FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing sexploits when you were younger!

By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Many years ago when I was a student about 18 or 19 I ended up and the savoy nightclub in search of cheep drink!

If anyone knows Glasgow the savoy is known as a bit of a meat market, for both men and women!

Anyway I ended up getting chatting to this woman who was obviously older than me but still a good looking woman, or so I thought!

One thing led to another and I ended up back at hers, where she made a man out of me! I was pretty hammered!

Woke up the next morning with the sound of other people in the house and the morning panic began to set in!

I was bursting for the toilet so got up and cast a look over to the stunner I went to bed with, for some reason she had been replaced by a woman as old if not older than my mother!

Made my way out the bedroom to be confronted by a boy maybe only three or four years younger than me who greeted me by saying "alright mate"! Turns out it was her oldest son!

After finding the toilet and realising I was in a flat of some description I made my way back to the bedroom to try and gather my clothes in order I could make a sharp exit without waking the beast! I walked into the room and stood on a plug! After falling to the floor and yelling out in agony my fears were realised and she woke up!

Turns out she was in her 40's and had three kids one of which was a teenager! Her mother was also in the house looking after the kids when she was on her night out!

That queues the memory of us arriving back and basically fucking our way from the hall to the livingroom then eventually into the bedroom!!!!!

I now have to leave after being introduced to all the family and feeling very guilty about shagging their mother!

Thankfully it was before everyone had mobile phones so I took her house number and promised to call!

As I left the block of flats it dawns on me that I forgot to ask where in Glasgow I had ended up in!

Turns out I had ended up in the Gorbals which now is quite a nice area, not so much back then!

Had to do the walk of shame through the town to the train station, still limping from standing on the plug feeling guilty about sleeping with someone older than my mother!

Apart from that it was a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that is quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol priceless !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonny stop telling everbody about ma mammy

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"Gonny stop telling everbody about ma mammy

Sorry mate! You've fair grown up since then

I could have been your new dad!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I didn't have much luck in my youth!

My first sexual experience was when I was in Magaluf aged 15! I had went with my parents but being a big hotel there was loads of teenagers that all formed a big group!

One night we found that in the nearby shopping arcade the can machine sold cans of lager!

We gathered all out paseta coins (it was a while ago) and basically bought a big carry out!

All down the beach next to the hotel we drank our cans and had a laugh!

One girl who was there was approaching 17 and it was love at first sight on my behalf anyway!

As the night went on I impressed her with my boyish good looks and lightening Witt! Or she just got pissed and gave in!

We made our way to a quiet area of the beech and within seconds she had her hands inside my shorts

All good at this point I am looking forward to telling all the lads that I was now a real man!

She keeps fumbling and then grabs a hold of my cock which given this was my first real sexual experience is already rock solid!

All good I think!

She then squeezes it in her hand and starts pulling at it as if she is quite literally trying to pull it off! I instantly feel the pain and I start making a high pitches noise only her and the local dogs could hear! The issue was she thinks it is the noise of enjoyment and starts to thrash about with even more vigour!

Turns out she had never done it before either!

I walked off the beech slightly more of a man but in agony, thankfully I was going home the next day and took me a good few weeks to recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked night shift as a security guard in an East End housing scheme in the early 80's

Anyway two of us and two you female residents of the site decided to go for a drive one Saturday night up the Campsie Hills.

All went well I had one nimble young 18 yr old in the back seat whilst he took her 20 yr old neighbour on a blanket outside.

All normal activity......on the drive home we swapped.

He was in the back seat and I was driving with my dick buried back the older girls throat.

Suddenly 2 sheep ran in front of the car, I swerved, mounted an embankment and hit a large rock

Later at the ED I was released with minor teeth marks aroundy knob

My colleague was kept in for a couple of nights with a broken pelvis.

Trying to keep a straight face on front of his wife and kids was nigh impossible

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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

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over a year ago

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