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Dictionary for women's personal ads:-
40ish = 49
Adventurous - slept with everyone
Athletic - no tits
Average looking - ugly
Beautiful - pathological liar
Contagious smile - takes a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - on medication
Feminist - fat and hairy
Free spirt - junkie
Friendship first - used to put out on first date but feels guilty
Fun - annoying
New age - more body hair than natural
Open minded - desperate
Outgoing - loud and embarrassing!
Passionate - sloppy d*unk
Professional - hard nosed cow
Voluptuous - fat and chunky
Large frame - obese
Wants soulmate - crazy stalker  | |||
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Dictionary for women's personal ads:-
40ish = 49
Adventurous - slept with everyone
Athletic - no tits
Average looking - ugly
Beautiful - pathological liar
Contagious smile - takes a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - on medication
Feminist - fat and hairy
Free spirt - junkie
Friendship first - used to put out on first date but feels guilty
Fun - annoying
New age - more body hair than natural
Open minded - desperate
Outgoing - loud and embarrassing!
Passionate - sloppy d*unk
Professional - hard nosed cow
Voluptuous - fat and chunky
Large frame - obese
Wants soulmate - crazy stalker " | |||
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"DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S PERSONAL ADS: (Someone e-mailed me this today) Man………………………………..Slut Photos…………………………….Anticipate duplicity, usually of subject 10, 15, 20 years ago 29…………………………………..40 but thinks he looks 29 35…………………………………..45 dyes his hair 40…………………………………..60 dyes his hair, has penile implant 30’s…………………………………45 in search of an 18 year old 40’s…………………………………55 slut Adventurous......................Gets up in the morning, sleeps with anyone or anything A Few Extra Pounds………..Waddles, looks very pregnant Athletic.............................Walks up the stairs, but only if the elevator is broken Average looking.................Fat, looks 4 to 9 months pregnant Divorced………………………….For good reason: shallow, self absorbed SOB Handsome.........................Shallow & self absorbed, uses photo that is 20 years old Emotionally Secure.............On medication Financially Secure...............Cheap Free spirit...........................Takes the bus, lives in a shoe box, sleeps on a bare mattress on the floor Friendship first....................Emotionally insecure, penile challenged Gentleman……………………….Penile challenged, minute man, lies about age Intelligent………………………..High school drop out New-Age............................Feminine Old-fashioned.....................Hates women Open-minded......................Slut, will have sex with anyone or thing Oral………………………………….Penile challenged, minute man Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing slut Professional.........................Shallow **stard Single………………………………..Married and sleazing Separated………………………….What the wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her Slim…………………………………..In denial, horny liar Staminia…………………………….On Viagara or cilis Stocky.................................Very Fat horny liar Tall……………………………………Slut, arrogant Large frame.........................Hugely Fat horny liar Long Time Single……………….Gay and in denial or Penile challenged or Minute Man Wants Soul mate..................Horny liar " | |||
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"DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S PERSONAL ADS: (Someone e-mailed me this today) Man………………………………..Slut Photos…………………………….Anticipate duplicity, usually of subject 10, 15, 20 years ago 29…………………………………..40 but thinks he looks 29 35…………………………………..45 dyes his hair 40…………………………………..60 dyes his hair, has penile implant 30’s…………………………………45 in search of an 18 year old 40’s…………………………………55 slut Adventurous......................Gets up in the morning, sleeps with anyone or anything A Few Extra Pounds………..Waddles, looks very pregnant Athletic.............................Walks up the stairs, but only if the elevator is broken Average looking.................Fat, looks 4 to 9 months pregnant Divorced………………………….For good reason: shallow, self absorbed SOB Handsome.........................Shallow & self absorbed, uses photo that is 20 years old Emotionally Secure.............On medication Financially Secure...............Cheap Free spirit...........................Takes the bus, lives in a shoe box, sleeps on a bare mattress on the floor Friendship first....................Emotionally insecure, penile challenged Gentleman……………………….Penile challenged, minute man, lies about age Intelligent………………………..High school drop out New-Age............................Feminine Old-fashioned.....................Hates women Open-minded......................Slut, will have sex with anyone or thing Oral………………………………….Penile challenged, minute man Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing slut Professional.........................Shallow **stard Single………………………………..Married and sleazing Separated………………………….What the wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her Slim…………………………………..In denial, horny liar Staminia…………………………….On Viagara or cilis Stocky.................................Very Fat horny liar Tall……………………………………Slut, arrogant Large frame.........................Hugely Fat horny liar Long Time Single……………….Gay and in denial or Penile challenged or Minute Man Wants Soul mate..................Horny liar "Brilliant | |||
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