FabSwingers.com forum: What the f##k!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was you I would smile and do you again and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was you I would smile and do you again and again.

"do you". Who said chivalry was dead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do "
if it was you i would give you a big cuddle kiss and say ready for round 33

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Errrrrr, how the hell did you get in here?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrrr, how the hell did you get in here?????

I would snuggle in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrrr, how the hell did you get in here?????

I would snuggle in

What are you doing in Cheshire ?

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By *nonandyMan
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do "

if it was your bed ad say told you lowering your age setting would be great same time tomorrow

if it was my bed ad say the same then shit myself because I live with my parents

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Errrrrr, how the hell did you get in here?????

I would snuggle in

What are you doing in Cheshire ?

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at long bloody last... Can we do it again incase it's so long until the next shag

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do

if it was your bed ad say told you lowering your age setting would be great same time tomorrow

if it was my bed ad say the same then shit myself because I live with my parents

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oi stop cheating the person above not the poster lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do

if it was your bed ad say told you lowering your age setting would be great same time tomorrow

if it was my bed ad say the same then shit myself because I live with my parents

oi stop cheating the person above not the poster lol"
id say thank god,finally got myself a night with a scottish forum legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do

if it was your bed ad say told you lowering your age setting would be great same time tomorrow

if it was my bed ad say the same then shit myself because I live with my parents

oi stop cheating the person above not the poster lolid say thank god,finally got myself a night with a scottish forum legend

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and go for it again

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ask Gail why she let you in

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do

if it was your bed ad say told you lowering your age setting would be great same time tomorrow

if it was my bed ad say the same then shit myself because I live with my parents

oi stop cheating the person above not the poster lolid say thank god,finally got myself a night with a scottish forum legend

"
lmao @legend ffs Martin lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning Hun - breakfast in bed?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Morning Hun - breakfast in bed?

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eggs unfertilised please sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not you again

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Morning Hun - breakfast in bed?

eggs unfertilised please sweetie

Always, had the snip

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Not you again

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Hmmmm no what you said last week

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Wish i had managed one of your socials

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Wish i had managed one of your socials

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get your name down for the drinks night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning steph,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Good morning steph,"

Morning cj's was fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If say let's play dress up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you woke up in bed with the person above what would you say and do

if it was your bed ad say told you lowering your age setting would be great same time tomorrow

if it was my bed ad say the same then shit myself because I live with my parents

You would shit yourself if you were in my bed because I live with my husband

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If say let's play dress up "
I can see through your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If say let's play dress up I can see through your knickers

You coming in to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I give up everything in typing has mistakes

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If say let's play dress up I can see through your knickers

You coming in to me

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Only if you ask nicely il come in.. Ops I mean on to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow" then "Good Morning"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

""Wow" then "Good Morning"

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Mmmmmm it sure was

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shit!

THAT'S what you look like!!!!

Only teasing babe. I'd probably say THANKS!

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Shit!

THAT'S what you look like!!!!

Only teasing babe. I'd probably say THANKS! "

"Milk and one please!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If say that's the last time I leave the window open

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"If say that's the last time I leave the window open

Where abouts am I? Ayrshire!

How did I get here?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

2 sugar and milk in my tea please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"2 sugar and milk in my tea please

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share a chardonnay or five?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot dam did I die and go to heaven

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"hot dam did I die and go to heaven

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yes you climbed all the way up on the ladder in my stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance you brought coffee with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hot dam did I die and go to heaven

yes you climbed all the way up on the ladder in my stockings

did it lead to a hairy flower garden that smelled like a field of daisies ? (other post)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"hot dam did I die and go to heaven

yes you climbed all the way up on the ladder in my stockings

did it lead to a hairy flower garden that smelled like a field of daisies ? (other post)

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noooooooo no hairy flower garden here lol

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

id say good morning and offer to make her some breakfast lol

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd ask them to lick my feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be surprised but would commend him on his clean feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be surprised but would commend him on his clean feet"

I hope my snoring didn't keep you awake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be surprised but would commend him on his clean feet

I hope my snoring didn't keep you awake??

Say "Mornin' sis....get yer bloody feet off the ceiling!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you make a lemon meringue pie after I fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh...that was HARD homework!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Gosh...that was HARD homework!!!!"
can I have a taste of your cherry pie please

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By *ctionman72Man
over a year ago

south lanarkshire

Your going nowhere sexyarse

& then tie her to the bed so she couldn't escape

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

say. um awrite mate. how much did we bloody drink last night and when did we tie this gorgeous lady to this bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell did I get to Paisley? And er...I prefer the other side of the bed, ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle in and start again xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my wife's let herself go overnight

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

not only am I in the wrong bed. but there are two guys here and one things the other is his wife.... im scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk no sugar ta,xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx"
holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pinch myself to make sure I hadn't died and gone to heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x"

Llf that's made my morning ta,xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x

Llf that's made my morning ta,xx"

Time for round 5 already, you're insatiable woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x

Llf that's made my morning ta,xx

Time for round 5 already, you're insatiable woman

Oh I can keep going all night,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x

Llf that's made my morning ta,xx"

Lol mrs here, unfortunately I don't have much in that department. You'd think he's just be happy with what he's got though eh? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x

Llf that's made my morning ta,xx

Lol mrs here, unfortunately I don't have much in that department. You'd think he's just be happy with what he's got though eh? Lol x"

Get yourself over here and get some total appreciation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk no sugar ta,xxxx holy shit Lin when did you get a set of jugs like that lol x

Llf that's made my morning ta,xx

Lol mrs here, unfortunately I don't have much in that department. You'd think he's just be happy with what he's got though eh? Lol x"

Lol he can play with mine anytime, but only if u think he could handle them,

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I only went out for five minutes and ended up in Scotland

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I only went out for five minutes and ended up in Scotland

Ok so who are the guys tied up at the bottom of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea...coffee x

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I hae tea too thanks (from somewhere amoung random blankets)

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I hae tea too thanks (from somewhere amoung random blankets)"

Foot massage please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that finger out your mouth and replace it with my morning glory x

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