FabSwingers.com forum: Banter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think it goes without saying that I have the best banter on the Scottish forum so I suppose what I'm asking is who would come second?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell shite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it goes without saying that I have the best banter on the Scottish forum so I suppose what I'm asking is who would come second? "
you must live in the same dream world as me coming away with that kiwi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smell shite!!

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You sniffing Angeliques knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell shite!!

You sniffing Angeliques knickers?

She says to tell you that "knickers are do 2013 darling oh and is that a zucchini you have down your tight whites....couldn't possibly be your penis"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smell shite!!

You sniffing Angeliques knickers?

She says to tell you that "knickers are do 2013 darling oh and is that a zucchini you have down your tight whites....couldn't possibly be your penis""
The smell must be your breath then buddy

Ask Angelique if she wants to sample my zucchini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell shite!!

You sniffing Angeliques knickers?

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pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

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She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he

My erse is stinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

) "
Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer

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over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

) She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he

My erse is stinging

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oh ahhh she will boot yer baws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he

My erse is stinging

Good pegging was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he

My erse is stinging

Good pegging was it

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That wasn't a peg, it was like a sword fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer "

I have come clean about my personality disorder and neither myself, Rupert or Angelique have wanted to kill anyone in quite some time.Angleique however does want to make ratatouille with your zucchini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he

My erse is stinging

Good pegging was it

That wasn't a peg, it was like a sword fight

Well it couldn't have been much of a fight against your kiwi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She stayed here a couple of nights ago and I can confirm that she is a he

My erse is stinging

Good pegging was it

That wasn't a peg, it was like a sword fight

Well it couldn't have been much of a fight against your kiwi"
She's hung like a Shetland pony and has a kick like a mule.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss her banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer

She says you look like a serial sex offender with penis issues so she'd want Rupert and I there as chaperones...and to hold you down as she pegged you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss her banter

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Her banter is as bad as Ozzie's breath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You way down the banter list. BJQ is even above youNow c'mon Fab Fem, you look way to sensible to talk so much shite. Even BJQ would admit that if he

BJQ isn't a he by the way.

And it's all true. SHE is before you on the banter scale. I'm top of course then it's Ozzie(only because he has learned from the best

) Ozzie's banter is like a schizophrenic on speed, one minute wanting to kill folk then next being there pal. That's no banter, that's borderline mass murderer

She says you look like a serial sex offender with penis issues so she'd want Rupert and I there as chaperones...and to hold you down as she pegged you! "
I am a serial sex offender, they must be screaming for something, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss her banter

Her banter is as bad as Ozzie's breath."

The Dentist assures me that once the gingivitis clears my breath will be minty fresh. Yours however will forever smell of semen...gotta try and break that boaby guzzling habit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss her banter

Her banter is as bad as Ozzie's breath.

The Dentist assures me that once the gingivitis clears my breath will be minty fresh. Yours however will forever smell of semen...gotta try and break that boaby guzzling habit! "
There's banter and then there's taking g it too far. That's just pure homophobic and as a lover of cum I find myself highly offended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not wanting to fall out with Angelique and I'm not saying she's a slut BUT she's been banged more times than a taxi door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."

Stephen Fry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."

Stephen Fry"
Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon Ozzie, gimme a reason to top up my bath as it's getting cold and I'll need to get out if you can't compete

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over a year ago

"Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game. "

I never need a reason to stay at the top of my game....that shit just happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh rite,,, thats you in those boxers kiwi?

Very like you've slid them on over a boxer dogs erse and yer frontage is in fact his docked tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss her banter

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Me too, but its just on a step, when i miss up theres nae step, more like gettin shuvved off a cliff edge for me, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh rite,,, thats you in those boxers kiwi?

Very like you've slid them on over a boxer dogs erse and yer frontage is in fact his docked tail

Angelique says "Don't mention his penis or cum....he has issues"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game.

I never need a reason to stay at the top of my game....that shit just happens!"
Sorry to be the bearer if bad news mate but it's not happened tonight. RIP Ozzie's banter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh rite,,, thats you in those boxers kiwi?

Very like you've slid them on over a boxer dogs erse and yer frontage is in fact his docked tail

Angelique says "Don't mention his penis or cum....he has issues""
Aye the penis is aching from yesterday and the cum reserves are building back up, no issues apart from that

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over a year ago

"Your banter is that pish that you need to quote Stephen Fry? I'm gonna hang up my phone and retire if this is my competition. I need a reason to stay at the top of my game.

I never need a reason to stay at the top of my game....that shit just happens!Sorry to be the bearer if bad news mate but it's not happened tonight. RIP Ozzie's banter

That your top game, your shot at the title? An one ah two ah three ah 4 ah 5 ah 6 (he's not getting back up folks ) ah 7 (definitely not those eyes are gone) ah 8 ( oh someone stop it this is like. Fly having it's wings picked off) ah 9 aaaaand a 10 Cue Rocky music, cheering crowds, fireworks "and still the undefeated heavyweight slanging match champion, that schizophrenic, speed snorting mass murderer...HornyScotsOzzzzzzzzzzziiiiie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is Ozzie honestly trying to claim victory here? I've got numerous folk PMing me asking me to stop as you're a nice guy etc.

I'll let you claim a victory tho mate if it means that much to you, however my inbox confirms that I'm the 'people's champ' and I'm happy enough with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter "
Even BJQ knows that ain't true Fab Fem, sorry for upsetting your wee pet Ozzie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Ozzie honestly trying to claim victory here? I've got numerous folk PMing me asking me to stop as you're a nice guy etc.

I'll let you claim a victory tho mate if it means that much to you, however my inbox confirms that I'm the 'people's champ' and I'm happy enough with that.

Fill your boots chief and a full inbox from your other personalities doesn't count...I try that all the time when I feel lonely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your earlier post giving the referees count showed up some flaws mate. Let me correct them for you ok -

Four

Five

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Seven

Eight

Nine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter "

Where is BJQ?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "special school" I attended didn't teach us how to count properly, we had to write with crayons and weren't allowed to have scissors either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter

Where is BJQ?x"
She's been missing since meeting a serial sex offender in Edinburgh. Her whereabouts are currently 'unknown'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The "special school" I attended didn't teach us how to count properly, we had to write with crayons and weren't allowed to have scissors either

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You counted fine though, it was just the spelling that let you down.

Are you colouring in with your crayons tonight?

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over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter

Where is BJQ?x"

She's been whispering in my ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "special school" I attended didn't teach us how to count properly, we had to write with crayons and weren't allowed to have scissors either

You counted fine though, it was just the spelling that let you down.

Are you colouring in with your crayons tonight? "

No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!

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over a year ago

"The "special school" I attended didn't teach us how to count properly, we had to write with crayons and weren't allowed to have scissors either

You counted fine though, it was just the spelling that let you down.

Are you colouring in with your crayons tonight?

No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!"
Do any of them taste like shite? That might explain the smell

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over a year ago

"No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!Do any of them taste like shite? That might explain the smell

It would appear you have fecalphillia given your obsession with shite, there is a helpline. I don't know what it tastes like, I may have attended a special school but even we knew eating keech was wrong. It will get better for you, just have to admit you need help and let them give it to you. I'll light a wee candle for you tonight

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over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter

Where is BJQ?xShe's been missing since meeting a serial sex offender in Edinburgh. Her whereabouts are currently 'unknown'

So wot you done with her lol!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!Do any of them taste like shite? That might explain the smell

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You mentioned in your first post that you could smell shite, I'm just trying to help you establish where it may be coming from friend, no need to get personal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter

Where is BJQ?xShe's been missing since meeting a serial sex offender in Edinburgh. Her whereabouts are currently 'unknown'

So wot you done with her lol!?

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You're probably best to ask her

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over a year ago

"No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!Do any of them taste like shite? That might explain the smell

You mentioned in your first post that you could smell shite, I'm just trying to help you establish where it may be coming from friend, no need to get personal

That was Angelique.....she's a cow! I don't get personal just give out what I take in.....all banter although the schizophrenic speed freak did hurt diddums feewings

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over a year ago

"No....I ate them. The red ones taste like strawberries you know!Do any of them taste like shite? That might explain the smell

You mentioned in your first post that you could smell shite, I'm just trying to help you establish where it may be coming from friend, no need to get personal

I don't have any friends

Even Rupert & Angelique don't really like me. Can you and I start our own gang we could call it the Fab Lonely Hearts and we could have tea and crumpets and all sorts of other lovely adventures. No eating shite though.....that's just not cool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the original statement, we all know the females on the forum have the best banter! We just wouldn't waste it on you boys

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over a year ago

"Back to the original statement, we all know the females on the forum have the best banter! We just wouldn't waste it on you boys

Women can fuck a guys shot up when it comes to banter without even trying!

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over a year ago

"Well I think you have just proved your banters shite.

I stand by my earlier statement that BJQ has better banter Even BJQ knows that ain't true Fab Fem, sorry for upsetting your wee pet Ozzie

That's alright I will snuggle him into my bosom to make him feel better

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over a year ago

"Back to the original statement, we all know the females on the forum have the best banter! We just wouldn't waste it on you boys

Women can fuck a guys shot up when it comes to banter without even trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women sit in the pub saying "ohh i've got this crackin joke for you"? Nope, almost never, you simply blether for scotland about anything and i mean a n y t h i n g,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the best fucking banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the best fucking banter

No you have the biggest baws

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over a year ago

"I have the best fucking banter

No you have the biggest baws"

That's also true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody reading this thread knows I have the championship belt over my shoulder as I type this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody reading this thread knows I have the championship belt over my shoulder as I type this

You wish! BJQ is back

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over a year ago

"Anybody reading this thread knows I have the championship belt over my shoulder as I type this

You wish! BJQ is back

Yaaaaaaaaas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?

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over a year ago

"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?

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"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?

You already lost when you had to ask

Geek

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over a year ago

"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?

Ozzie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You's are aw cunts

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over a year ago

Meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You's are aw cunts

Cheers hunni

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over a year ago

"You's are aw cunts

Cheers hunni

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Anytime

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over a year ago

"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?

Ozzie

A woman of impeccable judgement

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"Ok LMN and BJQ. Answer this simple question? In the all male heavyweight championship bout between myself and the horny confused convict on this thread, who won?

Ozzie

A woman of impeccable judgement

Ooooft I'll take this as a compliment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of you would know banter if i walked up and slapped you in the face with it I am the King of banter

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over a year ago

"None of you would know banter if i walked up and slapped you in the face with it I am the King of banter

you another 1 dreaming??

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over a year ago

"None of you would know banter if i walked up and slapped you in the face with it I am the King of banter

you another 1 dreaming??

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wait till am ful back to health then i will show you all

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over a year ago

"None of you would know banter if i walked up and slapped you in the face with it I am the King of banter

you another 1 dreaming??

wait till am ful back to health then i will show you all"

Aye aye

.... Can't wait

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