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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your last vanilla date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your last vanilla date "

2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your last vanilla date

2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates "

Awww you complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your last vanilla date

2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates

Awww you complaining "

Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About nine years ago I don't do vanilla dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your last vanilla date

2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates

Awww you complaining

Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol "

Am sure you could find some one to take you to dinner threaten to hurt kiwi's shoulder and a bet he would buy you dinner lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates "

Wanna go in a date with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me? "

I would take you out on a vanilla date.

Where would you like to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your last vanilla date

2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates

Awww you complaining

Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol

Am sure you could find some one to take you to dinner threaten to hurt kiwi's shoulder and a bet he would buy you dinner lol xx"

Kiwi is in agony today! He didn't sleep well with it! Made him coffee and rubbed his back this morning.. God I'm a nice person!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date "

That's cute! Take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date "

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your last vanilla date

2 years ago. That was with my ex! I don't get asked out on dates

Awww you complaining

Would be nice to go on a "vanilla date" lol

Am sure you could find some one to take you to dinner threaten to hurt kiwi's shoulder and a bet he would buy you dinner lol xx

Kiwi is in agony today! He didn't sleep well with it! Made him coffee and rubbed his back this morning.. God I'm a nice person!! "

tell him he is still a baw bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

I would take you out on a vanilla date.

Where would you like to go? "

Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 9 months ago lol I tried the normal dating thing but got too bored trying to find anyone decent. May give it a go again at some point, maybe not. Stil, plenty time to play in the meantime

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date "

A coffee oh that's dodgy oh no wait a minute that's me that's dodgy inviting People for coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade "
who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I've actually ever been on one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

I would take you out on a vanilla date.

Where would you like to go?

Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? "
Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

A coffee oh that's dodgy oh no wait a minute that's me that's dodgy inviting People for coffee

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coffee do you even have a kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who "

Their kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

I would take you out on a vanilla date.

Where would you like to go?

Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? "

If you hold my hand. I can't ice skate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

I would take you out on a vanilla date.

Where would you like to go?

Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it? Classy "

I'll put a fucking candle in the middle of us, right!?

Tbh.. I'm actually an east person to take I a date never been to the museum that would be pretty cool! Or the transport museum in Glasgow haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

I would take you out on a vanilla date.

Where would you like to go?

Hmm.... Wanna go ice skating? Not been in years! Wee mcdonalds after it?

If you hold my hand. I can't ice skate "

Course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who

Their kids "
well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me? "

Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.

Then we could go for afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about 2/3 weeks ago. I go through spells of kidding myself on that I'm not as much of a deviant as I make out and try to date but it usually doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner "

Shh I'm arranging a date here. Haven't had one in over 10 years are you going to deny me the chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.

Then we could go for afternoon tea "

A spot of afternoon tea? I'll bring the mr Kipling finger cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner "
Cos you're a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner

Shh I'm arranging a date here. Haven't had one in over 10 years are you going to deny me the chance"

Its always about you sis go on then i hope you have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who

Their kids well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck "

Good luck! Make sure you smell the tea before you drink it she could put something in it to knock you out then have her way with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner Cos you're a cunt!"
fuck you wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.

Then we could go for afternoon tea

A spot of afternoon tea? I'll bring the mr Kipling finger cakes "

It's fine huni. The restaurant provides the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner

Shh I'm arranging a date here. Haven't had one in over 10 years are you going to deny me the chance

Its always about you sis go on then i hope you have fun "

Oh we will, it's me she's going with ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over 10 years ago when I was dating my husband.

Actually he still takes me out on dates

Wanna go in a date with me?

Aww I will take you to the transport museum or kelvingrove I would even buy you a rubber as a souvenir.

Then we could go for afternoon tea

A spot of afternoon tea? I'll bring the mr Kipling finger cakes

It's fine huni. The restaurant provides the food

"

Oh see, I didn't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why does everyone always high jack my threads then ignore me am away to cry in the corner Cos you're a cunt!fuck you wanker "
No thanks mate, you ain't my type

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who

Their kids well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck

Good luck! Make sure you smell the tea before you drink it she could put something in it to knock you out then have her way with you "
I am putting some thing in my own tea if that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been invited to coffee by one of the mums from the school is that a date

I think that would be a she sees you as one of the girls. You would probably turn up and there would be five other mums invited along too. All there to talk about little Tarquin or Armani Jade who

Their kids well i said yes so meeting her at 1300 wish me luck

Good luck! Make sure you smell the tea before you drink it she could put something in it to knock you out then have her way with you I am putting some thing in my own tea if that happens "

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck batman. Remember to wear your lucky pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck batman. Remember to wear your lucky pants "

I have hulk pants on today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck batman. Remember to wear your lucky pants

I have hulk pants on today "

Watch you don't burst out of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck batman. Remember to wear your lucky pants

I have hulk pants on today

Watch you don't burst out of them "

Its ok he no that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had vanilla dates with guys from fab lol but off of fab it would be around 3 years ago I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck batman. Remember to wear your lucky pants

I have hulk pants on today

Watch you don't burst out of them

Its ok he no that big "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 3 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its so long ago, I can't remember , must have been with hubbie before we got married, so it has to be early January 1978

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

5th Year at school

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