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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What question have you just got to get off your chest on this site.

Like, has anyone ever used a sky remote in a sexual act (I know, I'm obsessed) or do they just change channels and measure cocks with them?

Also, is MFM different from MMF? Bit technical I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently mfm is straight and mmf is bi

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm a Virgin so can't comment on Sky, lol Virgin broadbanbd that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmf mfm thought was the same thing anyway I love it getting spoiled sky remote never used it but when I got my marina coil fitted a few years ago I asked if I had to check it but got told as long as I was receiving satellite wasn't to worry about the wires

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By *pecial Kx2Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measured my hand with a sky remote for someone last night. Apparently I have hands like coalminers shovels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is fmm the same as mfm and is that the same as mmf.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

"

Girls need there 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmf mfm thought was the same thing anyway I love it getting spoiled sky remote never used it but when I got my marina coil fitted a few years ago I asked if I had to check it but got told as long as I was receiving satellite wasn't to worry about the wires "

I laughed at that! I get mine mixed up with my shower and call it my miras coil. On the plus side...I pick up the shipping forecast too....

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By *pecial Kx2Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

well they should use there 5 fingers for that lol no 5 contents from the fridge ha ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its 3 people, mmf, mfm, fmm, ffm, fmf,mff. simplest way to explain it, news to me if 3 letters in a diffrent order becomes a totally diffrent thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmf mfm thought was the same thing anyway I love it getting spoiled sky remote never used it but when I got my marina coil fitted a few years ago I asked if I had to check it but got told as long as I was receiving satellite wasn't to worry about the wires

I laughed at that! I get mine mixed up with my shower and call it my miras coil. On the plus side...I pick up the shipping forecast too.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently mfm is straight and mmf is bi "

I can sense people stroking chins and finally understanding past confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently mfm is straight and mmf is bi

I can sense people stroking chins and finally understanding past confusion."
aye i am i never knew that so wats a mmmf or better still a mfmf gawd now im confusing myself even more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

"
guess its one way of getting their 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

guess its one way of getting their 5 a day "

Yip because with my medical condition sometimes I can't take my 5 a day orally & no pampering & the five sisters that would make me look like a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

"
totally agree ... Boak

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

totally agree ... Boak "

Do they put them back in the fridge though?

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By *irtyRabbitx2Couple (FF)
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

totally agree ... Boak

Do they put them back in the fridge though? "
probably or in their next casserole

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

totally agree ... Boak

Do they put them back in the fridge though? probably or in their next casserole "

Eugh! We find that a turn off too though. Sx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

totally agree ... Boak

Do they put them back in the fridge though? probably or in their next casserole

Eugh! We find that a turn off too though. Sx "

Note to self - If asked for dinner, say no if it's salad or casserole

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By *ee-YinWoman
over a year ago

nr bathgate


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

"

Hey its not just women that do that, seen some pics of men with various fruit and veg inserted in there bahookie xx

Agree not sexy at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veggies? That's what my food eats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veggies? That's what my food eats

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm a Virgin so can't comment on Sky, lol Virgin broadbanbd that is "

Virgin remotes are ribbed. For her pleasure.

Not that I've ever........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Virgin so can't comment on Sky, lol Virgin broadbanbd that is "
pahahaha u..? ...A virgin ....i smell shiiiite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres a question....why do a lot of women feel the need to insert fruit n veg inside themselves?

its just no sexy what so ever

guess its one way of getting their 5 a day

Yip because with my medical condition sometimes I can't take my 5 a day orally & no pampering & the five sisters that would make me look like a wanker "
well ur excused

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