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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

How to impress a woman -

Wine her, dine her, call her hug her.

Hold her, compliment her, surprise her.

Smile at her, laugh with her.

Cry with her, cuddle her.

Shop with her, buy her jewellery.

Buy her flowers, hold her hand.

Write her love letters.

Go to the ends of the earth to make sure she is happy.

How to impress a man -

Turn up naked

Bring beer!!!!!

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