FabSwingers.com forum: i know its random but........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do farts smell so much worse when you let one go in the bath?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst ones are the 'hot' ones. When that heat leaves you know it's all kinds of bad. To your bath scenario though it's probs because of all the 'nice' smells that will be there. Just makes then seem bad.

Years ago Ant n Dec had a sat morning show and an item on it was 'call in with embarrassing things your dad has done.'

Some kid phoned in to say his dad had farted in the family circle biscuit tim, closed it then passed it round his pals -that Sir, is genius!

Dec was literally pissing his pants and couldn't speak.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only you Martin!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the hotel for going to the lothian social,and guess what?the bloody jacuzzi doesnt work

never a good fart when you need one