FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet etiquette...

By *awk3y3 OP Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

One really for the gents, but ladies, opinions always welcome

So when at home, or while as a guest in someone's home, do you when visiting the Effluent disposal room,

Sit-and-tuck?

Or Stand-and-Splash? (And I'd hope... -and-wipe!)

Personally I am a sit-and-tuck... erroneous unwanted spray in a visitors home is unacceptable...

And which of us in the male gender wipe or dab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys actually sit and tuck? Haha! Never heard of a guy doing this before, unless he's way to d*unk to stand!

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Have a friend who visits often and he never sits and tucks or wipes , I hate it with a passion and I told his wife that hes a minger , i guess i am just too bad .

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By *awk3y3 OP Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

"Have a friend who visits often and he never sits and tucks or wipes , I hate it with a passion and I told his wife that hes a minger , i guess i am just too bad .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Isn't it awkward sitting on the edge of a sink, though? And why do they always put the loo roll on the other side of the room, too.

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

i always sit and tuck, it's easier to play angry birds on my phone that way

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Guys actually sit and tuck? Haha! Never heard of a guy doing this before, unless he's way to d*unk to stand! "

I wasn't d*unk at cj's

Only way to go when dresses

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Sit n tuck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand and splash!

Sorry, couldn't resist.....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Stand and splash!

Sorry, couldn't resist.....

And that's having a poo, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand and splash!

Sorry, couldn't resist.....

And that's having a poo, too

Can you keep NO secrets, you!!!! As you know I poo through letterboxes....

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Stand and splash!

Sorry, couldn't resist.....

Disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand and splash!

Sorry, couldn't resist.....

Disgusting!

That's me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stand because I've never missed, a hate guys who piss all over the seat but that's not whats bad the bad thing is the dirty fuckin bastards don't clean it up!!! & when people leave the toilet seat up a go into a fit of pure animalistic RAGE

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What about in a public toilet?

You've had a shit, cleaned yourself up but still need to wash your hands. You need to flush the toilet and unlock the door but your hands are 'unclean' and there's a good chance the lock and handle are unclean from the previous occupant.

What do you do? Wrap your hand in loo roll, flush and unlock ...... or what?

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