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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I was cooking dinner tonight chopping Chillies and it reminded me of what an idiot I am at times!

A few months ago I was cooking up a load of curry and Chilli to freeze!

After chopping about 1/2 a dozen chillies I was waiting on the mince and chicken browning and decided to nip for a quick pee!

Yeah you know what's coming!!!

Within seconds my cock felt it was on fire, so much so it was making my eyes water! (Not crying obviously far to tough for that)!

I then proceeded to wash it in the sink with cold water to take away the burning!

Whilst allowing the cold water to sooth my member I proceeded to rub my streaming eyes! Fuck me that made the pain in my cock pale into insignificance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just this morning in the shower

Bent down for the shampoo came back up and smacked my head off 1 of the jet nozzels

No bruise as yet thank goodness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was carrying a commode chair (minus the piss pot) the seat was up but as I carried it the seat came down and jammed my boob. Had a black/blue boob for weeks after that

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Was carrying a commode chair (minus the piss pot) the seat was up but as I carried it the seat came down and jammed my boob. Had a black/blue boob for weeks after that "

Haha! That sounds sore!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A couple of years ago i got into my car as quick as id gotten into it i was jumping back out of it ...why ? because a wasp must have gotten in the night before and was dying on the seat of my car so when i got it it stung me on the ass ouchhhhhyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk into doors all the time god knows how many times I've tripped my self up!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I walk into doors all the time god knows how many times I've tripped my self up! "
Ive walked into patio doors a few times when ive not realised someone has closed them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall up the stairs as well as down them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks ago I had a triple heart bypass,a few days after I got home I sneezed, I thought my chest was being ripped apart, then the next day I slipped down 3 stairs and hurt my back.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"2 weeks ago I had a triple heart bypass,a few days after I got home I sneezed, I thought my chest was being ripped apart, then the next day I slipped down 3 stairs and hurt my back."

I can organise for a CDC Tape permanently wrapped around you if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 weeks ago I had a triple heart bypass,a few days after I got home I sneezed, I thought my chest was being ripped apart, then the next day I slipped down 3 stairs and hurt my back.

I can organise for a CDC Tape permanently wrapped around you if you like? "

That would be great lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"2 weeks ago I had a triple heart bypass,a few days after I got home I sneezed, I thought my chest was being ripped apart, then the next day I slipped down 3 stairs and hurt my back.

I can organise for a CDC Tape permanently wrapped around you if you like?

That would be great lol"

On a more serious note, I got so bad I started carrying plasters in my pockets:

Tripping over the only pot hole in the street, Falling up stairs, breaking my nose 4 times, playing with nun-chuks and cracking myself over the head (ouch!)

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Trying to help a struggling Mum on the bus by carrying her wee one on for her, totally forgetting it was a week after major surgery and I wasn't meant to lift anything heavier than a cup of tea! Sx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare foot in the dark and finding a plug the hard way ..........ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the whole impaling my foot on a plug and not being able to walk for 2 weeks when I was a teen... I have a wee gash on my finger the now and I genuinely have no idea where it came from... I'm as forgetful as I am clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the garden with mates having a drink sitting round half a oil drum with a fire going (yes like you see in American movies with the wee hobos) daft arse here gets up to go get a beer and falls into the fire scratching/cutting my back and back of my legs on the barrel and a bit burnt luckily enough didnt feel it due to drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women on here "

ah well that would be quite reasonably beautiful and rather intelligent things that have hurt us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammed my thumb in the car door in July. The nail is still bruised..Thank god for nail varnish to hide it.

Stepping on lego..that's a killer

I am also clumsy..I currently have scratches on my boob and no idea how they got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And silliest one...went for a sun bed a couple of weeks ago and cooked..seriously painfull sunburn on my bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How painful is it hitting your wee toe off something lol

While I'm commenting why is a funny bone called a funny bone? Nothing funny about it when you hurt it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My neighbour smashed a glass in the kitchen last night (accidentally). Thought I'd swept it all up but took a shard in my barefoot this morning when I was wandering about still half asleep. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ex-wifes count as stupid things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 words. Pole dancing.

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