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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have £20 what would you do with the person above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee carry oot and several cans off whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carry out. sex dice,body choclate,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"carry out. sex dice,body choclate,"
.... Half of a a good quality bra

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the Mr the £20 and send him to the pub and stay in way his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let him use it as deposit on a real car

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Let him use it as deposit on a real car

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buy him a fish supper and a bottle of vino and put the world to rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A McDonald's and a bottle of wine

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"A McDonald's and a bottle of wine

Few beers and a bag of chips on the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine, nibbles and a face mask each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I keep the £20 and say I'm no well?

haha joke! Wee trip to jimmy chungs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the £20 towards my phone bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the £20 towards my phone bill

Yeah, fair shout

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A McDonald's and a bottle of wine

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do I look like a micky d's kind of girl?...tut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A McDonald's and a bottle of wine

do I look like a micky d's kind of girl?...tut lol

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I'm no gonna answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A McDonald's and a bottle of wine

do I look like a micky d's kind of girl?...tut lol

I'm no gonna answer that

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wise man hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I keep the £20 and say I'm no well?

haha joke! Wee trip to jimmy chungs

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lol i like yer thinking daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead "
argos

haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead argos

haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in

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id give ye £20 fr yer petrol fr yer fancy car...lol and tell ye uve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead argos

haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in

id give ye £20 fr yer petrol fr yer fancy car...lol and tell ye uve pulled "

Buy her a bunch of flowers

gotta look after my mumma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol"

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol"
some baby oil to massage those lovely boobies and a nice bottle of red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy you are pair of platform shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy you are pair of platform shoes

Lmfao oh my god!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

What's in Inverness?

I would get you a new turtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

What's in Inverness?

I would get you a new turtle

Ehhhh me obviously.

I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

What's in Inverness?

I would get you a new turtle

Ehhhh me obviously.

I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it."

Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something

I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!

Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

What's in Inverness?

I would get you a new turtle

Ehhhh me obviously.

I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.

Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something

I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!

Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie

Woah woah woah! The £20 is for the turtle for the hassle you've caused him. You are getting nout!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy you are pair of platform shoes

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a huge condom,youd need one for being a huge fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

What's in Inverness?

I would get you a new turtle

Ehhhh me obviously.

I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.

Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something

I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!

Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie

Woah woah woah! The £20 is for the turtle for the hassle you've caused him. You are getting nout!

I was gonna give him a new home!!! Saying that I don't think you would provide that in your big bell tower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream with maybe some popping candy lol

A train ticket to Inverness. haha

What's in Inverness?

I would get you a new turtle

Ehhhh me obviously.

I would return the turtle and give it your £20 because turtles deserve it.

Aw aye haha! Why did I think you were in Glasgow or something

I should maybe start looking at where people are from haha!

Well geez the turtle and the £20 you ungrateful jobbie

Woah woah woah! The £20 is for the turtle for the hassle you've caused him. You are getting nout!

I was gonna give him a new home!!! Saying that I don't think you would provide that in your big bell tower

Yes my bell tower is big, but the bell unfortunately doesn't follow suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead argos

haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in

id give ye £20 fr yer petrol fr yer fancy car...lol and tell ye uve pulled

Buy her a bunch of flowers

gotta look after my mumma! "
awww yer just a wee sweety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pair of boxer shorts to take some pics of him in and a bag of mixed pakora .. no mushrooms though

I'd put a 20 pound bet on something to try and win us a trip to Hawaii, if it loses I'll fondle you round the back of Argos instead argos

haha I'm picking what car parks I fondle in

id give ye £20 fr yer petrol fr yer fancy car...lol and tell ye uve pulled

Buy her a bunch of flowers

gotta look after my mumma! awww yer just a wee sweety

I try

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Go to the pub have a gossip and a couple drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the pub have a gossip and a couple drinks "
give u £20 n ask ye to go make up shopping lol

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By *irtyRabbitx2Couple (FF)
over a year ago

Glasgow

Buy you cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy you cocktails

My previous post of baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream but maybe a few bottles and pkts thus time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy you cocktails

My previous post of baby oil, Nutella and whipped cream but maybe a few bottles and pkts thus time xx"

Find as much baby oil as it will buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a carryout and a notepad and give the new student girls marks out of ten as they pass by a busy, yet comfortable spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a carryout and a notepad and give the new student girls marks out of ten as they pass by a busy, yet comfortable spot

Drink in Hard Rock Cafe and see a live band in there. Then share chips n cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then head out to a proper gig and mosh the hell out then head to classic grand on a JD fest! And Perce the barmaids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then head out to a proper gig and mosh the hell out then head to classic grand on a JD fest! And Perce the barmaids

Take him for a drink and we can both perv at the barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep your boobs outta my field of vision. You'll ruin the view

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just keep your boobs outta my field of vision. You'll ruin the view

Fine by me

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

take her to ichiban for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take her to ichiban for lunch

Buy him trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a beef curry, chips, chow mein and a bottle of 7up then take her back to the flat and fuck her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a beef curry, chips, chow mein and a bottle of 7up then take her back to the flat and fuck her

who did you fuck? Certainly wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a beef curry, chips, chow mein and a bottle of 7up then take her back to the flat and fuck her

who did you fuck? Certainly wasn't me

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I didn't say I did, I said I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a beef curry, chips, chow mein and a bottle of 7up then take her back to the flat and fuck her

who did you fuck? Certainly wasn't me

I didn't say I did, I said I would

Aye..... That's what I thought!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

That's easy, buy her cake and stroke her - she's a happy girly

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By *ockandhishenCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Take him for a romantic lunch

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate

Pay for a babysitter so I could enjoy his "company" for a few hours xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Couple of packs of crackers and some coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple of packs of crackers and some coffee

As many cakes as I can

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sticking with my baby oil

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

£20. Go buy a decent tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get at least 1 shirt for £20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a beef curry, chips, chow mein and a bottle of 7up then take her back to the flat and fuck her

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who says romance was dead !!

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By *lasgowkisserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A pair of glasses.....................

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