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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

whats the oddest email uve ever recieved? i got this one yesterday user now now longer on the site lol

I want to inform you that after careful consideration I am leaving this site. I have acted and behaved in a terrible manner and my behaviour has been shocking! I am disgusted with myself in the things that I have said to people, the things I have did with people and the meetings that I have arranged. I am disgusted with myself but I am not suggesting that you are disgusting. But i will leave that to your conscious. I love my Lord and God, Jesus and he loves me and through the grace of God I have been forgiven. Jesus loves you too and you can leave this foul stench behind with his help; I hope you choose to do that. God bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no wonder they left after sending that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats the oddest email uve ever recieved? i got this one yesterday user now now longer on the site lol

I want to inform you that after careful consideration I am leaving this site. I have acted and behaved in a terrible manner and my behaviour has been shocking! I am disgusted with myself in the things that I have said to people, the things I have did with people and the meetings that I have arranged. I am disgusted with myself but I am not suggesting that you are disgusting. But i will leave that to your conscious. I love my Lord and God, Jesus and he loves me and through the grace of God I have been forgiven. Jesus loves you too and you can leave this foul stench behind with his help; I hope you choose to do that. God bless"

oh well at least he's gone,

I got a funny one last time I was on here that said " we have noticed you have looked at our Profile a few times now and haven't bothered to send us a Message so we have blocked you and it's your loss" if I could of replied I would have said I thought the Bloke was my Mate and I had to keep looking to see if it was

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By *igtechMan
over a year ago

Stonehaven

id keep an eye on the news sounds a nutter lolbe gunman at some swing club lol spouting jesusssssss stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some strange e-mails Jacs but yours takes the communion wafer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell jacs,,it wasnt that bloke outa eastenders was it???? lol

auds xx

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By *utieguyMan
over a year ago

motherwell


"whats the oddest email uve ever recieved? i got this one yesterday user now now longer on the site lol

I want to inform you that after careful consideration I am leaving this site. I have acted and behaved in a terrible manner and my behaviour has been shocking! I am disgusted with myself in the things that I have said to people, the things I have did with people and the meetings that I have arranged. I am disgusted with myself but I am not suggesting that you are disgusting. But i will leave that to your conscious. I love my Lord and God, Jesus and he loves me and through the grace of God I have been forgiven. Jesus loves you too and you can leave this foul stench behind with his help; I hope you choose to do that. God bless"

.........but i decided to stay in the end (joke)

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

sounds like tis nutcase has forgot to take his medication

or is he realy in the God squad

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonders

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"whats the oddest email uve ever recieved? i got this one yesterday user now now longer on the site lol

I want to inform you that after careful consideration I am leaving this site. I have acted and behaved in a terrible manner and my behaviour has been shocking! I am disgusted with myself in the things that I have said to people, the things I have did with people and the meetings that I have arranged. I am disgusted with myself but I am not suggesting that you are disgusting. But i will leave that to your conscious. I love my Lord and God, Jesus and he loves me and through the grace of God I have been forgiven. Jesus loves you too and you can leave this foul stench behind with his help; I hope you choose to do that. God bless"

do you think he found jesus,on fab swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its amazing what you can find on Fab lol .............

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"whats the oddest email uve ever recieved? i got this one yesterday user now now longer on the site lol

I want to inform you that after careful consideration I am leaving this site. I have acted and behaved in a terrible manner and my behaviour has been shocking! I am disgusted with myself in the things that I have said to people, the things I have did with people and the meetings that I have arranged. I am disgusted with myself but I am not suggesting that you are disgusting. But i will leave that to your conscious. I love my Lord and God, Jesus and he loves me and through the grace of God I have been forgiven. Jesus loves you too and you can leave this foul stench behind with his help; I hope you choose to do that. God bless

do you think he found jesus,on fab swingers. "

well i dunno ive called for jesus and god many a time during meets and they've never come to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been asked if i was lactating.....

been asked for used knickers, socks, shoes.....

asked to smoke in front of them...

oohh house cleaner for £6.OO per hour... i replied im no paing u to clean my house!!! they replied... no i will pay u if u let me clean ur house if u treat me like shit

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By *tudmuffin5640Man
over a year ago

central scotland

well jacs i have called to jesus too and u have not got back to me for a meet then,so i dont think there is one out there mmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had an ad on gumtree 2 years ago and got an email from a guy whos email wad 'noballs' and was a hotmail account.

his email went on to say he had a very normal looking, and tasting cock and that he could go on for hours and hours, he has never come via oral

alone and loved to lick clit all day. the only 'catch' was that he has no balls.

he then went on about how he still has a sack but even though its empty it did look normal and that he still came... the overall bonus (as he put it) was that there was no risk of him Fathering a child with us as he didnt produce any 'spunk' (again as he put it) and he wouldnt leave any 'cumstains' in his wake!!

we thought it was a total piss take, but got replies from him a few times on different ads with the same subject of having no nuts, but each time written differently

crazy people out there folks xxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"been asked if i was lactating.....

been asked for used knickers, socks, shoes.....

asked to smoke in front of them...

oohh house cleaner for £6.OO per hour... i replied im no paing u to clean my house!!! they replied... no i will pay u if u let me clean ur house if u treat me like shit"

has the house cleaner got a user name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been asked if i was lactating.....

been asked for used knickers, socks, shoes.....

asked to smoke in front of them...

oohh house cleaner for £6.OO per hour... i replied im no paing u to clean my house!!! they replied... no i will pay u if u let me clean ur house if u treat me like shit

has the house cleaner got a user name. "
do you know if he does vans as mine is needing a good clean and mrs me says im not using the bloody hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes got a message one night asking if I wanted to meet a sexy woman, then she said if I paid the babysitter we could make a night of it, oh and could I bring her fags as well ????

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"been asked if i was lactating.....

been asked for used knickers, socks, shoes.....

asked to smoke in front of them...

oohh house cleaner for £6.OO per hour... i replied im no paing u to clean my house!!! they replied... no i will pay u if u let me clean ur house if u treat me like shit

has the house cleaner got a user name. "

damn i was gonna ask that - have enough to keep him going for a good few hours here

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"been asked if i was lactating.....

been asked for used knickers, socks, shoes.....

asked to smoke in front of them...

oohh house cleaner for £6.OO per hour... i replied im no paing u to clean my house!!! they replied... no i will pay u if u let me clean ur house if u treat me like shit

has the house cleaner got a user name.

damn i was gonna ask that - have enough to keep him going for a good few hours here"

you just wait your turn.

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By *omma46Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

and who said religion was bad for you-lol, i am gonna burn in the firey pits of hell for my fornication and depravityy, but hey ho- such is life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a lovely godbotherer too- told me my profile required a degree in psychiatry and I should turn to God as an outlet for my problems :o)

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