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xix and fmumas wedding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All presents graciousley accepted, however shite they are (we'lll sell them on ebay and buy drink).

Couples and singles are welcome (more pressies)

The marriage won't last long, we're in it for the money.

Oh, and the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good on u guys its all in the fun il offer u my old toys there fab n wendy seems easily pleased xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

llf im givin it large tae the bride wie berthaaaaa fk yer money lol im keepin it lol enjoy the day .il watch fae sidelines xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im by ur side sioux woooooooooohoooooooooooo xxxxx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

can i wear a big hat if im invited

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

just wondering who gonna be using black beauty on the wedding night?????????? ps does an empty bottle o wine wi dregs on the bottom and a packet of strings count as a pressie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha i will get u a bespoke flogger hahahah

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Ill supply the condoms for this passionate nite lol xxxxxxxxxxxx how many ya need ???

xxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ya bunch o fookin tightwads!!!! what happened o the purchase of 50" plasma tv, new laptops, cars, yachts?????

Oh well, I guess the consumation by webcam will have to be pay-per-view

(Brennie - ow many you got????)

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By *EXpert37Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Hold on Wendy is already married to me!!!!!

Well that's what she told me!!! Ah you can never trust a Hearts fan!!!!!

Have a great day ya mingers!!!! lol

x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mrtin, I told you that using an unordained sheep to marry us would not be legal!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"mrtin, I told you that using an unordained sheep to marry us would not be legal!!!!!"

its legally binding in aberdeen.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

thank fook we got married in Glasgow then!!!!

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Ya bunch o fookin tightwads!!!! what happened o the purchase of 50" plasma tv, new laptops, cars, yachts?????

Oh well, I guess the consumation by webcam will have to be pay-per-view

(Brennie - ow many you got????)"

fecking loads wendypoos lol its called having a C CARD lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

do I get free shoes wi them??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do I get free shoes wi them??????"
got an extra pair of shoes and a flogger hanging round here somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when is the happy couple tying the knot? (or knots lol)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Monday afternoon, nakie in the woods. All welcome in return for a decent floggable pressie.

Hen night later tonight in chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monday afternoon, nakie in the woods. All welcome in return for a decent floggable pressie.

Hen night later tonight in chat "

I shall don a hat and shoes this evening, and furnish some fizzy wine suitable to the occasion.

p.s wanna collection of porn for a prezzie? only one careful owner.

p.p.s tonight is my thirty-third wedding anniversary...or it would be if I hadn't divorced the fekkr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monday afternoon, nakie in the woods. "

ffs, the midgies will have a field day.

Best put some spotty knob cream on the present list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im bridesmaid and have to wear cut toe wellies in the nude how feckin sexi celebrated with the champers last nite so guess i better nip to the shops n pick up some more c u in chat xxx

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By *utieguyMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Yassss, I'll get an invite all day x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hey cutie, course you've got an invite.

Only dress code is open-toed wellies and bobble hats with pompoms, and of course a decent pressie lol xx

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"hey cutie, course you've got an invite.

Only dress code is open-toed wellies and bobble hats with pompoms, and of course a decent pressie lol xx"

Can i come dressed as a hill billy wie no teeth lol xxxxxxxxx with a straw hat and pigtails xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Ah dinnae dae Pom Poms though ?! been though that trauma once before with ya wendy ! and peach is not on the agenda !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best hen nite ive bn to and never left ma seat till after 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxx thanx bb xxxx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"best hen nite ive bn to and never left ma seat till after 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxx thanx bb xxxx"

yw anytime - loved playing the tunes for the bride to be! xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Thanks for a brilliant hen night BB.... especially dedicating so many songs to the groom, ie fraggle rock, the muppets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like I missed a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hen night was a great laugh , superman was funny and oh the things simon said lmao , had me stuck to my chair till 4 am , great dj , but oh my nipples were chaffed coz of my braless dancing lmao , good luck on the big day xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

what a great day.... wedding car picked me up at 12, bridal party all looked fab!! or they would have if the feckers had turned up!

ne pressies,nae bridesmaids, groom fooking BROKEDED me..... xxxxxxxxxxxxx

divorce party next week

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