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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow, "

I think they're over rated I hardly ever use any of mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mini one is good but aim bigger next time and get him to get the bigger version with mains supply lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow, "

IT,s quite tickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I felt the same when I bought my first toy now it's stopped working need to treat myself to a new one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow, "

That'll be you missing of the forums for a wee while then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep meaning to invest in the wand but then I buy more underwear instead lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Toys are fun for a quick fix but definitely no substitute for the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my first experience with a hitachi wand and Wow! So simple but sooo good!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toys have never interested me I always felt the same as Miss D the real thing is best.

That is until I bought a mains powered wand oh my GOD!!!!!!!!

The thing is so powerful it leaves me in a quivering, tears of pure pleasure running down my face, toe curling mess it's the best thing ever. My electricity bill has gone through the roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my toys saves me the hassle arranging meets

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol "
just watch you don't make urself redundant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol just watch you don't make urself redundant lol"
fuck i never thought of that,but a vibrator cant do the dishes on a saturday night

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol just watch you don't make urself redundant lolfuck i never thought of that,but a vibrator cant do the dishes on a saturday night "

Stick a waterproof one in with them and all the dirt will be aggitated away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol just watch you don't make urself redundant lolfuck i never thought of that,but a vibrator cant do the dishes on a saturday night

Stick a waterproof one in with them and all the dirt will be aggitated away "
would you pack that shit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol "

I should get you to have a word with him indoors so that he can find his way to love honey too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restrained, blindfolded, hitachi wand on her clit, 2 fingers inside her, she blacked out it was that intense

In my opinion toys can only enhance the fun you are having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uft maybe I have lived a sheltered life too I've never owned any toys, I want a clit pump to try and those cuppy things to. But with Greg and miss peacock talking about that wand I want a shot. I am a freak and love the tenis machine up full on my back. Feels gid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol

I should get you to have a word with him indoors so that he can find his way to love honey too "
hoi mr dandg352 mini wand from lovehoney £19.99 and with your fab discount its only £17.99 and free p&p (hope that helps mrs dnadgx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems i may have scored some brownie points,funny feeling love honey may be getting more business from me lol

I should get you to have a word with him indoors so that he can find his way to love honey too hoi mr dandg352 mini wand from lovehoney £19.99 and with your fab discount its only £17.99 and free p&p (hope that helps mrs dnadgx)"

Thanks DLT I'll point him in this direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Restrained, blindfolded, hitachi wand on her clit, 2 fingers inside her, she blacked out it was that intense

In my opinion toys can only enhance the fun you are having "

Sounds like my idea of heaven

R

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

I think they're over rated I hardly ever use any of mine! "

I agree

there's nothing better than the real thing........a 90 kilo thrust.

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By *nonandyMan
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

Why have toys ladies when you can have a toyboy

have no fier andy is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

I think they're over rated I hardly ever use any of mine!

I agree

there's nothing better than the real thing........a 90 kilo thrust."

Oi!!!!!

Who told you I weighed 90kg, lies all lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

I think they're over rated I hardly ever use any of mine!

I agree

there's nothing better than the real thing........a 90 kilo thrust."
see you on saturday then mrs r

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow, "

lol tell him to buy the big boys one or is it to big to handle for him.

cant believe uve not had a shot before. ask babs for a shot on saturday.

no amount of licking can make up for 5000 rpm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

lol tell him to buy the big boys one or is it to big to handle for him.

cant believe uve not had a shot before. ask babs for a shot on saturday.

no amount of licking can make up for 5000 rpm lol"

I will be to busy keeping you away from my neck,

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

i go through more sex toys than i do men lol, ive had to replace 6 rampant rabbits in 9 years, is that normal ??? I buy all mine from Ann Summers as i tried the other makes and didnt think they hit the spot as good.

Ive got one called the cosmo sutra and that is just an amazing little vibrator, i thoroughly recommend it.

But i do agree, they are no substitute for the Real McCoy

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

I think they're over rated I hardly ever use any of mine!

I agree

there's nothing better than the real thing........a 90 kilo thrust.

Oi!!!!!

Who told you I weighed 90kg, lies all lies. "

ok then a 70kilo thrust!

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By *quirtySabWoman
over a year ago

Scotland


"Toys are fun for a quick fix but definitely no substitute for the real thing

"

Have to agree with you on that one nothing better than the "real McCoy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are great especially when used along with the real thing, or for putting on a show for your partner, I know it does it for me watching a woman with a toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this might shock you,

But I(Mrs) has never had a sex toy,

Mr dlt bought me the mini wand and omg that was amazing and it doesn't make a loud noise,

Just wow,

I think they're over rated I hardly ever use any of mine!

I agree

there's nothing better than the real thing........a 90 kilo thrust.

Oi!!!!!

Who told you I weighed 90kg, lies all lies.

ok then a 70kilo thrust!"

Meet u half way at 80 kg hottie !!

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