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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A lefty or a righty or both?

I'm a lefty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lefty here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another lefty here A xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love left handed people! I have no idea why!

mumma.. I knew I liked you! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male- right handed

Female - both and has proved very useful in the past lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Righty here !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right handed but left footed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right handed but left footed

A weird one then

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Right handed but left footed

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same here

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Righty here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right handed but left footed

A weird one then

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Aye cheers hen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right handed here

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

ambidextrous. but slightly favour the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously?

Yes!

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right handed but left footed

A weird one then

Aye cheers hen

You know I'm joking lol

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Seriously?

Yes!"

I can vouch for this. Angelique... is my wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously?

Yes!"

Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously?

Yes!

I can vouch for this. Angelique... is my wife"

I'm confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male, Right handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wank wi the right hand tho...

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

Need a spare?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

Need a spare?!"
wank or hand ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

See I can't do that! I use my right hand it goes all wonky haha! Really can't do anything with my right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

See I can't do that! I use my right hand it goes all wonky haha! Really can't do anything with my right "
lol depends who ur wankin maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously?

Yes!

Do the other 2 ever come out and play? "

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously?

Yes!

Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues"

I like them already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues

I like them already! "

Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

Need a spare?! wank or hand ??

Both!

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

See I can't do that! I use my right hand it goes all wonky haha! Really can't do anything with my right "

If you need a rest.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

Need a spare?! wank or hand ??

Both!"
ah know plenty o wanks...as for hand- im tidyin up....feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lefty here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues

I like them already!

Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)"

Well she can suck my dick!!

this calls for a contest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lefty here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues

I like them already!

Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)

Well she can suck my dick!!

this calls for a contest!

She asked did Stevie Wonder dress you before you went to CJ's a week past Saturday.....those shoes and that dress never went! (She's so fucking rude)

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues

I like them already!

Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)

Well she can suck my dick!!

this calls for a contest!

Isn't that your specific area of expertise?!

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

Need a spare?! wank or hand ??

Both! ah know plenty o wanks...as for hand- im tidyin up....feel free

Tidying up what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wank wi the right hand tho...

Need a spare?! wank or hand ??

Both! ah know plenty o wanks...as for hand- im tidyin up....feel free

Tidying up what?"
spare room :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do the other 2 ever come out and play?

Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues

I like them already!

Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)

Well she can suck my dick!!

this calls for a contest!

She asked did Stevie Wonder dress you before you went to CJ's a week past Saturday.....those shoes and that dress never went! (She's so fucking rude) "

bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!

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By *ootlover456Man
over a year ago

Paisley

(gets out the popcorn)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!

Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch. She also said did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork? ( Fuck I'd scratch her eyes out for that one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right handed but pretty "handy" with my left as well.

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By *bzguyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

Lefty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!

Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch"
she can be my pussy whipped little bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

Don't goad. You'll regret it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

Don't goad. You'll regret it"

I can't help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

Don't goad. You'll regret it

I can't help it

Your my mini me. I'm a libra too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

She says you couldn't Domme her in your dreams why are you tying her to a tree? Is it so she doesn't whoop your ass in the blowjob showdown? According to her you couldn't suck a polo mint never mind a cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bitch wants to get personal!!! They did go FYI!

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf

i like her banter.. Where she get it? Nooooo! I would never tie her to a tree to domme her! I'm not emotionally disturbed to "domme" anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree

Don't goad. You'll regret it

I can't help it

Your my mini me. I'm a libra too "

Bad bitches

nobody likes us, everybody hates us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf

i like her banter.. Where does she get it"

Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf

i like her banter.. Where does she get it

Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand

I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf

i like her banter.. Where does she get it

Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand

I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow

here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies

im a righty btw

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By *abled_raptureCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous

#dadjokes #firstandlasttimeusinghastags

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous

#dadjokes #firstandlasttimeusinghastags"

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf

i like her banter.. Where does she get it

Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand

I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow

here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies

im a righty btw

What's rite with them!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I win, I win

kiss my fat ass mofo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Righty but dress to the left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Righty but dress to the left.

Dress to the left? You stand on the left hand side of your bedroom and get dressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what I'm doing

Mostly right though, but there's some random things that I obviously learnt with my left and can't work it out the other way. I think that explains why I can't shuffle cards haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends what I'm doing

Mostly right though, but there's some random things that I obviously learnt with my left and can't work it out the other way. I think that explains why I can't shuffle cards haha"

Neither can I

and when I'm playing cards.. I spread them back to front so the numbers are at the bottom! I use my fork and knife back to from aswell haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen someone with the knife and fork before! I couldn't work out what was different and caught myself just staring haha I don't even know why I can't shuffle them, I've played with them enough. We've all little quirks like that though and gaps in knowledge haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win, I win

kiss my fat ass mofo "
pmsl bjq u crack me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've seen someone with the knife and fork before! I couldn't work out what was different and caught myself just staring haha I don't even know why I can't shuffle them, I've played with them enough. We've all little quirks like that though and gaps in knowledge haha"

You've seen someone with a knife and fork before? What do you use in Dundee? A spork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I win, I win

kiss my fat ass mofo pmsl bjq u crack me up"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible!"

I actually have

it wasn't one of they plastic ones either! This was metal and actually bought from a shop! They are stupid and whoever invented them needs a spoke in the eye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible!

I actually have

it wasn't one of they plastic ones either! This was metal and actually bought from a shop! They are stupid and whoever invented them needs a spoke in the eye! "

Spork**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf

i like her banter.. Where does she get it

Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand

I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow

here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies

im a righty btw

What's rite with them!?

well clearly their wanking hand

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

All right here x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Righty here

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