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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if I painted my cock black would it pass for a bbc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

step away from the bottle

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No - it's not big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you it looks good as it is but I can't see any pics of your manhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint it & put it on your profile if it gets loads of fabs it's a bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No - it's not big "

Dam that's what I wanted to say!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No - it's not big

Dam that's what I wanted to say! "

Ner ner ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No - it's not big "
how the fuck would you know?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No - it's not big how the fuck would you know? "

JC told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly.......& of course I checked your profile just in case I could see the before painting pic.......

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber??? "

Still not big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough "

Hard enough to pass it off as a chilli lol

Geek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough

Hard enough to pass it off as a chilli lol

Geek "

see you naked would do that to any man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough "

Courgette?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if I painted my cock black would it pass for a bbc? "

Unlike many women who operate on the basis of " once done black, you won't go back" I'd prefer you just the way you are .... and IF your cock needs some lubrication I could offer something far nicer than any B & Q paint aisle

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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire ish

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greg why do u want to in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough

Courgette?????"

Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.

Not that I would know of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supplementary question, would multi coloured cocks have any effect on blue waffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supplementary question, would multi coloured cocks have any effect on blue waffles "

Might turn it into a brown waffle if you mix too many colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supplementary question, would multi coloured cocks have any effect on blue waffles "
noooooooooooo dont bring up the blue waffle again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough

Courgette?????

Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.

Not that I would know of course "

Oh, of course, mere supposition on your part, who could think anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough

Courgette?????

Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.

Not that I would know of course

Oh, of course, mere supposition on your part, who could think anything else"

Who knows where someone would get that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough

Courgette?????

Na I would say one of those little baby carrots you get in the steam bags in the supermarket.

Not that I would know of course

Oh, of course, mere supposition on your part, who could think anything else

Who knows where someone would get that idea "

Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady"

Your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why paint when white cock is so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White is the best stays harder for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White is the best stays harder for longer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady

Your right "

There you go, there's a first time for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady

Your right

There you go, there's a first time for everything "

That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady

Your right

There you go, there's a first time for everything

That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say "
never stopped you in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady

Your right

There you go, there's a first time for everything

That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say never stopped you in the past "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Only someone with a vivid, lurid imagination and the wrong impression of such a pure lady

Your right

There you go, there's a first time for everything

That's exactly what I was thinking but I'm too nice to say never stopped you in the past

True"
so why stop now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got the boot polish out now

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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere

i love the smell of boot polish, be afraid greg, very afraid lol

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

If I see any women walking about Coatbridge with a boot polish mouser then I know you'll have paid them a visit Gregg!!!

Funny you never see anyone advertising for a distinctly average cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love the smell of boot polish, be afraid greg, very afraid lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you paint it green will it pass for a cucumber???

Still not big enough

Hard enough to pass it off as a chilli lol

Geek

see you naked would do that to any man "

Just as well I'm a quiet shy guy who never gets naked

Geek

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