FabSwingers.com forum: Fab joke for a Monday

By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Husband and wife driving along a country road on a cold wet and windy night, they see a baby badger lying at the side of the road, cold shivering and close to death!

Wife says " shall we take it home, warm it up and feed it then release it back to the wild in the morning?"

" ok " replies the husband and reluctantly lifts it into the car!

" where shall I put it to keep warm" says the wife.

" put it between your legs it's nice and warm there" the husband replies!

Giggling the wife says "but will it not smell?"

Husband replies " just hold it's little nose and it will be fine"!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Whipe it off and apologize