FabSwingers.com forum: Something Sweet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.

"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge, then he gave her a boost.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had All sorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was

but I'm desperate for chocolate now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasted talent thete no chocolate here either boohoo now what else releases endorphins like chocolate?

Nah none of that here either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant seen something similar before. I've a drawer in my fridge full of chocolate but im dieting so being good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant seen something similar before. I've a drawer in my fridge full of chocolate but im dieting so being good lol

Makes me want to raid your drawers oooer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant seen something similar before. I've a drawer in my fridge full of chocolate but im dieting so being good lol

Makes me want to raid your drawers oooer"
behave you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me ?

Little old me?

I tell you

Just miss understood or was til I.broke the heels lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ?

Little old me?

I tell you

Just miss understood or was til I.broke the heels lmao"

Only thing that's broke is your leash? lol

Down boy haha

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ?

Little old me?

I tell you

Just miss understood or was til I.broke the heels lmao

Only thing that's broke is your leash? lol

Down boy haha

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ?

Little old me?

I tell you

Just miss understood or was til I.broke the heels lmao

Only thing that's broke is your leash? lol

Down boy haha

Yeah I got over the fence haha

Geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ?

Little old me?

I tell you

Just miss understood or was til I.broke the heels lmao

Only thing that's broke is your leash? lol

Down boy haha

Yeah I got over the fence haha

Geek

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minus the skelves? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ?

Little old me?

I tell you

Just miss understood or was til I.broke the heels lmao

Only thing that's broke is your leash? lol

Down boy haha

Yeah I got over the fence haha

Geek

minus the skelves? ?

Why you want closer inspection to check hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is too cute!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Brilliant!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.

On the way home they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,

"Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said.

"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought, then he touched her Milky Way.

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had All sorts!

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saw this on face book this morning very good

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