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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her lecturing you about why you would look so much better with a Kim Jung Un haircut...just like her hero and boss.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Urgh!! the very thought. The crap that comes out her mouth would put me off so much that the old fella would retreat into his wee house.

A definite no from me!!

I'm off for a drink to steady my nerves as I'm still shaking at the very thought.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

She's fae Dreghorn. Nuff said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave princess nicki alone! She has a fan club on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far be it from me to be personal....but who pinched her lips? Her face just comes to a sudden stop at her mooth. Vote for politicians with lips I say!!!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you check Google images, there's a pic of Nicola in her school uniform.

No' nice, no' nice attaw.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her ......."

It wouldn't work. She talks out of her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you check Google images, there's a pic of Nicola in her school uniform.

No' nice, no' nice attaw."

In all fairness to wee nic I've got some doozies too. I would NOT want them made public thanks! Yeuch! I wiznae bonnie. .

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think that politicians should be interviewed while attached to a lie and bullshit detector.

When they get caught telling porkies or other crap they get a 25,000 volts shock.

I think there will be very few long interviews. anyone see Tommy Sheriden's interview with Andrew Neil? Poor tommy would have been fried!!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If you check Google images, there's a pic of Nicola in her school uniform.

No' nice, no' nice attaw.

In all fairness to wee nic I've got some doozies too. I would NOT want them made public thanks! Yeuch! I wiznae bonnie. . "

You've made up for it since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her lecturing you about why you would look so much better with a Kim Jung Un haircut...just like her hero and boss."
id rather belt her in the chops with a cricket bat

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her lecturing you about why you would look so much better with a Kim Jung Un haircut...just like her hero and boss.id rather belt her in the chops with a cricket bat "

Waste of a cricket bat. Bloody expensive they are!

Try a copy of Scotland's Future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

World class journalist plays someone rumoured to be a regular at a certain Glaswegian club...is that true. Mind did Ts not have a column at one stage?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her lecturing you about why you would look so much better with a Kim Jung Un haircut...just like her hero and boss.id rather belt her in the chops with a cricket bat

Waste of a cricket bat. Bloody expensive they are!

Try a copy of Scotland's Future. "

I wouldn't use a club type weapon on anyone, not even Nicola. However, if I were going to, I'd use a caman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her lecturing you about why you would look so much better with a Kim Jung Un haircut...just like her hero and boss.id rather belt her in the chops with a cricket bat

Err what is a caman

Waste of a cricket bat. Bloody expensive they are!

Try a copy of Scotland's Future.

I wouldn't use a club type weapon on anyone, not even Nicola. However, if I were going to, I'd use a caman."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who else would like to stick their old fella in her mouth so that you didn't have to listen to her lecturing you about why you would look so much better with a Kim Jung Un haircut...just like her hero and boss.id rather belt her in the chops with a cricket bat

I know what a caman is. Lol

Err what is a caman

Waste of a cricket bat. Bloody expensive they are!

Try a copy of Scotland's Future.

I wouldn't use a club type weapon on anyone, not even Nicola. However, if I were going to, I'd use a caman."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right...Google's your friend.

It is a Shinty bat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right...Google's your friend.

It is a Shinty bat."

Ehm....Not quite! Definitely not a bat! It's a shinty stick/caman.

R

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm not exactly feeling the love for wee Jimmy Crankie in here

I was on some posts and some stupid woman wrote that NS is a lovely woman and it was a pity she didn't have children. Felt like pointing out that someone would need to shag her first and that might be the problem.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"I'm not exactly feeling the love for wee Jimmy Crankie in here

I was on some posts and some stupid woman wrote that NS is a lovely woman and it was a pity she didn't have children. Felt like pointing out that someone would need to shag her first and that might be the problem."

Sturgeon currently lives in Glasgow with her husband Peter Murrell, who is the current chief executive of the SNP.[1] They announced their engagement on 29 January 2010 and married on 16 July 2010. Her mother, Joan, is SNP Provost of North Ayrshire Council, where she has been councillor for the Irvine East ward since 2007.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just because she is married doesn't mean she getting shagged. I can vouch for that fact.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Can i just say we are voting for scotlands future not the person and if some elitist public school boys on both sides of the border dont like it tough s--t

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can i just say we are voting for scotlands future not the person and if some elitist public school boys on both sides of the border dont like it tough s--t "

As I've said before, if this ISN'T about Eck, why is he put up for all major interviews and debates?

Darling's 'opposite number' in the Yes campaign is Dennis Canavan. Salmond isn't even a member of the Yes board.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not seen Canavan speak at all. Possibly as he is worth a few percentage points to the No's.

I think jim sillers showed the real Yes aims by saying that after they get the power there will be a day of reckoning with any company that backed the No's.

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can i just say we are voting for scotlands future not the person and if some elitist public school boys on both sides of the border dont like it tough s--t "

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Wonder if she knows there is a whole fan club out there lusting after her? If she did it'd probably make her even more self inflated.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not seen Canavan speak at all. Possibly as he is worth a few percentage points to the No's.

I think jim sillers showed the real Yes aims by saying that after they get the power there will be a day of reckoning with any company that backed the No's.

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Both Canavan and Sillars have been sent to Darien.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seen Canavan speak at all. Possibly as he is worth a few percentage points to the No's.

I think jim sillers showed the real Yes aims by saying that after they get the power there will be a day of reckoning with any company that backed the No's.

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bob have you noticed there hasnt been much from Alistair Carmichael recently either ?

Do you think thats anything to do with him agreeing to be part of a Scottish negotiating team if theres a yes vote ?

Maybe the party leadership are upset with him.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bino, you could well be right.

i must admit that I am surprised at some of the Yes speakers. Tommy Sheriden - fresh from a stretch for lying, an NHS consultant who got a severe and public dressing down for lying,misleading the public and frightening patients, Jim Swinney got 2 rebukes for lying about the BoE and talks that never happened and he had to apologise to parliament for misleading them as well.

That's the frightening thing about this referendum is the lies and lack of clarity or straight answers.

I was talking to a very earnest Yes campaigner on Saturday who told me that all the blood banks had been privatised. i told him that i will phone my sister and tell her as she is a manager of a very large blood bank. Needless to say he wandered off with his flag to try and find someone else to frighten and lie to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bino, you could well be right.

i must admit that I am surprised at some of the Yes speakers. Tommy Sheriden - fresh from a stretch for lying, an NHS consultant who got a severe and public dressing down for lying,misleading the public and frightening patients, Jim Swinney got 2 rebukes for lying about the BoE and talks that never happened and he had to apologise to parliament for misleading them as well.

That's the frightening thing about this referendum is the lies and lack of clarity or straight answers.

I was talking to a very earnest Yes campaigner on Saturday who told me that all the blood banks had been privatised. i told him that i will phone my sister and tell her as she is a manager of a very large blood bank. Needless to say he wandered off with his flag to try and find someone else to frighten and lie to."

yeah, i think that both sides have underestimated the public, most of us are too smart to fall for airy fairy promises from either side of this and any other debate.

we all know the nature of politics/politicians and one of the things that i hope comes out of this is that they all up their games.

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