FabSwingers.com forum: Indy ref even snow white's involved

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

“VOTE FOR ALEC SALMOND”

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

“VOTE FOR ALEC SALMOND”

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

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ffs ive told you already,dont bring ne into your storylines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They do say statistically speaking 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Dopey

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By *eonardo Da VinciMan
over a year ago

manchester

"They do say statistically speaking 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Dopey"

Sturgeon is certainly bashful!

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

"They do say statistically speaking 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Dopey

Sturgeon is certainly bashful! "

She has a coupon like a wringed out shammy

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By *MD47Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They do say statistically speaking 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Dopey

Sturgeon is certainly bashful!

She has a coupon like a wringed out shammy

Ah but would that stop you snogging her lol

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By *nonandyMan
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello. Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,

“VOTE FOR ALEC SALMOND”

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

lol am a yes man but that made me laugh

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Laughed out loud at that one. best one yet.

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