FabSwingers.com forum: Un-needed advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone ever gave you advice and you've just thought "shut up ya dick"

I once had a guy message me and say if I lost weight I would be model material.. That's a totally "shut up ya dick" moment!

I get Unnecessary advice flung at me on a daily occurrence

gets boring

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

I keep being told to change my user name as I shouldn't bring myself down. Em...I'm wee and fat so I'm only being honest oh and I like me so "shut it ya dick"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep being told to change my user name as I shouldn't bring myself down. Em...I'm wee and fat so I'm only being honest oh and I like me so "shut it ya dick" "

Erm.... I kinda have to agree with people hahaha!

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

I don't see it as bringing myself down. I'm only stating the obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its amazing the people that dont take advice yet moan when things arent going their way...especially on this site..then u see their moany statuses and some forum posts and u thick

"dick" or "fanny"(respective to both sexes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever gave you advice and you've just thought "shut up ya dick"

I once had a guy message me and say if I lost weight I would be model material.. That's a totally "shut up ya dick" moment!

I get Unnecessary advice flung at me on a daily occurrence

gets boring "

that's just pathetic him saying that,,fuckin dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't see it as bringing myself down. I'm only stating the obvious

Stating the obvious would be calling yourself by your actual name haha! I'm sure I've said to you that it's not a good name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its amazing the people that dont take advice yet moan when things arent going their way...especially on this site..then u see their moany statuses and some forum posts and u thick

"dick" or "fanny"(respective to both sexes)

If I want to moan, I'll have a moan Awright pal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its amazing the people that dont take advice yet moan when things arent going their way...especially on this site..then u see their moany statuses and some forum posts and u thick

"dick" or "fanny"(respective to both sexes)

If I want to moan, I'll have a moan Awright pal? "

I never said U were moaning lol Awrite,Hen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its amazing the people that dont take advice yet moan when things arent going their way...especially on this site..then u see their moany statuses and some forum posts and u thick

"dick" or "fanny"(respective to both sexes)

If I want to moan, I'll have a moan Awright pal?

I never said U were moaning lol Awrite,Hen?"

Little to the left but I'm fine babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its amazing the people that dont take advice yet moan when things arent going their way...especially on this site..then u see their moany statuses and some forum posts and u thick

"dick" or "fanny"(respective to both sexes)

If I want to moan, I'll have a moan Awright pal?

I never said U were moaning lol Awrite,Hen?

Little to the left but I'm fine babes

right a bit...no more right...thats it...yup...thats my Gspot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol"

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its amazing the people that dont take advice yet moan when things arent going their way...especially on this site..then u see their moany statuses and some forum posts and u thick

"dick" or "fanny"(respective to both sexes)

If I want to moan, I'll have a moan Awright pal?

I never said U were moaning lol Awrite,Hen?

Little to the left but I'm fine babes

right a bit...no more right...thats it...yup...thats my Gspot

Love it haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

"I don't see it as bringing myself down. I'm only stating the obvious

Stating the obvious would be calling yourself by your actual name haha! I'm sure I've said to you that it's not a good name

Yeah you sure have think it was when we were pissed lol xx couldn't possibly put my real name on here tho xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

That's not advice.. That's fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

That's not advice.. That's fact

I almost came at that fact!-mind facts must be evidence based

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't see it as bringing myself down. I'm only stating the obvious

Stating the obvious would be calling yourself by your actual name haha! I'm sure I've said to you that it's not a good name

Yeah you sure have think it was when we were pissed lol xx couldn't possibly put my real name on here tho xx "

Haha I'm a sucker for a d*unken heart to heart lol nah, not your real name. Was just saying lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

Paddy you sweet talker,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

That's not advice.. That's fact

I almost came at that fact!-mind facts must be evidence based

Well.. That's that out the window! Didn't you know.. My name is a lie..

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

"I don't see it as bringing myself down. I'm only stating the obvious

Stating the obvious would be calling yourself by your actual name haha! I'm sure I've said to you that it's not a good name

Yeah you sure have think it was when we were pissed lol xx couldn't possibly put my real name on here tho xx

Haha I'm a sucker for a d*unken heart to heart lol nah, not your real name. Was just saying lol xx "

Might start a thread on what my new user name should be lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

Paddy you sweet talker,

heheheheh I know...pucker up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

That's not advice.. That's fact

I almost came at that fact!-mind facts must be evidence based

Well.. That's that out the window! Didn't you know.. My name is a lie..

hya allie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for the record I'd never ask anyone to change their body ffs lol

Haha! I never said you would.. Tis all for shits and giggles!

a little advice..your hot bj'able face would look great on my cock

That's not advice.. That's fact

I almost came at that fact!-mind facts must be evidence based

Well.. That's that out the window! Didn't you know.. My name is a lie..

hya allie x"

Hiyaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

I love your advice tho.. Told you that many-a-time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

I'd ignore her advice and concentrate on her hot tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

I love your advice tho.. Told you that many-a-time

Ok great. Well my advice to you would be............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

I love your advice tho.. Told you that many-a-time

Ok great. Well my advice to you would be............

Enjoy my meet tonight

I hear you sistaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

I love your advice tho.. Told you that many-a-time

Ok great. Well my advice to you would be............

Enjoy my meet tonight

I hear you sistaaaa!

Don't do anything I wouldn't do

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Aww I'm always giving you advice. Sorry

I love your advice tho.. Told you that many-a-time

Ok great. Well my advice to you would be............

Enjoy my meet tonight

I hear you sistaaaa!

Don't do anything I wouldn't do

That doesn't leave much on the 'not to do' list then

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I gave you some of that un-needed advice recently if memory serves

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I did too and see your profiles still the same grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did too and see your profiles still the same grrrr

Guys, come on!! I know use did.. All very good advice haha! I'll get on to changing my profile soonish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking if i actually work for stobarts,thas not a shut up ya dick,its a shut up ya FUCKING dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People asking if i actually work for stobarts,thas not a shut up ya dick,its a shut up ya FUCKING dick

I think you do work for them but don't want anyone to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

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fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha! "

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he? "

Aye, for a little guy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

Aye, for a little guy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

Aye, for a little guy

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pair of twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

Aye, for a little guy

pair of twats

lol oh so touchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

Aye, for a little guy

pair of twats

lol oh so touchy!

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YOUR FUCKING RIGHT

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

Aye, for a little guy

pair of twats

Love you DLT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hie, wasn't that last weekend when we were on our way to cj's.. You beeped and waved and a fellow stobart

fucking shoosh naebody was supposed to know

I was there.. Course everyone is gonna know haha!

I've seen him in the new uniform!! A stobart green mankini!!

I've seen him in the actual uniform.. Very dapper in a tie

He scrubs up quite well doesn't he?

Aye, for a little guy

pair of twats

Love you DLT

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awwww i wuv you too furry monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep ur face pic hidden with good tots like that no ones needs to see ur face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep ur face pic hidden with good tots like that no ones needs to see ur face "

Are you joking? That's harsh as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep ur face pic hidden with good tots like that no ones needs to see ur face

Are you joking? That's harsh as fuck

Guys can't be dicks lol

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"Keep ur face pic hidden with good tots like that no ones needs to see ur face

Are you joking? That's harsh as fuck

So this is where aw the silver tounged sweet talkers hang out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some told me to lay off the pies.......who the fuck was he to tell me I couldn't eat anymore beef and ale pies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some told me to lay off the pies.......who the fuck was he to tell me I couldn't eat anymore beef and ale pies

What a dick! You can eat whatever pies you want love! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm.. Food pies.. Not the other ones haha!! *facepalm* x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww my fanny started to tingle there at the thought of you stuffing your face with my pinky pie *sighs* oh well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww my fanny started to tingle there at the thought of you stuffing your face with my pinky pie *sighs* oh well

I have no words..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good I like my women not to talk when their mouths full

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I get told that alot on here if i lost weight id be a model. My replys always the same. (After receiving a pic And theyve a face like a donkeys arse), thanks for your opinion that i do not want or ask for. And yes your intelligence as seeing i am a larger lady. I may be fat but im not saying if you got face transplant youd be better looking! so fuck off dont mail me Your to shallow and drowning in the pish your talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was advised last week....... I couldnt speak cos id have erupted like a volcano.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same,see that look both ways when..oh. For fucks sak...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told yesterday that I'm not a hotwife? Well everyone is entitled to their opinion

So I replied why do you say you are straight when you gave veris that you play with guys?

His reply, there are no Hotwifes in Scotland

I replied again saying that's another contradiction as your most recent meet has been with a cpl with hot milf as part of their username

No Reply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever gave you advice and you've just thought "shut up ya dick"

I once had a guy message me and say if I lost weight I would be model material.. That's a totally "shut up ya dick" moment!

I get Unnecessary advice flung at me on a daily occurrence

gets boring "

Yes daily... They get the usual reply - thanks for that & then message deleted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever gave you advice and you've just thought "shut up ya dick"

I once had a guy message me and say if I lost weight I would be model material.. That's a totally "shut up ya dick" moment!

I get Unnecessary advice flung at me on a daily occurrence

gets boring "

To that sort of advice you should reply 'and if you were hung you'd be a porn star'

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