FabSwingers.com forum: Hello everyone ;)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr told me your a friendly lot so thought i'd introduce myself and say hello to everyone.

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe him. Run while you still can

Hi. Hope you have fun on the forum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello snow white, was your finger pricked by a needle and you just woke up?

Think im gettin my fairytales mixed up ere,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome

Hope you enjoy yourself as much if not more than I have

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Don't believe him. Run while you still can

Hi. Hope you have fun on the forum xx "

Doubt you'll run if yer daft enough to say hello yer daft enough to stay

Have fun enjoy the cake and don't believe everything you read

I'm quiet and shy and enjoy a small piece of chocolate or cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi snowhite and wow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

enjoy the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome i a the shy quite one and i hope you brought cake all newbies must bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello & welcome

you've come to the right place, im sure we could find a seven dwarves for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome I'm sure u will fit in just fine

Hopefully see u soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh, fresh meat! I wanna play with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

DLD Dirty little dwarf

( sorry Martin )

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Waiting patiently on cake now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You deserve two cakes for that one Steph, you coming next week?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"You deserve two cakes for that one Steph, you coming next week?"

If i'm lucky

(can't pm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome snow white, take everything you read with a pinch of salt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"welcome snow white, take everything you read with a pinch of salt x :-

A pitch Mrs b, how about a lorry load,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello snow white, was your finger pricked by a needle and you just woke up?

Think im gettin my fairytales mixed up ere,,,

x"
I heard she was fingered by a prick!

Apart from that, welcome Snow White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums, I hope you've got thick skin. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

"
thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

Tell me he's not out in that bloody mankini busking again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot

He also works for Eddie stobart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot

He also works for Eddie stobart

Cue Martin ending on the naughty step again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot

He also works for Eddie stobart

Cue Martin ending on the naughty step again

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you f#$/^&* cheeky c@#$

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the mad house, one of the dwarves is busy working at the moment,

Huge cake for the first person to name him,

thanks for that wife,hello snow white im the well travelled international globetrotter of the bunch and arguably the sanest of the lot

He also works for Eddie stobart

Cue Martin ending on the naughty step again

you f#$/^&* cheeky c@#$"

I think that was to you Mr T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.

Goat

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Welcome to the forums...... Hope pp warned you well

Enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.

Goat"
anymore comments about me working for stobarts it'll be more than f@#$/^ handbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.

Goatanymore comments about me working for stobarts it'll be more than f@#$/^ handbags

awww, the colour of your mankini is a good match with the colour of their trucks though

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello SnowWhite. Enjoy the forums.

If I were to display dwarf characteristics, I'd be Grumpy in the mornings, Bashful in the afternoons and Horny in the evenings.

There was a Horny, right...???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello SnowWhite. Enjoy the forums.

If I were to display dwarf characteristics, I'd be Grumpy in the mornings, Bashful in the afternoons and Horny in the evenings.

There was a Horny, right...??? "

I thought the fringe finished last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow white. Not even a blemish? Welcome to the forum of fun and occasional handbags at dawn.

Goatanymore comments about me working for stobarts it'll be more than f@#$/^ handbags

awww, the colour of your mankini is a good match with the colour of their trucks though

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fuck off you twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you everyone so excited to be delving into the swing scene after being on the fetish scene for a while mixing things up a little

I haven't heard a bad thing about anyone on here from pp except to avoid the man with the mankini ?

Thats all he would say

Girls especially come say hello i really need a feeding frenzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you everyone so excited to be delving into the swing scene after being on the fetish scene for a while mixing things up a little

I haven't heard a bad thing about anyone on here from pp except to avoid the man with the mankini ?

Thats all he would say

Girls especially come say hello i really need a feeding frenzy

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tell him im gonna kick his arse,im really such a nice man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you everyone so excited to be delving into the swing scene after being on the fetish scene for a while mixing things up a little

I haven't heard a bad thing about anyone on here from pp except to avoid the man with the mankini ?

Thats all he would say

Girls especially come say hello i really need a feeding frenzy

tell him im gonna kick his arse,im really such a nice man

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pmsl he told me you'd say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llf hahaha hubby, ur busted,

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello, good evening and welcome!

Have fun, and don't take anything seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, my name is Maleficent...would Snow White like an apple? Welcome to the place for all the people who were to batshit crazy to be in One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest. Angelique and Rupert said hi too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. I like boobs and beer, can we be friends lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, my name is Maleficent...would Snow White like an apple? Welcome to the place for all the people who were to batshit crazy to be in One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest. Angelique and Rupert said hi too!

Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit

angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Llf hahaha hubby, ur busted,"
ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!

Lx"
hahah. Will do sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello. I like boobs and beer, can we be friends lol

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me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit

angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!! "

Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer

Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, welcome and enjoy from the old lady who sits in the corner knitting... A big hello to pp too.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit

angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!

Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer

Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs"

Oh shut up! No one likes angelique anyway!! I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go with Rupert! What kinda name is Rupert anyway? Sounds like some poofy bear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit

angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!

Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer

Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs

Oh shut up! No one likes angelique anyway!! I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go with Rupert! What kinda name is Rupert anyway? Sounds like some poofy bear! "
omg

mfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't listen to this one! He's an arsebiscuit

angelique is a slut and rupert hasn't came out yet!!

Angelique says don't listen to this one, her dress sense is akin to that of a d*unk, burned out drag queen. Don't even start her on BJQ's hairdresser...she has a sideline as a sheep shearer

Rupert would rather stick his cock up a car exhaust that take one of her laughable blowjobs

Oh shut up! No one likes angelique anyway!! I would rather shit in my hands and clap then go with Rupert! What kinda name is Rupert anyway? Sounds like some poofy bear! omg

mfao

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army officers are nucknamed ruperts,cause they are mostly stuck up pompous pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Army officers are nucknamed ruperts,cause they are mostly stuck up pompous pricks

There was me thinking OompahLoompahs were such cute friendly little guys....is that why Willie Wonka asked you to leave the Cocolate Factory because you're not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Army officers are nucknamed ruperts,cause they are mostly stuck up pompous pricks

There was me thinking OompahLoompahs were such cute friendly little guys....is that why Willie Wonka asked you to leave the Cocolate Factory because you're not?

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they are,but not where chickenshit arseholes are concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"othey are,but not where chickenshit arseholes are concerned"

Put the mirror down, your reflection is making you angry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight fight fight fight fight fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fight fight fight fight fight fight!"

I'm a man of peace Jimmi, Mahatma Ghandi was my father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"othey are,but not where chickenshit arseholes are concerned

Put the mirror down, your reflection is making you angry! "
am no angry im perfectly calm,i'll let you have that one given that it was quite quick for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fight fight fight fight fight fight!

I'm a man of peace Jimmi, Mahatma Ghandi was my father

"
more like mahatma coat yer leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi snowWhite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more like mahatma coat yer leaving

But I just got here!! Besides I only ever leave when I decide to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more like mahatma coat yer leaving

But I just got here!! Besides I only ever leave when I decide to"

Or when put on the naughty step

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By *inkyman looking for funMan
over a year ago

bathgate

"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!

Lx"

Say hi from me too ta !!!!!! .

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello Snowwhite

Mr is one of the main culprits in here you know

Hope he told you about bringing us all cake too

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!

Lx"

How bad are you Lou?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, I'm confused.... Who's her husband?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!

How bad are you Lou?????

I know!!! To be fair tho, havent chatted to him in ages. Ive been in my cave trying to find my marbles n all that malarky

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I just realised who your other half is haha say hello to him from me!!

How bad are you Lou?????

I know!!! To be fair tho, havent chatted to him in ages. Ive been in my cave trying to find my marbles n all that malarky

Lx"

I haven't spoken to him in a while either, didn't even know about young Snow White lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Okay, I'm confused.... Who's her husband? "

Not sure that's the correct description for him

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Welcome and njoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, I'm confused.... Who's her husband?

Not sure that's the correct description for him

Just tell meeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, I'm confused.... Who's her husband?

Not sure that's the correct description for him

Just tell meeeee

Its on her profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody's not had her clever biscuits this weekend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him! "

I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!

I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!

yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.

Still protesting my innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh haha sounds like I missed something good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!

I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!

yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.

Still protesting my innocence

It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!

I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!

yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.

Still protesting my innocence

It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really"

I missed it too - he's an absolute nutter, but in a nice way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!

I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!

yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.

Still protesting my innocence

It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really"

you had to be there

obviously not supposed to talk about these things on the forum, but some of the messages from that weekend were funny.

and it all started with pp paraphrasing the title of a Roy Orbison tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, penny arcade? I love that song!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwww okay. I don't know who he is, don't think I've spoken to him!

I think he was banned completely from the forums a while ago lol I miss his banter!

yip, i got off lightly that weekend with a week on the nawty step.

Still protesting my innocence

It happened while I was MIA so haven't a clue what happened really

you had to be there

obviously not supposed to talk about these things on the forum, but some of the messages from that weekend were funny.

and it all started with pp paraphrasing the title of a Roy Orbison tune."

I've heard this story when I briefly met PP at a camping social....funny as fuck!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I've been scrolling and re-reading your warm, endearing messages of encouragement and compassion ....PMSL !!! You lot are a bunch of nutters and I love it. So glad to be here

. Hope some of you lovelies will be meeting me n P on Saturday for birthday drinkipoos

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We might do that as were staying in grove street apt for weekend woohoo lol

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