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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

The difference between a woman and a man!

Women's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:

Eeww! Thats disgusting, I must get bleach out before I can use this.

Mens first thought:

Hmmm... I wonder if I can remove this with my pish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol that come to you during a flash of constipation?

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Lol that come to you during a flash of constipation? "

Not quite, I was trying to pish of a skid mark at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol that come to you during a flash of constipation?

Not quite, I was trying to pish of a skid mark at the time "
well that was my first thought but opted for my original post. Were you successful in you're fight with said skid?

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Lol that come to you during a flash of constipation?

Not quite, I was trying to pish of a skid mark at the time well that was my first thought but opted for my original post. Were you successful in you're fight with said skid? "

Had to relent and get the bleach out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?

He worked it out with a pencil

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?

He worked it out with a pencil "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of cheese can you use to hide a horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mascarpone Mask-a-pony!!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mascarpone Mask-a-pony!!!."

Give us a chance...i knew that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call cheese that is not yours?"

Nacho cheese!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a three legged donkey ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a three legged donkey ??"

Wonkey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok a three legged donkey with one eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok a three legged donkey with one eye "

Winky wonkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me I'm out

I looked our of the window this morning and I saw a man stealing my gate

I didn't date say anything incase he took o fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either the jokes are too easy or Jinty is just too good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops.

"There is no proof of any adverse effects,' said one carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either the jokes are too easy or Jinty is just too good "

Lol....I'm honestly that good! Truthfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an asian lesbian?

mingeta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call an asian lesbian?

mingeta "
that's as bad as what do you call a lesbian dinosaur LickAlottapuss

Or what does a lesbian bring on the second date, a moving truck. Or how many Goths dose it take to change a lightbulb. none they'd rather sit in the dark.

I know ain't easy being cheesy

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word incompleteley in a sentance. Wee malky replied. When my baws touch my burds arse I know I'm incompleteley.

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Glesca wummin' goes to dentist, sits in chair, dentist says comfy? Wummin' says Gorbals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either the jokes are too easy or Jinty is just too good "

You didn't know the answers but found them highly amusing the other night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either the jokes are too easy or Jinty is just too good

You didn't know the answers but found them highly amusing the other night "

Must have been the setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha class!

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