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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the one with the snakes.

Has anyone got to a meet and something made you make a sharp exit

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the one with the snakes.

Has anyone got to a meet and something made you make a sharp exit

Yeah coffee maker was crap

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a meet but years ago I pulled a lady in a club and went back to hers. Got out the taxi, into her house and then her husband pulled up outside in his car lol I was quickly shoved out the back door whilst she told me how sorry she was haha.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously I went to a house party one night you should have seen the state of the house then when I was shown round the house told were was play area & stuff walks into the bedroom 21st mattresses on the floor bed all stained I thought get me out of here made a sharp exit or I could see me doing a Kim & aggie impression

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao it's actually really cringy to say but this has happened to me

was out in Edinburgh one night with my pal.. He has a gf so that would of been awkward to go back to his. Anyway we had met this really rocker type dude in a pub he was sound but holy shit

He was like "yeah, yeah stay at mine" after all it was a bed at 4am so I wasn't gonna say no haha! Went to bed wasted and woke up and thought

what the fuck!! Place was a shite hole!! That was a very quick exit!

By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Many years ago when I was a student about 18 or 19 I ended up and the savoy nightclub in search of cheep drink!

If anyone knows Glasgow the savoy is known as a bit of a meat market, for both men and women!

Anyway I ended up getting chatting to this woman who was obviously older than me but still a good looking woman, or so I thought!

One thing led to another and I ended up back at hers, where she made a man out of me! I was pretty hammered!

Woke up the next morning with the sound of other people in the house and the morning panic began to set in!

I was bursting for the toilet so got up and cast a look over to the stunner I went to bed with, for some reason she had been replaced by a woman as old if not older than my mother!

Made my way out the bedroom to be confronted by a boy maybe only three or four years younger than me who greeted me by saying "alright mate"! Turns out it was her oldest son!

After finding the toilet and realising I was in a flat of some description I made my way back to the bedroom to try and gather my clothes in order I could make a sharp exit without waking the beast! I walked into the room and stood on a plug! After falling to the floor and yelling out in agony my fears were realised and she woke up!

Turns out she was in her 40's and had three kids one of which was a teenager! Her mother was also in the house looking after the kids when she was on her night out!

That queues the memory of us arriving back and basically fucking our way from the hall to the livingroom then eventually into the bedroom!!!!!

I now have to leave after being introduced to all the family and feeling very guilty about shagging their mother!

Thankfully it was before everyone had mobile phones so I took her house number and promised to call!

As I left the block of flats it dawns on me that I forgot to ask where in Glasgow I had ended up in!

Turns out I had ended up in the Gorbals which now is quite a nice area, not so much back then!

Had to do the walk of shame through the town to the train station, still limping from standing on the plug feeling guilty about sleeping with someone older than my mother!

Apart from that it was a good night