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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Right whos cooking the steaks and whos giving the blowjobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say no to both both but i'd happily cook a steak for the pleasure of a blowjob. Meat for meat?!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I wouldn't say no to both both but i'd happily cook a steak for the pleasure of a blowjob. Meat for meat?!"

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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere

Is it not usually the month after Valentines day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the 14th of March

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what you're missing is that blowjobs and steak transcend a numerical date as does the love shown on valentines day. A lot of people seem to forget this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, great minds think alike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol "
I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"haha, great minds think alike! "
Its now officially fabs steak and blowjob day hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha, great minds think alike! "
Fools seldom......

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak "
Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's no how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha, great minds think alike! Fools seldom...... "

Well I'd rather be a fool eating steak and getting a blowjob....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"That's no how it works "
its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please "

Good choice - what sauce? Peppercorn? I like my blowjobs - weeeell anyway really - I am not that fussy

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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it "
lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please

Good choice - what sauce? Peppercorn? I like my blowjobs - weeeell anyway really - I am not that fussy "
peppercorn extra pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please

Good choice - what sauce? Peppercorn? I like my blowjobs - weeeell anyway really - I am not that fussy peppercorn extra pepper "

...with a bit of brandy? and double cream??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please

Good choice - what sauce? Peppercorn? I like my blowjobs - weeeell anyway really - I am not that fussy peppercorn extra pepper

...with a bit of brandy? and double cream??"
No just single cream ...sweet baked potato and a nice salad on the side or maybe corn on the cob with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha, great minds think alike! Fools seldom......

Well I'd rather be a fool eating steak and getting a blowjob.... "
Aye you must be getting plenty of action with that chat mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please

Good choice - what sauce? Peppercorn? I like my blowjobs - weeeell anyway really - I am not that fussy peppercorn extra pepper

...with a bit of brandy? and double cream??No just single cream ...sweet baked potato and a nice salad on the side or maybe corn on the cob with butter "

oooh, think you're missing a few tricks there: I do potato dauphinoise and onion rings with mine - this had better be a bloody good blowjob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it "
Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial "
Oi no copping out now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dont be silly any day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol I like sirloin, medium with onions and peppercorn sauce. We can discuss the other bit after the steak Oi if im giving the other then your cooking ...fillet steak done medium for me please

Good choice - what sauce? Peppercorn? I like my blowjobs - weeeell anyway really - I am not that fussy peppercorn extra pepper

...with a bit of brandy? and double cream??No just single cream ...sweet baked potato and a nice salad on the side or maybe corn on the cob with butter

oooh, think you're missing a few tricks there: I do potato dauphinoise and onion rings with mine - this had better be a bloody good blowjob! "
Sounds yummy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha, great minds think alike! Fools seldom......

Well I'd rather be a fool eating steak and getting a blowjob.... Aye you must be getting plenty of action with that chat mate "

Rawll - Miaw, lol. Yeah I can't claim to have had both simultaneously (yet) but a man can dream. One day my friend, one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe on a train??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now "
To be fair you'll still be getting some meat

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat "
yeah but im greedy i want both meats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe on a train?? "

on a train?? are you referring to my recent post about commuters? Do you even get steak on a train? Certainly not on the ones i've been on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat yeah but im greedy i want both meats "

Here's hoping you never go vegetarian...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe on a train??

on a train?? are you referring to my recent post about commuters? Do you even get steak on a train? Certainly not on the ones i've been on "
You've never travelled first class then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat yeah but im greedy i want both meats "
As long as I can be greedy too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat yeah but im greedy i want both meats As long as I can be greedy too "
what you want two meats too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe on a train??

on a train?? are you referring to my recent post about commuters? Do you even get steak on a train? Certainly not on the ones i've been on You've never travelled first class then "

BURNED! Ofh. No I haven't. Are the seats really any different? Does your steak come with blowjobs?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat yeah but im greedy i want both meats

Here's hoping you never go vegetarian..."
not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat yeah but im greedy i want both meats

Here's hoping you never go vegetarian...not a chance "

woohf, that's a relief. I've got a whole lot of meat to use up and not enough mouths - I was counting on you helping me polish it off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's no how it works its unofficial steak and blowjob day so its how im working ..trust me itl be worth it Lets just skip the steak then seeing as it's unofficial Oi no copping out now To be fair you'll still be getting some meat yeah but im greedy i want both meats As long as I can be greedy too what you want two meats too? "
Two of something, not meat tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe on a train??

on a train?? are you referring to my recent post about commuters? Do you even get steak on a train? Certainly not on the ones i've been on You've never travelled first class then

BURNED! Ofh. No I haven't. Are the seats really any different? Does your steak come with blowjobs?"
Depends on the train with regards to seats. And unfortunately no blow jobs mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I inadvertently bought steak for dinner tonight so just the Bj to come??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont be silly EVERY day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol "

fixed that miss D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanastic combination

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By *llcolMan
over a year ago

kirkintilloh

I don't cook !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can supply some fillet steak ..if someone has somewhere to cook it....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dont be silly EVERY day can be steak and blowjob day lol

I dunno when it is saw it in the lounge saying it was today lol

fixed that miss D "
Thank you Bino and your right

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I don't cook !! "
Thats that idea out the window for you then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday, I'm having lemon sole and a diddy ride.

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By *llcolMan
over a year ago

kirkintilloh

I like desserts. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a steak in the freezer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a steak in the freezer... "

Get it out, I'll cook and we can share

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I like desserts. X "
extra cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got braising steak cooking away nicely in the slow cooker does that count?

If not they will need to settle for a wank

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Got braising steak cooking away nicely in the slow cooker does that count?

If not they will need to settle for a wank "
still steak so yeah it should count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering a medium fillet steak sweet baked potato and salad... And il give u an iou on the bj later lol xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Offering a medium fillet steak sweet baked potato and salad... And il give u an iou on the bj later lol xxx"
deal my favourite way to have steak...Oh il look forward to the Iou lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is my steak. And he says I give the best bjs he's ever had.

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Blow me any day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and a blowjob,

better than a fishie munch and tartar sauce,

but why not combine the two with a good old Pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak with mushrooms and chips. Blowjob. Bath with a bottle of wine. Shag. Sleep. Wake-up blowjob. Perfect date.

Form a queue.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Steak with mushrooms and chips. Blowjob. Bath with a bottle of wine. Shag. Sleep. Wake-up blowjob. Perfect date.

Form a queue. "
throw in a square steak slice on a crispy roll in the morning and you on

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