FabSwingers.com forum: funeral horn

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody else get a bit frisky at a wake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I guess we all grieve in our own way

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I guess we all grieve in our own way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess its a bit taboo lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Guess its a bit taboo lol

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I think it's called respect and knowing when its appropriate to behave in that way and when it's not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm talking about the wake tho , not the actually ceremony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're banging away somewhere at the wake whilst the rest of us are sipping tea and munching on sausage rolls?

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By *rown eyes 8Woman
over a year ago

South Eastern Spain and Scotland

"I'm talking about the wake tho , not the actually ceremony "

How totally inappropriate.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think people are blowing this out of proportion , as much a love sausage rolls

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Think people are blowing this out of proportion , as much a love sausage rolls"
explain what you mean then?

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"Anybody else get a bit frisky at a wake lol"

What, women dressed in black, maybe a tight fitting dress or a skirt with pencil pleats, heels and possibly a pill box hat - and you find that erotic - you pervert!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I do remember another thread a couple of years ago on the very same subject:

it didn't go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean that while everybody else is spouting cliches about auld jimbob having had a good innings, at 83 he had seen it all etc, your busy looking for somewhere quiet to have a quick one off the wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT!! fucking hell you are unreal mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I've offended anyone then sorry , just expressing a point of _iew , not to be controversial in any way , I'm lead to believe its not that in common in this day and age , just liked to hear peoples opinions , never realised bible school was out early but , why so serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a Celtic fan, enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's dain the tea and rolls like ? That's where ye wid find me this cunts away pulling the hees aff it behind the alter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's dain the tea and rolls like ? That's where ye wid find me this cunts away pulling the hees aff it behind the alter

nah, under the communion table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually get what your saying here. Mabe not worded right. After a funeral get a few drinks in them. Start going down memory lane. Could be more seeking comfort at the end of it. More Tlc than been horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There someone showing true class and bringing football into it

well done

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

How often have you been at funerals and found yourself laughing with friends and relatives? It is absolutely normal to look for some release from loss and to find comfort and affirmation with others - sometimes that can be a very 3 dimensional thing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nail on the head crumpet

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The wake is usually after the stiff has gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wake is usually after the stiff has gone."

Really ???

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By *ranitecityMan
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Death and sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's dain the tea and rolls like ? That's where ye wid find me this cunts away pulling the hees aff it behind the alter

nah, under the communion table

Wae the alter boy ? Haha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"The wake is usually after the stiff has gone."
No its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There someone showing true class and bringing football into it

well done"

People take shit far too seriously...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wakes after the deceased has faithfully departed

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"There someone showing true class and bringing football into it

well done"

Yeah because it was classy up till then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stay classy San Diego

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never directly insulted anyone by what team they supported , I simply stated a point of _iew which was open for discussion and debate , I never personally attacked or insulted anyone

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"The wakes after the deceased has faithfully departed"
a wake us vigil held beside the body of someone who has died

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll say again , sorry if I offended anyone ,just thought I'd put it out there , good night folks , off to watch the famous boys in green ,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll say again , sorry if I offended anyone ,just thought I'd put it out there , good night folks , off to watch the famous boys in green ,"
enjoy

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By *oldsteadyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Never been in the least turned on at a wake BUT I'd like to think that when my day comes, people aren't miserable and would be laughing, remembering good times and planning fun - in whatever form that comes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll say again , sorry if I offended anyone ,just thought I'd put it out there , good night folks , off to watch the famous boys in green ,"

ah that explains it, your off to a wake

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll say again , sorry if I offended anyone ,just thought I'd put it out there , good night folks , off to watch the famous boys in green ,

ah that explains it, your off to a wake

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pmsl cheeky lol but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stay classy mark

nae shaggin dead bodies either Yeve been warned ya mad shagger !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can let my hair down with the best of them but maybe I've just lost way too many dear ones to treat their passing with anything other than respect, dignity and appropriate behaviour. That's just me....a time and a place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate think it's best you take this down. I lost my oldest and closest friend last Friday and I'm sure I can safely say sexual contact of any kind would've been on the minds of anyone at the funeral or memorial mass. Yes we all grieve in different ways but please be respectful that some on here may actually be grieving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad mark the horny funeral shagger !! Get involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahhhhhhh ,the people on hear would bring a tear a glass eye lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mate think it's best you take this down. I lost my oldest and closest friend last Friday and I'm sure I can safely say sexual contact of any kind would've been on the minds of anyone at the funeral or memorial mass. Yes we all grieve in different ways but please be respectful that some on here may actually be grieving."

Sorry that should read wouldn't have been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody else get a bit frisky at a wake lol"

It's never happened to me but believe it or not it's very natural reaction.

Emotions are running high along with hormones due to stress reflex.

And it's actually a reaction to the circumstance to want to reaffirm life by doing something basic that involves physical contact.

Don't know if I'd class it as "horny or turned on" but craving extra physical contact is not wrong.

Just my opinion though.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Dear god what on earth is happening on these forums just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear god what on earth is happening on these forums just now

Classy as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sizzler

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

If nowt else this post has given me some serious giggles.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Dear god what on earth is happening on these forums just now

Classy as always

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sorry what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear god what on earth is happening on these forums just now

Classy as always

sorry what? "

The forums, classy as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beleave some comments on here been a Celtic fan has fukc all do with the subject that was posted. Is it asking to much just to post your opinion without turning it in to this.??? Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark you look like the kindae guy that wid turn up wae a black umbro tracksuit an a set ae mat limbees am a correct cheif?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Dear god what on earth is happening on these forums just now

Classy as always

sorry what?

The forums, classy as always"
lol its fab

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"If I've offended anyone then sorry , just expressing a point of _iew , not to be controversial in any way , I'm lead to believe its not that in common in this day and age , just liked to hear peoples opinions , never realised bible school was out early but , why so serious"

Ehhh......who mentioned anything about the bible, or religion either?

Just as you're free to post threads, so also are people free to reply, after all that's what forums are about, discussing.

So are you suggesting that only those who agree with you should participate?

Personally, I think talking about 'horn' and a funeral, even if in relation to any after- service/committal event is very disrespectful.

But each to their own, and it takes all types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you mean a wedding lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beleave some comments on here been a Celtic fan has fukc all do with the subject that was posted. Is it asking to much just to post your opinion without turning it in to this.??? Seriously"

Oh dear lord it was a joke... What is wrong with people these days. Sarcasm goes right over some heads..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour's dead? Lets hold a wake

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

"Humour's dead? Lets hold a wake

Just spat my juice hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humour's dead? Lets hold a wake

Just spat my juice hahahahahahaha

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's a bit like Will Ferrel in The Wedding Crahers....picking up chicks at a funeral. Brilliant ! I salute the OP for choosing his role model wisely !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a funeral recently and the widow and daughters were gorgeous - couldn't resist a drool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those vunerable people needing 'comforted' and all the stiff folk !! Perfect opportunity to chance your luck ! Dam right!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I can let my hair down with the best of them but maybe I've just lost way too many dear ones to treat their passing with anything other than respect, dignity and appropriate behaviour. That's just me....a time and a place. "

very well put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this post got a bit blown out of proportion

Im a horny wee thing always and yes if im at funeral and i see a bang tidy guy or woman for that matter id defo give them one.

For anyone sayin that this post os outta order i disagree. This is a swinging site as long as the 2 people involved are in agreement then whats the problem

people grieve in different ways. You would get the horn at a wedding etc once the drinks flow so does emotions. Why should a funeral be any different...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with post above.

Emotions run very high at funerals, weddings, baptisms etc. etc and people do lean on each other for comfort, or just a plain old hug

After it's all over and done with and the sausage rolls an sandwiches are bein handed out then yes the alcohol starts to flow and people do open up and yes the weirdest things have been known to happen

Here in Scotland we have all been brought up with very strict parochial morals and our sense of what is tasteful and what is not becomes a bit cloudy in these events

I am a non Christian and have no parochial morals whatsoever and yes I have indulged in a shag at wedding receptions, baptisms and yes I did shag a distant relative at a funeral once

People do deal with these things in different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picturing the scene from Wedding Crashers ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picturing the scene from Wedding Crashers ????"

I don't crash them nor use them for pick ups however I am an opportunist and if a nice lady happens to catch my eye and is up for it then who am I to take the moral high ground and tell her that's disgusting

Just find somewhere quiet and discreet and get in with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I see the problem awake has been auto corrected

Anybody else get a bit frisky at a wake lol

Should have been

Anybody else get a bit frisky awake lol

I hope

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