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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started talking about his well paid job, & his expensive sports car, then he pulled out a photo of his wife & said, "She's beautiful isn't she?"

I said "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife!"

He said, "Why is she a stunner?"

I said "No, she's a fucking optician!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

A scotsman,an englishman, an irishman,a welshman,a frenchman,a german,a belgian, an italian, a greek, a spaniard, a kenyan, a morrocan, an egyptian, a mexican, a brazilian, an indian, an australian, a canadian, a jamaican, a chinaman, a colombian, a korean and a nigerian went to a nightclub.....

...... the doorman said "your not getting in without a thai"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A scotsman,an englishman, an irishman,a welshman,a frenchman,a german,a belgian, an italian, a greek, a spaniard, a kenyan, a morrocan, an egyptian, a mexican, a brazilian, an indian, an australian, a canadian, a jamaican, a chinaman, a colombian, a korean and a nigerian went to a nightclub.....

...... the doorman said "your not getting in without a thai""
llf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bumped into an old school friend today. He started talking about his well paid job, & his expensive sports car, then he pulled out a photo of his wife & said, "She's beautiful isn't she?"

I said "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife!"

He said, "Why is she a stunner?"

I said "No, she's a fucking optician!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saw this elsewhere and it cracked me up

A banner written on a sheet

What do we want

A cure for toutettes

When do we want it

PISSFLAPS

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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lol

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