FabSwingers.com forum: cheesey chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we all love a cheesey line every now and then, so..

use your best chat-up line on the person above..might raise a few laughs...and mabye if the lines are ace enough, might get you some sex..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got this one mailed to me today

if you were my teacher id be doing you over my desk rite now llf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice cheeks, wanna part them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edam, Brie, Cheddar, Red Leicester,Monterey Jack, Gorgonzola, Dairylea, Parmesan, Mozzarella etc... hows that for a cheesy line.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nah man, your patters pish

try this for size...

my balls are like skittles, do ya wanna taste the rainbow??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like jewelry ?.......well suck my cock, its a gem !!!!.

(thank you sid the sexist 1988).

mike.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wont buy you flowers,,,but you can get yer,,,2lips round this !!! hahahah

again sir sid the sexist lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my lucky lottery pants on tonight....do you wanna press the button and release the magic balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

do you like clocks laine?? well... stick two hands on this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like biscuits? suck this its a cracker!

do you like turkey? gobble this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a mars bar or are you pleased to see me love

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You dont want to come back to mine for sex and pizza? Don't you like pizza?

Give us the last 10 digits of your mobile number and I'll guess the first one.

Hey nice clothes, they'd look great on my bedroom floor...

If you've come by me moving my pinky, wait till you get the rest of me!

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

do you have a mirror in your knickers ?

i can see my hands in them

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

do you winch with your legs open

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By *bking1669Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Get your coat you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got this one mailed to me today

if you were my teacher id be doing you over my desk rite now llf"

oooerrrrr, hey tracy we dont have a desk but could always use the table in the conservatory when u bring michelle's knickers back

xxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

r u still smoking ?cause u were red hot in my dreams last nite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"r u still smoking ?cause u were red hot in my dreams last nite lol"

the question is... did it work lol xxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

yeah cause it was sent by a fb at the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, not so cheesy then, just wait and see, your mail box will be full today with peeps using that line on you xxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

pmsl i doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welllllll, you never know do you... wink wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my face leaves in half an hour...be on it lol

(another sid the sexist..)

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