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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just for any random conversation/topic... Saves other posts getting taken over.

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy wonder is a see you next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared. "

Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boy wonder is a see you next Tuesday "

Indeed he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared. "

Aww jinty!! I'd be the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.

Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police "

Trust you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.

Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police "

Oh aye? I've heard about your constabulary fetish madame! I want it hit on the head with a big truncheon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on "

Only if your bring it in a taxi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Only if your bring it in a taxi lol "

Haha let me get bunkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a bloody huge spider in my room...like a golf ball with legs....and I've lost track of it!!!!!!! It goes like that chappy Bolt.....send the emergency services. I'm scared.

Calm down jinty I will come up to your house let me phone the police

Oh aye? I've heard about your constabulary fetish madame! I want it hit on the head with a big truncheon! "

I will get one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need an all over oil massage, any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just stepped into a big hot bubble bath. And relaxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just stepped into a big hot bubble bath. And relaxxx "

Sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!????????? "

Still not got the spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shush!.....its quiet time. I'm doing my leg stretches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????

Still not got the spider? "

Nope....and I can hear it laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????

Still not got the spider?

Nope....and I can hear it laughing! "

My house spider is called George and he would be jolly cross with you if you hurt his cousin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????

Still not got the spider?

Nope....and I can hear it laughing! "

Wee bugger. I bet it's got its trainers on so you can't catch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on "

Coffee please, black no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just pop in here and have a HUGE SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!?!?????????

Still not got the spider?

Nope....and I can hear it laughing! "

Dump the telephone directory on top of it Jintz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Coffee please, black no sugar"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

You can have a coca cola life if you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guysssssssss guess what.....

I'm home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle "

again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

again "

He's not toilet trained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

again

He's not to let trained "

Hehe fixed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My legs hurt."

Growing pains? I still get growing pains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

again

He's not to let trained

Hehe fixed it "

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My legs hurt.

Growing pains? I still get growing pains "

My legs are screaming for a run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

again

He's not to let trained

Hehe fixed it

thanks "

I was actually sitting last night and was like "why would she think a to let sign would be for toilets I don't get it!

Kiwi was like... Cause it looks like the I is missing.. Face palm moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My legs hurt.

Growing pains? I still get growing pains

My legs are screaming for a run."

Holy shit.. You have talking legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

again

He's not to let trained

Hehe fixed it

thanks

I was actually sitting last night and was like "why would she think a to let sign would be for toilets I don't get it!

Kiwi was like... Cause it looks like the I is missing.. Face palm moment lol "

Haha I was young at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

again

He's not to let trained

Hehe fixed it

thanks

I was actually sitting last night and was like "why would she think a to let sign would be for toilets I don't get it!

Kiwi was like... Cause it looks like the I is missing.. Face palm moment lol

Haha I was young at the time "

Haha I lnooooow lol I get it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sitting eating man crisps and a yorky blowing shit up n the computer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Coffee please, black no sugar

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

You can have a coca cola life if you want? "

If that's all there is, how about a tonic, ice, no lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a film called "how does she do it" well, I say watching.. Not watching it. It's on but I've got to much on my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Coffee please, black no sugar

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

You can have a coca cola life if you want?

If that's all there is, how about a tonic, ice, no lemon"

Hmm no tonic or lemon. What about a robinsons apple and blackcurrent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching a film called "how does she do it" well, I say watching.. Not watching it. It's on but I've got to much on my mind "

Aww wots up chick xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sitting eating man crisps and a yorky blowing shit up n the computer "

Mmmmm I could go a yorkie now too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching a film called "how does she do it" well, I say watching.. Not watching it. It's on but I've got to much on my mind

Aww wots up chick xx"

Just stuff needing to get sorted out but never. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sitting eating man crisps and a yorky blowing shit up n the computer

Mmmmm I could go a yorkie now too!! "

They aren't for girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF are "Man crisps"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching a film called "how does she do it" well, I say watching.. Not watching it. It's on but I've got to much on my mind

Aww wots up chick xx

Just stuff needing to get sorted out but never. Xx "

Not so good wee lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am sitting eating man crisps and a yorky blowing shit up n the computer

Mmmmm I could go a yorkie now too!!

They aren't for girls "

Soooooooooo I still want one!! They were doing them in pink wrappers so a while so they are for girls too haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"? "

Big beefy crinkly ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"? "

Shhhhhhhh don't ask lol. He's the 'special" boy on the forum - we just smile & agree with him haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK...3 words....tie-dye baby clothes!!!! Just found them on the internet....how cute is that????? Wee hippy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"? "

McCoys are man crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"?

Big beefy crinkly ones "

Sounds like my ex's thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"?

Big beefy crinkly ones

Sounds like my ex's thighs."

Ooo!! Don't think you should eat man crisps with a bitchy comment like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to those special k ones then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"?

Big beefy crinkly ones

Sounds like my ex's thighs."

Oh you bitch haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK...3 words....tie-dye baby clothes!!!! Just found them on the internet....how cute is that????? Wee hippy! "

Aww how cute xx

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over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Coffee please, black no sugar

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

You can have a coca cola life if you want?

If that's all there is, how about a tonic, ice, no lemon

Hmm no tonic or lemon. What about a robinsons apple and blackcurrent? "

mmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF are "Man crisps"?

McCoys are man crisps"

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

No drama just fun please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??"

Don't know maybe Skips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??

Don't know maybe Skips "

The packet said man crisps

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Defo quavers = woman's crisps ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel Gallagher is simply the greatest songwriter and musician of this generation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noel Gallagher is simply the greatest songwriter and musician of this generation "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??

Don't know maybe Skips

The packet said man crisps "

So the question is... Why you eating them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a shoe .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa chaa sound amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Coffee please, black no sugar"
. What is the best biscuit with a tea . I say rich tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree defo a woman's crisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??

Don't know maybe Skips

The packet said man crisps

So the question is... Why you eating them lol "
cause I am batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cup of tea? I have the kettle on

Coffee please, black no sugar

Too late Ozzie shat in my kettle

You can have a coca cola life if you want? "
I am a fanta lemon type of guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??

Don't know maybe Skips

The packet said man crisps

So the question is... Why you eating them lol cause I am batman "

It didn't say batman on the packet tho....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hit it with a shoe ..... "

There is a few things needing hit with a shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are 'woman's crisps ' then??

Don't know maybe Skips

The packet said man crisps "
just like a yorky is only for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a shoe .....

There is a few things needing hit with a shoe "
well make sure is a big heavy shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hit it with a shoe .....

There is a few things needing hit with a shoe well make sure is a big heavy shoe "

7 inch heels would do as much damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a shoe .....

There is a few things needing hit with a shoe well make sure is a big heavy shoe "

You found it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit it with a shoe .....

There is a few things needing hit with a shoe well make sure is a big heavy shoe

You found it then "
. Yeah the heel would do . I did getting the hang of it now haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hit it with a shoe .....

There is a few things needing hit with a shoe well make sure is a big heavy shoe

You found it then . Yeah the heel would do . I did getting the hang of it now haha "

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