's a "small" club lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me, you and dlt so far xx it's a "small" club lol "
well thats the midget porn sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If bighardg joins that'll be the long and the short of it

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Is it. Wrong or right

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Its not big nor clever lol each to there own

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Gives a new meaning to dwarf tossing

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"If bighardg joins that'll be the long and the short of it "

Sorted lol midget porn with bighardg as the giant! Called "the long and the short of it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If bighardg joins that'll be the long and the short of it

Sorted lol midget porn with bighardg as the giant! Called "the long and the short of it" "

Where do i sign up haha

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"If bighardg joins that'll be the long and the short of it

Sorted lol midget porn with bighardg as the giant! Called "the long and the short of it"

Where do i sign up haha"

We signed you up already lol

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"Is it. Wrong or right

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Posssibly. What can I stay - I'm a statistician!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would it be wrong? Are they not people like everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a hotel room next to a midget once, all night long it was 1, 2, 3, urrrgghhh. The next morning I saw him at breakfast and said you lucky bastard going all night that's some stamina, I'd be surprised if your lady friend can walk in a straight line this morning, he looked at me and said, lady friend, that was me trying to get into bed.

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