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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seriously? ![]() | |||
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"Right handed but left footed ![]() same here | |||
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"Right handed but left footed ![]() ![]() Aye cheers hen ![]() | |||
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes! | |||
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"Right handed but left footed ![]() ![]() ![]() You know I'm joking lol | |||
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can vouch for this. Angelique... is my wife | |||
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do the other 2 ever come out and play? | |||
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm confused ![]() | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() Need a spare?! | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() wank or hand ?? ![]() | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() See I can't do that! I use my right hand it goes all wonky haha! Really can't do anything with my right | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() lol depends who ur wankin maybe | |||
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues | |||
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"I have multiple personality disorder so it depends who I am on what day. If I'm Ozzie I'm right handed, if Rupert puts in an appearance I'm left handed and if Angelique pops her head up I'm ambidextrous ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like them already! | |||
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play? Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues I like them already! " Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues) | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() ![]() Both! | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() If you need a rest..... | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() ![]() ah know plenty o wanks...as for hand- im tidyin up....feel free ![]() | |||
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play? Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues I like them already! Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues)" Well she can suck my dick!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play? Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues I like them already! Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues) Well she can suck my dick!! ![]() ![]() She asked did Stevie Wonder dress you before you went to CJ's a week past Saturday.....those shoes and that dress never went! (She's so fucking rude) | |||
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play? Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues I like them already! Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues) Well she can suck my dick!! ![]() ![]() Isn't that your specific area of expertise?! | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() ![]() ![]() Tidying up what? | |||
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"I wank wi the right hand tho... ![]() ![]() ![]() spare room :-/ | |||
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"Do the other 2 ever come out and play? Depends....Rupert is a bit of a recluse and Angelique has intimacy issues I like them already! Rupert likes you.....Angelique says your shit at giving BJ's and she could blow far more dick than you (she also has jealousy issues) Well she can suck my dick!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() Rupert says your outfit was lovely but Angelique is telling him to shut his pie hole and that he's a pussy whipped little bitch. She also said did you get your hair cut with a knife and fork? ( Fuck I'd scratch her eyes out for that one) | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree ![]() | |||
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" Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree ![]() Don't goad. You'll regret it | |||
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" Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree ![]() I can't help it ![]() | |||
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" Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree ![]() ![]() Your my mini me. I'm a libra too | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She says you couldn't Domme her in your dreams why are you tying her to a tree? Is it so she doesn't whoop your ass in the blowjob showdown? According to her you couldn't suck a polo mint never mind a cock! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Jeez she really knows how to hurt someone's feelings huh? It's okay, I'm a big girl, I can take it! What else she got? Better getting it out now before I start am tieing her to a tree ![]() ![]() Bad bitches ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf ![]() Rupert writes it for her....with his left hand ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do like rupert! Known my luck he will probs be some bald Middle Ages man from Glasgow ![]() | |||
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() here you, whats wrong wi bald middle aged weegies ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous #dadjokes #firstandlasttimeusinghastags" Hahaha!! | |||
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What's rite with them!? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Righty but dress to the left. ![]() Dress to the left? You stand on the left hand side of your bedroom and get dressed? ![]() | |||
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"Depends what I'm doing ![]() Neither can I ![]() | |||
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"I win, I win ![]() ![]() pmsl bjq u crack me up | |||
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"I've seen someone with the knife and fork before! I couldn't work out what was different and caught myself just staring haha I don't even know why I can't shuffle them, I've played with them enough. We've all little quirks like that though and gaps in knowledge haha" You've seen someone with a knife and fork before? What do you use in Dundee? A spork? ![]() | |||
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"I win, I win ![]() ![]() Why thank you ![]() | |||
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"Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible!" I actually have ![]() | |||
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"Almost exclusively :P Haha you know what I mean! Using them the wrong way round. On a related note, has anyone actually used a spork? Damn near impossible! I actually have ![]() Spork** ![]() | |||
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"Could probs suck a grape thru a polo mint tbf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well clearly their wanking hand ![]() | |||
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