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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a neck that's about the height of my body

a head that's about the height of your hand?

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a neck that's about the height of my body

a head that's about the height of your hand?

What am I? "

A geeeetar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a neck that's about the height of my body

a head that's about the height of your hand?

What am I?

A geeeetar"

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If it's information you seek, come see me.

If it's pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three.

Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A book keeper "

Jesus sake!!! I'll get a good one and no one will know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A book keeper

Jesus sake!!! I'll get a good one and no one will know it! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.

What am I? "
a girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.

What am I? a girlfriend "

Haha true but wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I am visible to you, you cannot see me, but when I am invisible, you long to see me. I am plenty with someone patient, but all the more scarce with a hasty one. I am greater than all, but still in the control of those who value my existence.

What am I? a girlfriend

Haha true but wrong "
right i give in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm no playing anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one,

give me a girls name, any name and i bet i can name a well known song with the name in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's one,

give me a girls name, any name and i bet i can name a well known song with the name in it"

Okay... Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one,

give me a girls name, any name and i bet i can name a well known song with the name in it

Okay... Claire "

Gilbert O'Sullivan, 70s I think wrote and had a hit with a sing called Claire, apparently his mangers daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one,

give me a girls name, any name and i bet i can name a well known song with the name in it"

Doris

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By *ouise and jamieCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Riddle-

It is the beginning of eternity

the end of time and space

the beginning of the end

and the end of every space. What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Riddle-

It is the beginning of eternity

the end of time and space

the beginning of the end

and the end of every space. What is it? "
The letter E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday dear Doris

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Claire

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a well known song with a girls name in it

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay so here one..

I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.

I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.

£50 + £50 = £100

I buy the top and have £3 change.

I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.

I now owe both my parents £49 each.

£49 + £49 = £98

£98 + MY £1 = £99

Where has the other £1 gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy birthday dear Doris"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got you all thinking now eh, eh, eh!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Okay so here one..

I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.

I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.

£50 + £50 = £100

I buy the top and have £3 change.

I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.

I now owe both my parents £49 each.

£49 + £49 = £98

£98 + MY £1 = £99

Where has the other £1 gone? "
down the back of the couch? well that's where mine always end up

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over a year ago


"Okay so here one..

I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.

I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.

£50 + £50 = £100

I buy the top and have £3 change.

I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.

I now owe both my parents £49 each.

£49 + £49 = £98

£98 + MY £1 = £99

Where has the other £1 gone? "

You still have it? Ma heed hurts now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What belongs to you but everyone else uses it more than you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay so here one..

I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.

I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.

£50 + £50 = £100

I buy the top and have £3 change.

I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.

I now owe both my parents £49 each.

£49 + £49 = £98

£98 + MY £1 = £99

Where has the other £1 gone?

You still have it? Ma heed hurts now"

Muahaha!! I am the riddle master

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What belongs to you but everyone else uses it more than you do?"

Haha I was totes gonna say something as a joke but I won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol dirty mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What belongs to you but everyone else uses it more than you do?"

Your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What belongs to you but everyone else uses it more than you do?

Your name"

Damn! Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look you can not see me and if you see me you can not see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, But later everything goes back to normal. 

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay so here one..

I want to buy a top for £97, but i don’t have enough money.

I borrow £50 off my dad, and £50 off my mum.

£50 + £50 = £100

I buy the top and have £3 change.

I give £1 to my dad, £1 to my mum, and i keep £1 to myself.

I now owe both my parents £49 each.

£49 + £49 = £98

£98 + MY £1 = £99

Where has the other £1 gone? "

You repaid £2 meaning your debt is in fact £98

Adding the pound you kept to the £98 is irrelevant. The real sum should be:

£98 (outstanding debt) - £1 (your change) = £97 (price of the top)

The £3 needs to all be subtracted from the original £100 for it to balance.

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over a year ago


"If you look you can not see me and if you see me you can not see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, But later everything goes back to normal. 

What am I? "

Imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?

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over a year ago


"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?"

Greg

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over a year ago


"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?"

Billy bob

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over a year ago


"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?"

Doris

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over a year ago


"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?"

It's your own name "if YOU we're driving a bus"

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over a year ago


"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?

Doris"

It could be Doris actually! I was been totes sexest there saying billy bob but you get woman bus drivers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were driving a bus & at the first stop 3 people get on and 1 gets off, at the second stop 12 get on and 2 get off, when you get to the third stop 9 people get on and none get off,

What is the bus drivers name?

It's your own name "if YOU we're driving a bus""

I knew that.. My name is billy bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?

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over a year ago


"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?"

He said.. "Luke, I am your father"

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over a year ago


"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?

He said.. "Luke, I am your father" "

Wrong since it's "No, I am your father"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?

He said.. "Luke, I am your father"

Wrong since it's "No, I am your father""

Whatever! I never seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man on death row is proposed a choice. In order to choose his death, he will say a sentence. If it is true, he will be electrocuted and if it is false, he will be poisoned. The man is still alive and will never be killed, what did he say?

He said.. "Luke, I am your father"

Wrong since it's "No, I am your father"

Whatever! I never seen it "

You need to get that remedied.

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