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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel free to speak to my busty wenches NMD & Mrs Dlt for all your orders

For entertainment we have Mr Dlt as mankini waiter

Shelly is in the kissing booth

Ladies may I have a purple rain

ps thanks for the night off

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By *riction addictionMan
over a year ago

bathgate

Mines a large stiff one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines a large stiff one

Oh think you will need to speak to Dlt about the large stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a long vodka or 8!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pint of as I'm working tomorrow

Shelley ALWAYS gets the kissing booth - she hogs it shamelessly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a classy GnT as defo need it

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Oi mrs bugger off lol ... im just finished work I want in the snogging booth too and bring me in a bottle of champagne I fancy a wee change tonight lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi mrs bugger off lol ... im just finished work I want in the snogging booth too and bring me in a bottle of champagne I fancy a wee change tonight lol xx

Champagne & strawberries madam xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Oi mrs bugger off lol ... im just finished work I want in the snogging booth too and bring me in a bottle of champagne I fancy a wee change tonight lol xx

Champagne & strawberries madam xx

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yes please and a hunk to supply the squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just give me any drink cause I just want to get pished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka n redbull for me please,but someone will need to carry my drink back to the table for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 18:21:14]"
Awww ya poor wee soul il take it to your table for you ...its in the snogging booth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact can you get done for being in control of crutches while under the influence??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 18:21:14]Awww ya poor wee soul il take it to your table for you ...its in the snogging booth

Couldn't possibly do that sort of thing in public Miss Dynamite

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"[Removed by poster at 17/10/14 18:21:14]Awww ya poor wee soul il take it to your table for you ...its in the snogging booth

Couldn't possibly do that sort of thing in public Miss Dynamite

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do what have a drink ?

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By *j188Couple
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

"Vodka n redbull for me please,but someone will need to carry my drink back to the table for me lol"
if you took your hands out of your pocket, you would be able to carry your own !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long vodka for me please....make it a very large one

oh and a jack and for hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as im the waiter im on the alcohol free red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Prosecco please and a corona with lime for G please, move over Shelley and NMD as I'd like a space in the kissing booth too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Prosecco please and a corona with lime for G please, move over Shelley and NMD as I'd like a space in the kissing booth too please

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is the waiter allowed to sneak in for a quick smooch with the lovely ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Prosecco please and a corona with lime for G please, move over Shelley and NMD as I'd like a space in the kissing booth too please

is the waiter allowed to sneak in for a quick smooch with the lovely ladies?

Yeah but there's a guy looking for a large stiff one please attend to him now

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By *anbrCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

First Glayva down with a Bud chaser and - as per Al Murray - a white wine for the lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel free to speak to my busty wenches NMD & Mrs Dlt for all your orders

For entertainment we have Mr Dlt as mankini waiter

Shelly is in the kissing booth

Ladies may I have a purple rain

ps thanks for the night off

I'd like a jack and and a magners please just feel like kicking back and chillin while watching the world go by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a very large Jack D with ice please? It's been a chunt of a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a sothern comfort lemonade and ice please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Prosecco please and a corona with lime for G please, move over Shelley and NMD as I'd like a space in the kissing booth too please

is the waiter allowed to sneak in for a quick smooch with the lovely ladies?

Waiters can only come up n the kissing booth when replenishing our drinks

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

JD and for me with an absinthe shot.

Need to reach oblivion quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Prosecco please and a corona with lime for G please, move over Shelley and NMD as I'd like a space in the kissing booth too please

is the waiter allowed to sneak in for a quick smooch with the lovely ladies?

Waiters can only come up n the kissing booth when replenishing our drinks

"
fine it'll cost you for delivery

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

fresh orange and lemonade please, no ice...

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By *earhugs1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Late to the party but a wee Sauvignon for me please. Are we dancing? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Late to the party but a wee Sauvignon for me please. Are we dancing? X"

Are you asking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Bordeaux please.

Don't tell Cutie

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By *earhugs1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm asking. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm asking. X"

Well I'm dancing x

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By *earhugs1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lol. What to? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who is on the cocktails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which barmaid fancies leaning over my table to deliver sustanance whilst showing plenty of cleavage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel free to speak to my busty wenches NMD & Mrs Dlt for all your orders

For entertainment we have Mr Dlt as mankini waiter

Shelly is in the kissing booth

Ladies may I have a purple rain

ps thanks for the night off

Vodka & redbull please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're needing a refill, where's that damn waiter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another large Jack D with ice please?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Depending on the tip, I could wait on....

(pint of Schehallion please)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi fur a couple a fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taxi fur a couple a fannies

You leaving so soon?

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

I've been out at a birthday party tonight and

my ripple tonight was..........soda water!!!

Hate having to be the driver xx now I'm home tho and I'd love a vodka, line and soda. Wee bit ice

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Not line ......LIME

Bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellooo, oops sorry I forgot to say hello earlier, I've been busy kissing

Vodka please ,with Pepsi max waiter and a slice on lime. Don't forget the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hellooo, oops sorry I forgot to say hello earlier, I've been busy kissing

Vodka please ,with Pepsi max waiter and a slice on lime. Don't forget the ice

Coming right up shelly you have been kissing for hours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hellooo, oops sorry I forgot to say hello earlier, I've been busy kissing

Vodka please ,with Pepsi max waiter and a slice on lime. Don't forget the ice

Coming right up shelly you have been kissing for hours x

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What can I say .. it was good kissing hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taxi fur a couple a fannies

You leaving so soon?

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