FabSwingers.com forum: Celebrity Shag

By *pecial Kx2 OP Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

Who would be your ideal celebrity to sleep with/join you n your partner.

and who's the ugliest celeb at the very bottom end of your standards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal celebrity would be Geri Halliwell, that's been a long standing thing for me lol.

Bottom of the list would be Michelle McManus.

My claim to fame is pumping Kate Lawler about 14 years ago in Ibiza

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rachel Riley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David beckham top

Mr bean bottom

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bruce willis would get it

Mr bean can go take a hike tho

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By *awbagMcBawbagMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ideal celebrity - Scarlett Johanssen (predictable maybe, but true)

On the extreme low end of the scale - Mutya Buena (not particularly attractive but looks like pure filth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really well known but she is well fit Ksenia solo @ the top

Lol justin bieber @ the bottom pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

U girls & channing tatum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

U girls & channing tatum

Have you seen him?

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By *pecial Kx2 OP Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

tope for me would be Heather locklier (blonde woman that was in TJ hooker and scrubs for a wee bit)

and low end no sure about at end of the day itd be up to my cock if it got hard or no lol

and that's just kevs dunno who kaz would pick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

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Thats only cos I'm no a celebrity YET

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By *pecial Kx2 OP Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

you would actually fuck bieber??? just fuck mylie syrus the virus they 2 could be twin brothers lol

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

U girls & channing tatum

Have you seen him?

I have. had this argument with my flatmate lol I went. - he looks like his face has been hit with a brick numerous times I just dinne see it.

was responded with we don't look at his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But mile is 2nd on ma top list

& I would only fuck bieber coz am 100% sure he has a very small vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meant miley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ksenia Solo is a wee hottie! Anna Silk too, yum! Gotta love some Lost Girl

Male.- Jason Momoa. He is pure sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

Thats only cos I'm no a celebrity YET

Aren't now and never will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

U girls & channing tatum

Have you seen him?

I have. had this argument with my flatmate lol I went. - he looks like his face has been hit with a brick numerous times I just dinne see it.

was responded with we don't look at his face. "

My ou know you can go off people so easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

Thats only cos I'm no a celebrity YET

Aren't now and never will be

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

U girls & channing tatum

Have you seen him?

I have. had this argument with my flatmate lol I went. - he looks like his face has been hit with a brick numerous times I just dinne see it.

was responded with we don't look at his face.

My ou know you can go off people so easily

away wae ye . you still love me

now you just see it as a can I make him like tatum challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ksenia Solo is a wee hottie! Anna Silk too, yum! Gotta love some Lost Girl

Male.- Jason Momoa. He is pure sex!

Lost girl is great & bo has a cracking set of boobs

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By *pecial Kx2 OP Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

WHO WOULD YOU LOT MOST WANT TO FUCK ON FAB??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would be your ideal celebrity to sleep with/join you n your partner.

and who's the ugliest celeb at the very bottom end of your standards? "

It would need to be Ewan McGregor to join me . And at the bottom of my list would be Shane McGowan even they his music was great . X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Elam a def no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top - Sheridan Smith, because she looks durty

bottom - Jo Brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the top it's the beautiful Amy Macdonald. Bottom would probably be Rhianna. By Fuck she's one ugly git. And possibly one of the most annoying and irritating human beings on the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree about Sheridan, have a massive girl crush on her!

Mine would have to be Kevin Bridges.

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Top would be Beyoncé

Bottom would be Katie Price AKA Jordan! She gives me the creeps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

top would be Kelly McDonald from trainspotting and Boardwalk Empire

bottom would be Beth Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be Judith Ralston the BBC weather girl and at the bottom end Nicola Sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ksenia Solo is a wee hottie! Anna Silk too, yum! Gotta love some Lost Girl

Male.- Jason Momoa. He is pure sex!

Lost girl is great & bo has a cracking set of boobs

fantastic ass as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top would be Josh Hartnett

Bottom Russell Brand yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top - Girl from Da vinci code - don't know her name

Bottom Anne Widdecombe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kim Kardashian because simply who could resist those curves.

Bottom end of the scale not sure but maybe someone like Lisa Rinna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard gere

Meatloaf he looks horrid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top - Girl from Da vinci code - don't know her name

Bottom Anne Widdecombe "

Da vinci code actress is Audrey Tautou

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top. Omg Calvin Harris

Worst nightmare. Phil Mitchell

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eminem, eminem eminem and then eminem all over again all the way to the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top would be Josh Hartnett

Bottom Russell Brand yuck!"

I think Russell Brand would be incredible in bed. . Maybe not my top 3 but I'd not say no!

Jude Law, Hugh Grant, Clive Owen and Michael Sheen. And girl crush was Nigella before she got into drugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As usual...Audrey Tatou at the top

But at bottom would be any wannabee off Geodie Shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top -

Kate beckinsale or Kelly LA Brock circa 1987.

Bottom- any of those hideous fucks of EastEnders.....bear in mind I haven't really watched TV in years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top would be Josh Hartnett

Bottom Russell Brand yuck!

I think Russell Brand would be incredible in bed. . Maybe not my top 3 but I'd not say no!

Jude Law, Hugh Grant, Clive Owen and Michael Sheen. And girl crush was Nigella before she got into drugs x"

Ooh no! He is a total sleaze ball. That greasy hair and squeaky voice he gives me the creeps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen Mirren Top!

Keith Lemon, yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top- changing Tatum

Bottom- borris Johnson

U girls & channing tatum

Have you seen him?

Yes I've seen him I'm jealous of his good looks obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blonde in the specs..squeeky voice in ohhhh gone blank on tv show name...bazinga etc ??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or kate garroway...does the lottery etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blonde in the specs..squeeky voice in ohhhh gone blank on tv show name...bazinga etc ??? lol"

Bernadette from the big bang theory??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torn between Michael fassbender and Jason Statham for top.

And oh f$#k it can't I have them both, top and bottom??

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Does anyone remember Catherine Oxenbourgh from Dynasty or some other crap in the 80s???

OMG!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ksenia Solo is a wee hottie! Anna Silk too, yum! Gotta love some Lost Girl

Male.- Jason Momoa. He is pure sex!

Haha, it was my obsession with watching lost girl & all the fem-fem action that got us on fab

Top Eva Green/Anna Silk or chris Cornell

Bottom Simon cowell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blonde in the specs..squeeky voice in ohhhh gone blank on tv show name...bazinga etc ??? lol

Bernadette from the big bang theory??"
Yes..ty... quite chuffed i kept it dignified and never mentioned her crackin boobs too..lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blonde in the specs..squeeky voice in ohhhh gone blank on tv show name...bazinga etc ??? lol

Bernadette from the big bang theory?? Yes..ty... quite chuffed i kept it dignified and never mentioned her crackin boobs too..lol."

Well you have now.

your welcome.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Id do Richard Gere

But omg Timothy spall gives me the heebie jebbies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blonde in the specs..squeeky voice in ohhhh gone blank on tv show name...bazinga etc ??? lol

Bernadette from the big bang theory?? Yes..ty... quite chuffed i kept it dignified and never mentioned her crackin boobs too..lol.

Well you have now.

your welcome.

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Oh and my, not so hot woman that i would not,,, the skinny blonde one of the two lesbian couple on emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top - Sheridan Smith, because she looks durty

bottom - Jo Brand"

^^ this. You'd need a crow bar to get me off Sheridan Smith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo many. Dermot Mulroney, Tom Hardy, David Beckham, Pink, Gemma Arteton, Jon Bon Jovi, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner etc

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Top - Fiona Bruce.

Bottom - Nicola Sturgeon

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Top: Marge Simpson

Bottom: Homer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local celebs

Top.. Jeni Falconer or Jenny Ryan

Bottom Nicola Sturgeon and Susan Boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ksenia Solo is a wee hottie! Anna Silk too, yum! Gotta love some Lost Girl

Male.- Jason Momoa. He is pure sex!

Haha, it was my obsession with watching lost girl & all the fem-fem action that got us on fab

Top Eva Green/Anna Silk or chris Cornell

Bottom Simon cowell

Good choices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rachel Riley"

Good choice!

Mines would be Jessica Alba

Bottom would be Subo.

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I'd give Colin Firth the rope to tie me up mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top -Lily Allen

Bottom- Jo Brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top: Holly Willoughby

Bottom: Maggie Smith

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