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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whats your funniest accident you've ever had during / after / pre sex

i've had so many trips to a&e sex dressed, half hidden under a bath robe its unbelievable

the most memorable was when i was in a pair of new boots, had 'slipped' on a wet patch, went ass over tits and broke my ankle.

i refused to let them cut my new boots and demanded the gave me enough painkilelrs so that they could be removed in one peace.

Funnily enough the a&e doctor gave into my demands

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

my funniest accicident didnt actually happen to me but to someone i was on a meet with was just before christmas this year we were in mid shag when he suddenly couldnt move for pain in his thigh

so we had to stop more to my disappointment lol anyway he went for a bath to try and ease the pain but it just wouldnt ease poor guy had to eventualy go to AnE and he was diagnosed with torn thigh muscle's

ouch poor guy was in agony for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am uncut and half way through one session ripped my foreskin (ouch). Blood everywhere and it took over an hour to stop the blood. Had to take a trip to the Dr's the following day with half my foreskin hanging off but she fixed it thankfully.

Now less energetic with those thrusts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guy i used to play with was a little rough which left me flat on back n couldnt move in morn ,prob was mum was on way over so he had to leave me like this totally naky and had to call doc was a hard one to explain to them both but think they knew lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was in 69 on a bed the girl was very vigorous and managed to nudge us right to the edge of the bed. my head was just over the edge of the bed and she was falling off too but instead of letting us both back on to the bed she stood up and squated down on my face then started to bounce on it as if my tongue was fucking her. this lead to my head being bounced against the edge of the bed every time she bounced and left me with a weird case of whiplash which lasted about 2 weeks.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

once gave a guy a bj for over an hour only to have him unable to cum- i was a determined bitch and kept going with the shagging.

i ripped 4 major muscles in my back and headed to a & e in agony ..doc turned round and asked me if i'd fallen off the motorbike we had arrived on as he began duty. didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id hate to know ur bj technique. must have been doing something wrong.

1 HOUR!!!

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By *e-subCouple
over a year ago

north ayrshire

ahm for wan o thon bj's then wwoohooo rhona way to go lass xxxx

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By *igtechMan
over a year ago

Stonehaven

knocked ex out lol when shagging in kitchen were all over house started in kitchen started on sink ala porno spun her round still mounted when bbbbbbbang cracked her nut on the cupboard she went out like a hit from tyson she was out for bout 4 mins lol pity wasnt longer freeking physco bitch lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

in the middle of a bit of fun the guy grabbed the headboard it was a wooden slatted one from ikea did he feckin thing no come away from the wall had to stop mid shag fix it back on then of course we continued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have broken a couple of beds with vigorous shagging & done the ripped foreskin bit, too but funny? Not really. Weirdest was being prodded in the bell-end by something all during and later figured out it was a badly-fitted IUD

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By *lightly temptedMan
over a year ago

coupar angus

A bit of impromptu fun in the bathroom resulting in my partner going headfirst into the bath with one hell of a crack on the head. Scared the crap out of me but she was pissing herself.

It's funny.....now

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By *alakMan
over a year ago

Milan

having a romantic night shag under the moon on mediterranean shrubs close to a beach... turned out we were on top of an anthouse, we realised only when we were covered in ants with all the screaming and running into the water to take them off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having drove up to inverness for a ride out, we found a secluded spot in woods on the west side of loch ness....

Jo had a short skirt on and we had some fun...

Next day at work her legs were absolutley covered with midgie bites... "we know what you were doing" from her work pals all day, lol

Midges mustnt of liked me, not one bite, lol

S.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago a former partner and I were in the Highlands for a road-trip and couldn't keep our hands off each other so we decided to stop for a bit of hanky panky in the nearby forest, as you do. We drove up a track into the forest, parked up and were so lost in passion that we never realised we had been rolling around in a big patch of nettles! Our arses were both stung all over and we had to look around for some doken leaves to ease the pain! Then to make matters even worse, we realised when we were leaving that we'd actually been having sex right in front of an eagle hide and the birdwatchers had been watching us through their binoculars for over an hour! What can you do but just smile and wave.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Held a party where a few from here turned up. Cheap IkEa bed broke and several couples ended on floor. luckily the slats could be replaced!

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