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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right i need an escape plan in place encase they don't let me out tomorrow suggestions bellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My suggestion is stop trying to come up with plans, do what they tell you and rest, then you might actually be alright??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My suggestion is stop trying to come up with plans, do what they tell you and rest, then you might actually be alright?? "

Wise words for one so young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My suggestion is stop trying to come up with plans, do what they tell you and rest, then you might actually be alright?? "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My suggestion is stop trying to come up with plans, do what they tell you and rest, then you might actually be alright?? "

You tell him he maybe listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies "
best answer yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies best answer yet "

Just behave yourself & get better soon. Unwell = no sex!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick "

ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick

ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated "
great minds mrs b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies "
it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place "
ssshhhh that was between us ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick

ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated great minds mrs b "

what makes it really bad tho, is that she's a nurse!!! (a patient at the time )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs "

To late had to tell him you had my uniform because he wanted to borrow it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tell you what if that fuck wit 3 beds down starts shouting again I will be escaping to the nick

ffs I got dejavue there, my daughter sed exactly the same thing a few weeks back when she was incarcerated great minds mrs b

what makes it really bad tho, is that she's a nurse!!! (a patient at the time )"
honestly the guy is so rude to the nurses and just shouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs "
but in all seriousness take the docs advice mate,and when your finished the grapes wrap the bag roind the other guys head that way you wont need to listen to him,in fact no-one will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs

To late had to tell him you had my uniform because he wanted to borrow it "
did you tell him he can have it if he gets me out this straight jacket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs but in all seriousness take the docs advice mate,and when your finished the grapes wrap the bag roind the other guys head that way you wont need to listen to him,in fact no-one will "
The have fucking stopped me eating so have no grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it "
my wee girl brought me wine gums too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it my wee girl brought me wine gums too "

Aww thats lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs but in all seriousness take the docs advice mate,and when your finished the grapes wrap the bag roind the other guys head that way you wont need to listen to him,in fact no-one will The have fucking stopped me eating so have no grapes "
HOI YOU FUCKTARDS GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING FOOD DONT YOU KNOW WHO HE IS OR WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF?YOU MUPPETS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it my wee girl brought me wine gums too

Aww thats lovely "

she even sang soft kitty to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it my wee girl brought me wine gums too

Aww thats lovely

she even sang soft kitty to me "

You will be missing each other like mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have what your not allowed to eat would be a shame to waste it my wee girl brought me wine gums too

Aww thats lovely

she even sang soft kitty to me

You will be missing each other like mad "

she misses watching big bang with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ye canny beat the old classics, so 3 suggestions:

1. gather up as many sheets as you can tie them together and out the window.

2. tunnel yer way out from the wash block, dont forget to have two backup tunnels just incase.

3. Knock out one of the nurses, dress up in her uniform and walk out the front door.

they all work in the movies it was doing number 3 that probably wound him up in hospital in the first place ssshhhh that was between us ffs but in all seriousness take the docs advice mate,and when your finished the grapes wrap the bag roind the other guys head that way you wont need to listen to him,in fact no-one will The have fucking stopped me eating so have no grapes HOI YOU FUCKTARDS GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING FOOD DONT YOU KNOW WHO HE IS OR WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF?YOU MUPPETS "
they will find out if the don't shut that prick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm... 2 hours have elapsed, what has happened???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm... 2 hours have elapsed, what has happened???"

Lol he escaped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I ran out of internet usage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran out of internet usage "

you still incarcerated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any closer to escaping yet boy?

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any closer to escaping yet boy?

Xx "
nope they still cant understand how when the take me of a drip all my levels fall even though i am eating and drinking so they have stopped me eating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ran out of internet usage

you still incarcerated?"

Yes and getting bored now on the up side i complained about mr shouty and been moved to a wee room of my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm that sounds ominous. Hope they dont take too long figuring out whats wrong and can help soon!

Always good when you get a wee room for yourself lol makes it more bearable.

I spent three weeks in one, wasnt allowed to leave it for three days straight at one point tho

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran out of internet usage

you still incarcerated?

Yes and getting bored now on the up side i complained about mr shouty and been moved to a wee room of my own "

You sure you should have published that in your weakened condition with your harem reading it and full of lust

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something "

Are they trying to get inside batman to see how you work. Don't let them find out your secrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something

Are they trying to get inside batman to see how you work. Don't let them find out your secrets "
i think they are evil i am digging a tunnel as we speak alfrid is sending the bat mobile to collect me am out of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best wishes from "high on a hill". Hope the throat job goes well. Goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something "

I've lost a lipstick and a set of keys. Will you get them to have a look down there for them??? Good luck darling....granny sends hugs and kisses xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something

I've lost a lipstick and a set of keys. Will you get them to have a look down there for them??? Good luck darling....granny sends hugs and kisses xx "

Get down there and clasp him to that ample bosom woman, make him feel a lot better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

will that was a strange experience not said anything to me yet so not sure if the found anything and thank you all for the good wishes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something

Are they trying to get inside batman to see how you work. Don't let them find out your secrets i think they are evil i am digging a tunnel as we speak alfrid is sending the bat mobile to collect me am out of here "
could be worse,they could be shoving it up your jacksy but dont knock it,i know blokea who would love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well going to get a camera shoved down my throat later so hopefully it shows something

Are they trying to get inside batman to see how you work. Don't let them find out your secrets i think they are evil i am digging a tunnel as we speak alfrid is sending the bat mobile to collect me am out of here could be worse,they could be shoving it up your jacksy but dont knock it,i know blokea who would love that "

dlt that just brought back memories i could do without

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

am ooot and back home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An effective escape was had. Well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"am ooot and back home "

Brilliant

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

I was going to say message me and I would have came and got you but congrats on your release mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it was a hard one but managed to recover my utility belt and use my grapple gun to abseil down the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran out of internet usage "

aww, thought u had been carted off by the boys in blue

how r ya feelin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offt, I should read whole posts before replying.. I should read whole posts before replying, I should read whole posts before replying....... great news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck. Hospitals seriously freak me out. Last time I just told them I was leaving and went. 12 hours was bad enough for me. However you do need to be sensible.

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