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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

im on the look out for a woman with a huge clit,id love to meet 1,so ladys how large are yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this "clit" you speak of? Never heard of it....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the clitoris mate lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

HMMMMMmmmmm how do u measur a clit? how do u know if its big small or avarage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give him a flash jacs llf mine is erm well i dont know maybe inbetween xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

feel free to send pics lolol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

dont use a guys ruler,theyll all end up about 8 inches.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do i get an application for the job of examining all the ladies clits?

Mr Me

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By *uvhandleMan
over a year ago

Huntly

clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!"

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk. "

mrs saucy said she often orgasms,i hope to witness it for myself someday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk.

mrs saucy said she often orgasms,i hope to witness it for myself someday. "

hope to see that some day ourselves hehe xxx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!"

It exists my friend, trust me.

Pretty sure it's somewhere near the elbow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk.

mrs saucy said she often orgasms,i hope to witness it for myself someday.

hope to see that some day ourselves hehe xxx"

yous can tell me what its like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!"

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk.

mrs saucy said she often orgasms,i hope to witness it for myself someday.

hope to see that some day ourselves hehe xxx

yous can tell me what its like. "

well mrs fun was hoping mr saucy would be there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol "

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well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk.

mrs saucy said she often orgasms,i hope to witness it for myself someday.

hope to see that some day ourselves hehe xxx

yous can tell me what its like.

well mrs fun was hoping mr saucy would be there too"

thats what i like to hear. just dont let me leave the room.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason "

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

"

that outfits more likely to give you a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

"

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"clitoris indeed, bah!! next you will be telling us women have orgasms also!!

Dont be so ridiculous man. Tsk.

mrs saucy said she often orgasms,i hope to witness it for myself someday.

hope to see that some day ourselves hehe xxx

yous can tell me what its like.

well mrs fun was hoping mr saucy would be there too

thats what i like to hear. just dont let me leave the room. "

the door is locked and the key is somewhere near my clit

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe "

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?"

not really i was too busy enjoying myself lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?

not really i was too busy enjoying myself lol "

And you've never questioned the once a month 'refresher' course you have to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?

not really i was too busy enjoying myself lol

And you've never questioned the once a month 'refresher' course you have to do?

"

what???? its only once a month, bloody hell mine is every week

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?

not really i was too busy enjoying myself lol

And you've never questioned the once a month 'refresher' course you have to do?

what???? its only once a month, bloody hell mine is every week "

Gorgeous AND thick as mince! Where have you BEEN all my life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?

not really i was too busy enjoying myself lol

And you've never questioned the once a month 'refresher' course you have to do?

what???? its only once a month, bloody hell mine is every week

Gorgeous AND thick as mince! Where have you BEEN all my life?

"

so you fancy a knee in the balls then as i straddle you lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"hmmmm never shown us that part of the body in first aid classes right enough!

Yes, but judging by her outfit, I'm not exactly too sure as to the sort of first aid classes Mrs Funcouple attended..... Lol ]]

well there was plenty of practical sessions lol, and they kept making me wear my nurses oufit for some reason

Delightful as you are (and you are!), i can't help thinking i'd be in big trouble if i saw you as they wheeled me into the emergency room.

Having said that, if i took a heart attack in the street and the last sight i ever saw was you straddling me, pounding my chest, and shouting 'don't give up on me now you fucker!' - well, let's just say i can think of worse ways to go....

wtf!! you are describing one of my role play sessions now, they made me do that in first aid class all the time including mouth to mouth, its funny though i never thought giving mouth to mouth included tounges?

oh and i've never lost a man yet hehe

Did it never strike you as odd that everyone else took a written exam?

not really i was too busy enjoying myself lol

And you've never questioned the once a month 'refresher' course you have to do?

what???? its only once a month, bloody hell mine is every week

Gorgeous AND thick as mince! Where have you BEEN all my life?

so you fancy a knee in the balls then as i straddle you lol "

I LIKE my mince thick!

Let's see how we get on with the straddling thing first and maybe go for the knee in the balls on second meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont use a guys ruler,theyll all end up about 8 inches. "

he he!!! x

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