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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

A man walks into an Ann Summers shop and asks for a see-through negligee size 48-50-56.The shop assistant looks at him and asks,"Why the fuck would you want to see through that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't get this one

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I didn't get this one "

Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't get this one

Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it . "

Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"I didn't get this one

Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .

Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha "

Didn't mean to offend anyone! It is a joke afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't get this one

Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .

Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha

Didn't mean to offend anyone! It is a joke afterall "

Not offended. Just saying I like your other jokes lol

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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"I didn't get this one

Because it's a big size you're not meant to want to see her through it , i'm a bbw tv i like see throuh thing just ote brave enough to show pics of it .

Awwwww okay! He's had better jokes haha

Didn't mean to offend anyone! It is a joke afterall

Not offended. Just saying I like your other jokes lol "

Thanks will need to find some better ones for tomorrow then! Some are too offensive even for a sex site

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Have u heard about the farmer that turned into a field He became a tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have u heard about the farmer that turned into a field He became a tractor "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a raffle ticket the other night. I won bugger all.

I love the raffles at our swingers club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour said to me today:

"Dave, how come you have so many cars?"

"Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of swinging recently"

"Oh right" he said sheepishly "Do a lot of them stay over then?"

"No" I said "It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner fucks off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't get either of them I'm a simple joke kinda gal..

What do you call a guy with a bag in his head? Russell hahaha!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car.

“Sir, you appear to have 12 penguins in the back of your car.”

“That’s right, officer, I do.”

“Well that’s ridiculous – take them to the zoo straight away.”

“OK officer.”

And the car drives off.

Next day, the same policeman in the same spot sees the same car drive past – with the penguins in the back. He flags him down again.

“I thought I told you to take them to the zoo…”

“Yes, officer, and it was great – today I’m taking them to the cinema.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car.

“Sir, you appear to have 12 penguins in the back of your car.”

“That’s right, officer, I do.”

“Well that’s ridiculous – take them to the zoo straight away.”

“OK officer.”

And the car drives off.

Next day, the same policeman in the same spot sees the same car drive past – with the penguins in the back. He flags him down again.

“I thought I told you to take them to the zoo…”

“Yes, officer, and it was great – today I’m taking them to the cinema.”"

Hahahahaha!!!

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By *erryFun4MeMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Woman: Doctor, Doctor. My fanny smells of coconut!

Doctor: it's bounty!

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