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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Your predictive text spells out your most commonly used words.

I text my son earlier to tell him I was at work and for him to cock his own dinner

Really must start checking more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah had a few near misses too texted my daughter I'm horny tonight instead of home

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Yeah had a few near misses too texted my daughter I'm horny tonight instead of home "
pmsl too funny

I didn't know I'd done he text me back saying lol so I asked what he was laughing at and he sent me back my text lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah had a few near misses too texted my daughter I'm horny tonight instead of home "
^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah had a few near misses too texted my daughter I'm horny tonight instead of home pmsl too funny

I didn't know I'd done he text me back saying lol so I asked what he was laughing at and he sent me back my text lol "

Her reply to me was tmi I'm like what she said read your text ooopss

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Yeah had a few near misses too texted my daughter I'm horny tonight instead of home pmsl too funny

I didn't know I'd done he text me back saying lol so I asked what he was laughing at and he sent me back my text lol

Her reply to me was tmi I'm like what she said read your text ooopss "
lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are chatting away to someone in a pub and they use the word fab and you think..........

Are they.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"When you are chatting away to someone in a pub and they use the word fab and you think..........

Are they..... "
you just never know

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aye but dont make the mistake i made of going up to some one in a pub and saying are u at the Fab social And they feckin werent Jacs has never let me live that one down

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"aye but dont make the mistake i made of going up to some one in a pub and saying are u at the Fab social And they feckin werent Jacs has never let me live that one down "
hahahahaha Heather that was funnnnyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate txt me what I was up too

I txt back .... I was out wanking the dog

Let's just say I was out walking the dog

When she txt what I txt to her back I nearly fell off the kirb laughing lol

Oops x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"My mate txt me what I was up too

I txt back .... I was out wanking the dog

Let's just say I was out walking the dog

When she txt what I txt to her back I nearly fell off the kirb laughing lol

Oops x"
lmao Auds that's another funny one

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Well jacs the couple wernt laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady at the petrol station says happy swinging gregor - no idea who she is either

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The lady at the petrol station says happy swinging gregor - no idea who she is either "
next time your in Greg say the same to her and watch her get a little flustered lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

When your forever making up friends and party's to explain why you need a sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have someone on your phone saved under 'shagger'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady at the petrol station says happy swinging gregor - no idea who she is either next time your in Greg say the same to her and watch her get a little flustered lol "

I will be in tomorrow morning - she knows i play golf so i thought it was that but last week she said that and winked and ive no idea how she knew my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The lady at the petrol station says happy swinging gregor - no idea who she is either next time your in Greg say the same to her and watch her get a little flustered lol

I will be in tomorrow morning - she knows i play golf so i thought it was that but last week she said that and winked and ive no idea how she knew my name "
When your in tomorrow ask her if she fancies playing around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady at the petrol station says happy swinging gregor - no idea who she is either next time your in Greg say the same to her and watch her get a little flustered lol

I will be in tomorrow morning - she knows i play golf so i thought it was that but last week she said that and winked and ive no idea how she knew my name When your in tomorrow ask her if she fancies playing around "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have someone on your phone saved under 'shagger' "
lol I have their name followed by fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have someone on your phone saved under 'shagger' lol I have their name followed by fab "

I have names saved on my phone as fab .........

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"When you have someone on your phone saved under 'shagger' lol I have their name followed by fab "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When folk want to come visit and you have to do a run around the house and clear up PC and phone when people as for a loan of it

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Your predictive text spells out your most commonly used words.

I text my son earlier to tell him I was at work and for him to cock his own dinner

Really must start checking more lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you panic every time you realise the kids have borrowed the iPad without asking and the history needs cleared.

And when you wake up and the first thing you do is check your messages on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you panic every time you realise the kids have borrowed the iPad without asking and the history needs cleared.

And when you wake up and the first thing you do is check your messages on fab"

Mind clear out more than just your history, on an ipad u have to clear our recently view websites data from the browser too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your predictive text spells out your most commonly used words.

I text my son earlier to tell him I was at work and for him to cock his own dinner

Really must start checking more lol "

lol

You are lucky he never sent you a text back saying "I find that hard to swallow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's not predictive text, maybe the phone just knows what you like

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Your predictive text spells out your most commonly used words.

I text my son earlier to tell him I was at work and for him to cock his own dinner

Really must start checking more lol

lol

You are lucky he never sent you a text back saying "I find that hard to swallow" "
pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Maybe it's not predictive text, maybe the phone just knows what you like "
possibly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have someone on your phone saved under 'shagger' "

Absolutely Brilliant

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