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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

DOUBLE STANDARDS EXPLAINED -

When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun!

BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you find a blind man in a nudest colony?

It isn't hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you find a blind man in a nudest colony?

It isn't hard."

Have you got a Tim Vine joke book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you find a blind man in a nudest colony?

It isn't hard."
oh ffs greg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this advert in a window that said: TV for sale, £1, volume stuck on full. I thought to myself, "Well, I can't turn that down!"

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over a year ago

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"I saw this advert in a window that said: TV for sale, £1, volume stuck on full. I thought to myself, "Well, I can't turn that down!""

That made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face.

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