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"Waaaayhaayyyyy she hath returneth " Yup! I'm on my best behaviour I felt like a little loner!! | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! " | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! " You aren't a real Australian | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! " Naw, ye urr Nae! | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! " And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek " I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from " Maybe you should Geek | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from Maybe you should Geek " Meeeeeh! Nothing wrong with traffic lights and round abouts! I'm really from Zimbabwean | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek " How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, " She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it Geek | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it Geek " FYI.. Your cock was buried in a poor woman vagina!!!! she seemed to enjoy it! Who was I to stop you haha | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it Geek " Not her fault she had to look for it | |||
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"I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from " I'm originally from Dennistoun in Glasgow, lived in Australia for 6 years up until December 2013. Took out Australian citizenship in 2011. The giveaway is in the name HornyScotsOzzie, Scottish by birth, Australian at heart never felt the need to lie about where I'm from. Geography? Not really your strong point is it ? Zimbabwean is a nationality it's how people from the the country of Zimbabwe refer to themselves. Special school did have some merits for me! | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it Geek Not her fault she had to look for it " Jealously jealously jealously lol Geek | |||
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"Now geek u know am joking, I bet your hung, " You know I am...... Who doesn't know? Geek the impaler | |||
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"I know, I'm Claire! I can deal with that! I don't lie about where I'm from I'm originally from Dennistoun in Glasgow, lived in Australia for 6 years up until December 2013. Took out Australian citizenship in 2011. The giveaway is in the name HornyScotsOzzie, Scottish by birth, Australian at heart never felt the need to lie about where I'm from. Geography? Not really your strong point is it ? Zimbabwean is a nationality it's how people from the the country of Zimbabwe refer to themselves. Special school did have some merits for me! " How about you just take yur face for a good old shite | |||
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"Now geek u know am joking, I bet your hung, You know I am...... Who doesn't know? Geek the impaler " yeah, okay..... | |||
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"Now geek u know am joking, I bet your hung, You know I am...... Who doesn't know? Geek the impaler " I don't, I haven't seen it in the flesh, | |||
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"How about you just take yur face for a good old shite " Have to wait till your finished first. Mind wipe your mouth and no eating the bog roll | |||
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"How about you just take yur face for a good old shite Have to wait till your finished first. Mind wipe your mouth and no eating the bog roll" Sorry, that was nasty I do apologise | |||
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"Sorry, that was nasty I do apologise " No need to apologise...got to be able to take in what you dish out. Forum banter...that's all! | |||
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"Sorry, that was nasty I do apologise No need to apologise...got to be able to take in what you dish out. Forum banter...that's all! " everyone should have this approach to the banter | |||
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"Sorry, that was nasty I do apologise No need to apologise...got to be able to take in what you dish out. Forum banter...that's all! " Okayyyyyy | |||
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"Sorry, that was nasty I do apologise No need to apologise...got to be able to take in what you dish out. Forum banter...that's all! everyone should have this approach to the banter " Couldn't agree more if I tried really really hard | |||
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"It's only "bogans" who use this chant...real Australians cringe at it! You aren't a real Australian I'm an Australian Citizen, dual nationality so technically yes I am! Naw, ye urr Nae! And you are not the real blowjobqueen so what is your point caller? Geek How do you know she's not the real bjq? Depends who you ask, She missed my cock n ended up in my arsehole.... That's how I know..... Bottled it Geek " Jeez too much information I was just a little sick in my mouth | |||
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"Ozzie such a man slut " Remember he'd your quarter brother | |||
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"Ozzie such a man slut Remember he'd your quarter brother" He is more of a slut than me am the shy one of the family | |||
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"All of use, get off my thread " Sorry is this a private party for you and Ozzie? | |||
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"All of use, get off my thread Sorry is this a private party for you and Ozzie? " Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite | |||
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"All of use, get off my thread Sorry is this a private party for you and Ozzie? Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite " I can tell you don't like him the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade | |||
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"All of use, get off my thread Sorry is this a private party for you and Ozzie? Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite I can tell you don't like him the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade " Huh? | |||
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" Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite I can tell you don't like him the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade Huh? " You said he smells of shite I told you why | |||
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" Nut, I don't like him! He smells of shite I can tell you don't like him the smell of shite is just his pet. It has no control over its bodily functions. It's not allowed to sleep in the bed anymore so the smell should fade Huh? You said he smells of shite I told you why " Awwww! I got confused | |||
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" Huh? You said he smells of shite I told you why Awwww! I got confused " I know you do sweetie just take your time | |||
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" Huh? You said he smells of shite I told you why Awwww! I got confused I know you do sweetie just take your time " You have a Mr? | |||
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" Huh? You said he smells of shite I told you why Awwww! I got confused I know you do sweetie just take your time You have a Mr? " Yes I do | |||
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" Huh? You said he smells of shite I told you why Awwww! I got confused I know you do sweetie just take your time You have a Mr? Yes I do" Oh my god! I think in heartbroken | |||
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" Huh? You said he smells of shite I told you why Awwww! I got confused I know you do sweetie just take your time You have a Mr? Yes I do Oh my god! I think in heartbroken " there is a lot off us heart broken by this | |||
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" You have a Mr? Yes I do Oh my god! I think in heartbroken " Why? | |||
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" there is a lot off us heart broken by this " well me anyway | |||
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" You have a Mr? Yes I do Oh my god! I think in heartbroken Why? " Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? " Take a guess who it is | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is" Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee " look for couples profile with her sexy ass in it | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee " Go on. Who do you think? | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee look for couples profile with her sexy ass in it " I wouldn't have a clue about couples profiles | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee Go on. Who do you think? " I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee look for couples profile with her sexy ass in it " I can't believe you knew and didn't tell me!! no one tells me anything and I look like a twat!! | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee Go on. Who do you think? I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! " Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee Go on. Who do you think? I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification " Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee Go on. Who do you think? I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! " are you really this thick or just kid on | |||
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" Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! " I knew you must have been thinking that. Nope Ozzie isn't my husband | |||
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" Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! I knew you must have been thinking that. Nope Ozzie isn't my husband " just your bitch | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee Go on. Who do you think? I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! are you really this thick or just kid on " Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious! | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is Oh my fucking god, are you shitting me? Haha shut up!!!! I'm confused I don't like this! Boy wonder.. Help meeeeee Go on. Who do you think? I don't even wanna say cause I'll either be saddened by it or mortified I really don't like this game! Do you just look at the pictures? It says on my profile I'm married and our couples profile name He doesn't use the forums. I keep him hidden away for my own sexual gratification Jeez Louise that's defo changed my Saturday morning!! I didn't know!! I actually thought you meant Ozzie! I swear, I was gonna die! are you really this thick or just kid on Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious! " hate fuck you free Tuesday | |||
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"Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious! hate fuck you free Tuesday " Are you purposely trying to confuse me? | |||
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"Shut the fuck up before I poke you in the eyeballs!!! I was been serious! hate fuck you free Tuesday Are you purposely trying to confuse me? " no trying to meet you | |||
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"Are you purposely trying to confuse me? " Nah if he wanted to do that....he'd throw you a pair of shoes with laces in them.....that would really fuck you up | |||
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"Are you purposely trying to confuse me? Nah if he wanted to do that....he'd throw you a pair of shoes with laces in them.....that would really fuck you up " You weesht aswell! | |||
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" Caaaaaause!! You are like the one everyone wants but no one can have! is he on here too? Take a guess who it is" Did someone "special" seriously think that I was married to this banjo playing hillbilly tart? My God that is sooooo funny......my guide dog is a bit fucked off though. He thinks he's very good at his job! | |||
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"Hahahah Kudos to Ozzie for his awesome diplomatic skills and having the restraint of a saint (I can see you now imagining saints, associating them with nuns and then ending up with nuns and restraints) Lxx This is spookily accurate " | |||
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"Hahahah Kudos to Ozzie for his awesome diplomatic skills and having the restraint of a saint (I can see you now imagining saints, associating them with nuns and then ending up with nuns and restraints) Lxx This is spookily accurate " I have to go to confession now...will I ask if I can get the old confessional box for you to keep your toys and cape in? | |||
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"I have to go to confession now...will I ask if I can get the old confessional box for you to keep your toys and cape in? " Oh please do! Although you'll need to help me rearrange my room to make it fit nicely! | |||
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"I have to go to confession now...will I ask if I can get the old confessional box for you to keep your toys and cape in? Oh please do! Although you'll need to help me rearrange my room to make it fit nicely! " Ha ha ha you'd only invite me into your room so you could hear those famous words "Ozzie....yo ass just been Starbucked" | |||
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