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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a fun idea, ask anything about something you dont know the answer to on here instead of searching the answer on tinternet.

Lovely chance for folks to share their knowledge of stuff, might even find yo have stuff in common,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the average life expectancy of horses?

I drive past a very old knackered lookin horse every day, have done for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the length of a Sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote."

Brilliant pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously what is the length of a Sky remote. I dont have Sky and I need to know if having Sky makes your cock go bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote."

4 inches

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches "

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure..........

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... "
it's in your trousers pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... it's in your trousers pmsl "

Not got cms on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

"

You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches "

Blimey, that's not very big is it! Don't think guys should be using that as a comparison!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!! "
So scared to ask about horses, sever risk of crossed wires currently,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote."

Just shy of 8".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!! So scared to ask about horses, sever risk of crossed wires currently,lol "

Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

I will measure my remote and let you know in a few mins.......now where's that tape measure.......... it's in your trousers pmsl

Not got cms on it "

Ok, back to the question in hand so to speak,

20 CMs or 7 7/8 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

Just shy of 8". "

Ah, see that's a bit better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way!! I'm away to try and find some cock pictures with remotes for a nosy.

Bet I won't find one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the length of a Sky remote.

4 inches

If that's what he told you, he's definitely lying

You mean to tell me I have been lied to all these years!! So scared to ask about horses, sever risk of crossed wires currently,lol

Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day "
True, i just pressed mute and yor avatar pic got bigger, not complaining,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day True, i just pressed mute and yor avatar pic got bigger, not complaining,,,"

I'm not happy about that at all can't believe your telling me my arse just got bigger!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crossed wires in your remote?? Take the thing back. You will end up having to watch corrie instead of match of the day True, i just pressed mute and yor avatar pic got bigger, not complaining,,,

I'm not happy about that at all can't believe your telling me my arse just got bigger!! "
Sudden urge to start singin, "these are a few of my favourite thinggggggggs"

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Whats the average life expectancy of horses?

I drive past a very old knackered lookin horse every day, have done for years."
average is around early 20s lol weirdly enough they do get cranky as they age alot end up at equine rescue centres from around 19 as they no longer have the drive for jumping racong or showing and not the cheapest pet to keep and feed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?"

waldorf & stadler

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?

waldorf & stadler"

Furry and Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?

waldorf & stadler

Furry and Jack "

You're not old, not sure about that Jack though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?

waldorf & stadler

Furry and Jack

You're not old, not sure about that Jack though. "

Nah, he's not that old, just looks like Waldorf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do guys actually measure their cocks?? All you see on here is 8 & half inches etc! Never seen a profile saying my cock is 8.3 inches long!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do guys actually measure their cocks?? All you see on here is 8 & half inches etc! Never seen a profile saying my cock is 8.3 inches long!! Lol "

Never have, never will, pointless load of nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do guys actually measure their cocks?? All you see on here is 8 & half inches etc! Never seen a profile saying my cock is 8.3 inches long!! Lol "

nah, the male brain doesnt work like that.

we measure sky remotes and cans of lynx then ...... well im sure you've seen what happens next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ladybirds bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ladybirds bite?"

Only if you get a bdsm one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ladybirds bite?

Only if you get a bdsm one "

How do you know if it's bdsm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ladybirds bite?

Only if you get a bdsm one

How do you know if it's bdsm "
if it bites ?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"What was the names of the two highly critical funny old men in the balcony on the muppet show ?

waldorf & stadler

Furry and Jack "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ladybirds bite?

Only if you get a bdsm one

How do you know if it's bdsm if it bites ?"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ladybirds bite?"

OK, straight answer, only if your a leaf or a petal

Notvas much gun as a bdsm ladybird lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is Kelly Monteith still alive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Kelly Monteith still alive?"
no idea.. Probs not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc... "

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Kelly Monteith still alive?"

yes but he has become the reclusive leader of the church of the reformed leprechaun clowns. Some people believe this is either a strange cult or a front for the bilderberg group.

true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story "

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver' "

Duck duck goose

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Do ladybirds bite?

OK, straight answer, only if your a leaf or a petal

Notvas much gun as a bdsm ladybird lol x"
ladybugs are carnivorous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose "
pmsl nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope"

Chap door run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? "
lol close its backgammon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal? "

monochrome = black and white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? lol close its backgammon "

Wtf is backgammon? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

monochrome = black and white "

Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? lol close its backgammon

Wtf is backgammon? Haha "
its a board game young yin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? lol close its backgammon

Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin "

Oh right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? lol close its backgammon

Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin

Oh right "
so if anybody asks tae see yer beaver...bare in mind they could be talking board games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver' "

this is of course simply called the cockshot and beaver game.

The game was named by the anthill mob, who were hiding (and wanking) in some sand dunes when penelope pitstop bumped into foghorn leghorn on the beach in ibiza.

truw story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

monochrome = black and white

Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!! "

well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.

True story (i think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

this is of course simply called the cockshot and beaver game.

The game was named by the anthill mob, who were hiding (and wanking) in some sand dunes when penelope pitstop bumped into foghorn leghorn on the beach in ibiza.

truw story "
is it wit lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

monochrome = black and white

Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!

well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.

True story (i think) "

Have you ever thought about master mind? Your subject could be true stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

monochrome = black and white

Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!

well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.

True story (i think)

Have you ever thought about master mind? Your subject could be true stories "

too late Barney Stinson already claimed that speciality.

true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

monochrome = black and white

Nawwwwwe I mean in real life! Obv people weren't black and white and suddenly became colour!!

well then it might be Celeste Aguilar who allegedly invented every colour known to man, except the prime colours.

True story (i think)

Have you ever thought about master mind? Your subject could be true stories

too late Barney Stinson already claimed that speciality.

true story "

*facepalm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? lol close its backgammon

Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin

Oh right so if anybody asks tae see yer beaver...bare in mind they could be talking board games "

Mmmmmmm nice beaver, fancy a cock shot next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc... "

Colour wasn't invented. Colour is how out eyes view the light bouncing off things so colour is light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do birds go to die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colour vwasnt invented. However. Color was. Bloody yanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What game uses the term 'cock shot' and 'beaver'

Duck duck goose pmsl nope

Chap door run? lol close its backgammon

Wtf is backgammon? Haha its a board game young yin

Oh right so if anybody asks tae see yer beaver...bare in mind they could be talking board games

Mmmmmmm nice beaver, fancy a cock shot next "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do birds go to die?"
on the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do birds go to die?"

was tempted to go dark with this one, but resisted

most burds dont die they go through a metamorphosis consisting of the following stages:

Burd, wife, mother, that f@#kin bitch of a mother in law.

true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats frakking for oil?

Do you need a big frakking machine to go a frakking,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc... "

Not sure about the rest but the colour orange is actually named after the fruit. It was originally referred to as a type of light, sun, fire red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who invented colours and whoever done it why did they call the colour what they are? Like red, blue, green etc...

Issac Newton, before him the entire world was monochrome.

true story

Naw naw!! Don't talk shite! What is monochrome? Like metal?

monochrome = black and white "

Yup, mono= singular. chrome from chromatic= coloured.

I used to think it was something to do with metal in the 80s as the best tapes were chromed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats frakking for oil?

Do you need a big frakking machine to go a frakking,lol "

this is something to do with space travel and aliens.

Battlestar galactica is big frakking machine, they say frak a lot in the future btw.

true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking is pumping fluid into shale yo squeeze the gas out of it, rather controversial St the moment

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