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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay, were shopping at Tesco; Asda, Morrisons; or any other supermarket, what is the best way to show you are a swinger looking for fun?

If we take a serious thought on this and everyone follows the same idea then we could all have a lot of fun

We have all read the one about tying a shopping bag onto ftont of trolley but if we can get one idea that everyone is happy to follow then think of the possible fun

any sensible suggestions

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Okay, were shopping at Tesco; Asda, Morrisons; or any other supermarket, what is the best way to show you are a swinger looking for fun?

If we take a serious thought on this and everyone follows the same idea then we could all have a lot of fun

We have all read the one about tying a shopping bag onto ftont of trolley but if we can get one idea that everyone is happy to follow then think of the possible fun

any sensible suggestions"

To be honest I prefer being anonymous as much as possible.

Anything that draws attention your a swinger would be a no no for me.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

And can you imagine the 'fun' the DR's reporter would have when he/she spotted someone.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"To be honest I prefer being anonymous as much as possible.

Anything that draws attention your a swinger would be a no no for me. "

I'd agree with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the hour every hour at the liqueurs section holding packet of mini battenburgs whilst wearing a hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the hour every hour at the liqueurs section holding packet of mini battenburgs whilst wearing a hat?"

Surely French Fancies would be more appropriate Mr Goat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, were shopping at Tesco; Asda, Morrisons; or any other supermarket, what is the best way to show you are a swinger looking for fun?

If we take a serious thought on this and everyone follows the same idea then we could all have a lot of fun

We have all read the one about tying a shopping bag onto ftont of trolley but if we can get one idea that everyone is happy to follow then think of the possible fun

any sensible suggestionsTo be honest I prefer being anonymous as much as possible.

Anything that draws attention your a swinger would be a no no for me. "

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"On the hour every hour at the liqueurs section holding packet of mini battenburgs whilst wearing a hat?

Surely French Fancies would be more appropriate Mr Goat!!! "

Wearing French Letters might be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe im strange....it has been suggested.....but I tend not to overlap the different facets of my life. A time and a place for everything and tesco is for the weekly shop. Contrary to some peoples beliefs, however, I do know how to have fun.....I'm just particular about when. Also, as others have said I value my privacy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, were shopping at Tesco; Asda, Morrisons; or any other supermarket, what is the best way to show you are a swinger looking for fun?

If we take a serious thought on this and everyone follows the same idea then we could all have a lot of fun

We have all read the one about tying a shopping bag onto ftont of trolley but if we can get one idea that everyone is happy to follow then think of the possible fun

any sensible suggestionsTo be honest I prefer being anonymous as much as possible.

Anything that draws attention your a swinger would be a no no for me. "

I concur with Nawty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bad enough my shopping getting scrutinised by people I know never mind other swingers.

I could just hear it now "I'm not meeting her she buys turkey twizzlers and what the hell does she do with all that loo roll" or "who does she think she is buying fancy bread sticks and olives. I wonder where she shoves them"

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like to keep my life private separate from swinging. .

I was approached in asda once with my kids

The guy recognised my face pic did not respect that my two kids was with me.

Said my username the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroll about with a neon light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs is paranoid enough... i'd fekkin starve she wouldnt go near a supermarket again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's shocking random ,so many folk have no respect for privacy away from fun sites,why not just stick a post it note on your head in public saying take me over this trolley in the frozen isle if you want to advertise you swing. But that's just my opinion ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, were shopping at Tesco; Asda, Morrisons; or any other supermarket, what is the best way to show you are a swinger looking for fun?

If we take a serious thought on this and everyone follows the same idea then we could all have a lot of fun

We have all read the one about tying a shopping bag onto ftont of trolley but if we can get one idea that everyone is happy to follow then think of the possible fun

any sensible suggestionsTo be honest I prefer being anonymous as much as possible.

Anything that draws attention your a swinger would be a no no for me. "

totally agree

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Maybe im strange....it has been suggested.....but I tend not to overlap the different facets of my life. A time and a place for everything and tesco is for the weekly shop. Contrary to some peoples beliefs, however, I do know how to have fun.....I'm just particular about when. Also, as others have said I value my privacy.... "

Time and a place for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe im strange....it has been suggested.....but I tend not to overlap the different facets of my life. A time and a place for everything and tesco is for the weekly shop. Contrary to some peoples beliefs, however, I do know how to have fun.....I'm just particular about when. Also, as others have said I value my privacy....

Time and a place for everything "

Ahem...careful now...or no lemon drizzle for you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe im strange....it has been suggested.....but I tend not to overlap the different facets of my life. A time and a place for everything and tesco is for the weekly shop. Contrary to some peoples beliefs, however, I do know how to have fun.....I'm just particular about when. Also, as others have said I value my privacy.... "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've always felt discretion to be the most important part of swinging and feel it has to remain that way.

We would hate to see our next door neighbours with a trolley and a bag tied to the front of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been recognised 3times from this & on 2 occasion's guys decided to shout rodney down a busy street & 1 woman walked past me in Tesco & quietly sai hiya rodney, it's funny to me as av not showed ma face to any guys & not much women so a still dont know how they knew as for a sign we should get little bells for our car/house keys & just hol them when out & about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very surprised as I thought you all had an imagination!

I would be up for this by hanging sticking a cucumber out of the front of my trolley...

It would not only make me shop daily rather than doing online but also let me bang my trolley into as many hooties I can spot!

Also would mean food banks in every region in scotland would need an extension as I would be shopping every day and well... I am not obese so food would have to go somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around supermarket with your cock in your hand, but the real giveaway is when you're trying to steer the trolley one handed and keep crashing into folk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish the supermarkets switched to swinger mode after 12pm...

Please place your cock in the bagging area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye but it would cost u 5p now! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organic the way

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