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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian  "Please do, before you convert, please give me a blowjob lol xx | |||
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"Come to the dark side  "Do you mean Bi side???   | |||
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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "I thought about it once but I'd miss cock too much lol  | |||
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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "Ok ok, I'll pop round. Stop nagging woman!! Jeeso 
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"Come to the dark side
Do you mean Bi side??? "Ok come to the dark bi side | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "Good job I'm a wookie then eh? | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx"I have every right to moan! I'll choke you with a sweet potatoe | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Good job I'm a wookie then eh? "Wtf is a wookie? | |||
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"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake "Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake  I'll tell you my problems | |||
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"Yay, more cock for me then lol "Do you need more?? Has nurse ratshit got you on rations again?? | |||
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"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake
Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems "Ok then, but only AFTER you've googled a wookie | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Moan, moan, moan, moan. Keep your chin up and quit whinging (-: xx
I have every right to moan! I'll choke you with a sweet potatoe "I'll choke you with my horrible penis xx | |||
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"Come to the dark side
Do you mean Bi side???
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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian "The only downside is there are two Crabbit weeks in the relationship not just one! I'm at the wind up, women arn't crabbit when the painters are in , it's just me I'm always wrong and just don't understand it's all about hormones! Can you tell I was married for years???? | |||
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"I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian
The only downside is there are two Crabbit weeks in the relationship not just one!
I'm at the wind up, women arn't crabbit when the painters are in , it's just me I'm always wrong and just don't understand it's all about hormones!
Can you tell I was married for years????"No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone | |||
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"I like wookies,  "And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes | |||
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"But I'm not shagging you!!!! Just stroking you and sharing my cake
Can we have a onesie day with back tickles and cake I'll tell you my problems
Ok then, but only AFTER you've googled a wookie "Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Kiwi is a wookie  | |||
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" No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone "Which is why all I offered was cake and furry hugs | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? " I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf | |||
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" No, you're right. This is my crabbit week and right now I hate everyone
Which is why all I offered was cake and furry hugs "Thanks wookiee | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know "You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know "Because when you thought about men, you thought of me - too old, too short and too hairy | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf "Practice makes perfect | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect "Just need a willing victim | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim "I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx"Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it "Already tucked in. | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it
Already tucked in."Good to go? | |||
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"Are you going to change your name to PussyMunchingQueen?? I think I suck cock better than I eat pussy tbf
Practice makes perfect
Just need a willing victim
I've just became a lesbian, use me lol xx
Chop your horrible penis off and I'll think about it
Already tucked in.
Good to go? "I'm waiting on you lady!!! | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population "Bitches be crazy, but they are a whole different breed of crazy thats more manageable, plus the spooning is much softer and the sex can last all night long | |||
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"Can I ask a totally serious question... When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose? I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? " with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday. | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too "Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman "Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady | |||
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"I like wookies,
And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes "Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on, | |||
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"I like wookies,
And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes
Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on, "Nope, t-shirt and proud | |||
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"I like wookies,
And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes
Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on,
Nope, t-shirt and proud "Mmmmmm showing ur guns, | |||
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"I like wookies,
And mankini-wearing-Stobart-wannabes
Owwwwww you got your big boy jumper on,
Nope, t-shirt and proud
Mmmmmm showing ur guns, " | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman "Bloody phone changed it | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady "Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!! | |||
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"Can I ask a totally serious question... When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose? I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday. "Aw, okay, thanks. I just didn't know | |||
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"Can I ask a totally serious question... When 2 lesbians are having sex, do they use strap ons etc? Isn't that defeating the whole purpose? I went to college with a girl that said she didn't use anything that looked like a penis.. So then they wouldn't be having sex, would they? with every girl I've been with I've never used toys, it's not the sexual penetration that counts it's making her moan like she hasn't before, being together, making each other feel amazing. It can be achieved with cocks and toys. It's down to personal preference to use them or not some don't because then their askedhoh if you can play with a toy why not a guy. Forgetting that it isn't as simple as that. Just like most men think lesbians look like they do in porn. They clearly haven't been to bennits on fish friday.
Aw, okay, thanks. I just didn't know " not a problem | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!! "Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!
Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch "Aw :/ no, I never meant to say it | |||
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"I don't even like penis!! They are ugly!! Guys are arseholes! Woman are probs worse but I'm really just done with guys! Maybe I'm done with the human population
Told you let's be lovers!! Telling you though some of those bitches be cray cray! How I lasted a whole year as one I'll never know
You say Cary Cary? Hahaha! Me too
Did you mean to say Cary? Ye strange woman
Pot kettle and autocorrect springs to mind young lady
Ahaha I never even noticed! In yo face!!
Naw naw I meant to say Cary, I was asking if you meant to say that so in your face biatch
Aw :/ no, I never meant to say it "Won't hold it against you my baby mama | |||
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