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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all

I'm sipping purple rain cocktail

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all

I'm sipping purple rain cocktail

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My usual please hunni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuclear daiquiris from Bar Soba!

Mmmmmmmm

Geek

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I will join you in a large glass of merlot..... I'm in dire need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TEA AND MORE TEA !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some Czech beer folowed by a few Bulliet Bourbons beefore bed. Damn I deed em !

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Long Island ice tea for me please!

God I need one, NOW!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all

I'm sipping purple rain cocktail

My usual please hunni

Bottle for you madam

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all

I'm sipping purple rain cocktail

My usual please hunni

Bottle for you madam

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offft after last week no a glass wil do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will join you in a large glass of merlot..... I'm in dire need

I've made sure you & miss d have a few bottles chilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please

Had to Google that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice large glass of chilled rose wine please

oh and jack and for hubby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice large glass of chilled rose wine please

oh and jack and for hubby"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke please I don't drink - don't wanna put weight on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coke please I don't drink - don't wanna put weight on

Diet with lemon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What malt whisky you got x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Coke please I don't drink - don't wanna put weight on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and diet bru for me plz,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What malt whisky you got x"

Glenfidoch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and diet bru for me plz,"

Will we make it a large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then you twisted ny arm,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laphroaig or a nice red plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laphroaig or a nice red plz"

I've got that would you like ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bucks fizz please

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Jack Daniels and for me, with a bit of lime if you have any?

Been feeling rough all day maybe hair of the dog will work;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack Daniels and for me, with a bit of lime if you have any?

Been feeling rough all day maybe hair of the dog will work;)"

always works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bucks fizz please

On its way

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)

No I think I will join you in that sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)

Owwwwww can I have one please?

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)

Owwwwww can I have one please?"
there amazing so easy to drink! 4 Shots of each in big jugs loafs of ice carton pineapple wee drop cranberry!!! yum lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have a March of the Penguins beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the exertions of the last 24 hours can I have double red bull and please but hold the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chips and cheese cocktails! ( Vodka. Coconut rum. Peach schnaps. Pineapple and cranberry juice)

Owwwwww can I have one please? there amazing so easy to drink! 4 Shots of each in big jugs loafs of ice carton pineapple wee drop cranberry!!! yum lol

Hope Michelle has the stuff to make some tomorrow night,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please

Had to Google that

Lol, we've moved on to shotz, who's with us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll take 2 bottles of Sol with lime please

Had to Google that

Lol, we've moved on to shotz, who's with us?

Me I will have a red stiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh that sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cola cube stuffy for me plz,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cola cube stuffy for me plz,"

I have them in the fridge for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cola cube stuffy for me plz,

I have them in the fridge for tomorrow

Superb, see I knew we where on the same wave length, what time do we start?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cola cube stuffy for me plz,

I have them in the fridge for tomorrow

Superb, see I knew we where on the same wave length, what time do we start?

As soon as possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to raise a glass to all our Scottish friends xx

Cheers vodka and bru in hand, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mine a rum, yarrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of irn bru plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can of irn bru plz

Glass with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of irn bru plz

Glass with ice

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no thanks just give me the can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pour me something i can drink on my own that way il drown my disappointment

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

whens the shots getting poured ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They are now served got some wine vodka & cubes jelly all ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you pour me something i can drink on my own that way il drown my disappointment"

What is your tipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of whisky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of whisky "

Enjoy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Bottle of whisky "
ohh irn bru and il share with you please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose spritzer for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

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busty wench at your service lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

busty wench at your service lol

Your hired

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

busty wench at your service lol

Your hired

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awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another busty wench at your service here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another busty wench at your service here ?"

Oh it was ladies I love big jugs I've always wanted them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of whisky ohh irn bru and il share with you please ?

Ive got some irn bru here wud love too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

busty wench at your service lol

Your hired

awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol"

do big jugs result in big cock tales

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

busty wench at your service lol

Your hired

awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol

do big jugs result in big cock tales

Big cock---tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another busty wench at your service here ?

Oh it was ladies I love big jugs I've always wanted them

Your welcome to play with mine anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another busty wench at your service here ?

Oh it was ladies I love big jugs I've always wanted them

Your welcome to play with mine anytime

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Bottle of whisky ohh irn bru and il share with you please ?

Ive got some irn bru here wud love too ??"
pour away

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

busty wench at your service lol

Your hired

awwww cheers it was my big jugs that swung your decision wasnt it ?( . )( . )lol

do big jugs result in big cock tales

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I love creamy cock....tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

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may i apply for the position of naked butler?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the tart with a heart

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Glass collecting maid here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the tart with a heart

Your one of my barmaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the tart with a heart

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you already are

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

"
Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

"
awwww ffs i never get any fun

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

"
Thank you lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

"
Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending over here just in case

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"What would you like to drink? It's Friday after all

I'm sipping purple rain cocktail

A drink fit for a Prince - ess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either

"
Now your someone id consider bending over for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either

Mmmm is it fir Mrs dlt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

double vodka & redbull please x

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By *MD47Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe a cider....but has to be really cold one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"double vodka & redbull please x

Madam coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"double vodka & redbull please x

Madam coming right up

If only lol, could be doing with it

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over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either

Now your someone id consider bending over for lol

awrite rerr doll

he says, winking and trying to look like a smooth operator

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over a year ago

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either

Mmmm is it fir Mrs dlt?

looks like there might be a queue, bino's feelin popular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"double vodka & redbull please x

Madam coming right up

If only lol, could be doing with it

Think I need just the red bull been sipping cocktails & watched top of the pops on bbc4 when Tom jones then rod came on I had a sudden urge to throw my knickers at the TV oops one to many I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"double vodka & redbull please x

Madam coming right up

If only lol, could be doing with it

Think I need just the red bull been sipping cocktails & watched top of the pops on bbc4 when Tom jones then rod came on I had a sudden urge to throw my knickers at the TV oops one to many I think

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2 things to note here,number 1:surprised you were wearing any knickers.2:good job you didnt drop your drink

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm needing a couple of barmaids please oh & a naked Butler please

may i apply for the position of naked butler?

Your hired

Mrn he keeps trying to stick that thing in me everytime i bend over to pick up a glass will you please tell him to put it away ......

Mr dlt step away from my busty wenches please

awwww ffs i never get any fun

Mr dlt i have a surpise for you...can you bend over and pick up that glass ..Big Hamish has sommat for you

my names no Hamish and its not for dlt either

Now your someone id consider bending over for lol

awrite rerr doll

he says, winking and trying to look like a smooth operator

"
well hello how you doing? (in my best joey voice)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"double vodka & redbull please x

Madam coming right up

If only lol, could be doing with it

Think I need just the red bull been sipping cocktails & watched top of the pops on bbc4 when Tom jones then rod came on I had a sudden urge to throw my knickers at the TV oops one to many I think

2 things to note here,number 1:surprised you were wearing any knickers.2:good job you didnt drop your drink

Shhhhh don't tell anyone I don't wear them anyday that ends in y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs

You can have one now Shelley it's Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs

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oh there is a god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober tonight . Had a few wee cheeky ones last night and saving myself for tomorrow at cjs

You can have one now Shelley it's Saturday

Can't up early in morning lol but I will make up for it tomorrow

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