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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls & said, "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure." I said "I haven't got an erection." She said "No, but I have."

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Mum cleaning her 15 yr old sons bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags,she asks her husband "what do I do?" hubby says "I'm no expert,but I would'nt fuckin spank him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Policeman goes to the door of a house looking for a young mother, opens the door and a young boy of 13 answers the door wearing stockings, knickers, bra, holding a cigar in his mouth and a bottle of whiskey.

The shocked policeman asks "Is your Mother at home"

The young boy answers "what the fuck you think"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather posh woman walks up to the trade counter at b&q and asks the salesman for some testicle glue.

the salesman looked at her feeling rather puzzled and ask"are you sure youve got the right stuff?"

she said "yes but you common people call it bostick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a gang going though our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.

The police believe they're still at large.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greg u got the same joke book at dlt,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the band who were due to play a concert against teenage pregnancies?

They pulled out at the last second.

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By *razy dancerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A lady in town last night if i wanted to sleep with her for £50 i said im not very tired but could do with the money boom boom

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