FabSwingers.com forum: Fab joke for a Monday!

By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Little Johnny jumps on a bus and sits behind the driver. Johnny starts chanting at the top of his voice, ''If my Mum was a cow and my Dad was a bull, then i'd be a calf. If my Mum was an ewe and my Dad was a ram, then i'd be a lamb. If my Mum was a mare and my Dad was a stallion, then i'd be a foal."

The driver was getting pissed off and said, ''If your Mum was a whore and your Dad was a wanker, what would you be?"

Johnny replied,

''A bus driver."

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pahahaha!!!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol!