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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as most in chat will know, i tend to make up my own swear words.

Dog pump - is my total favourite, and generally used to describe anything that is wrong, bad, annoying me etc

twonk - is a mixture of twat, wanker, and dork

butterscotch - a great word i was taught when i was about 5 instead of swear words, when said with venom it sounds really good

so does anyone else make up swear words?

or is it only in atomic's world that this happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol @ twonk....is a word my father used to use a lot......and I find myself using it more and more

I use "gosh" a lot.....and "bummox"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you'll often hear the cry of

"ffffff....ish n chips"

in my house

but thats not really a made up swear word xx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

Roached

Best Word Ever..

Followed by Munter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twonk, my ex father in law used that word a lot, little realising he was a prime example of one.

Fox ache is a good expletive too lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When talking with my mates and we see a nice girl i love saying "I wonder if she loves it in the Tradesman's Entrance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

liking twonk - if its not copyrighted i shall be adding it to my reportoie ? (which includes many other words like that one i cant spell) :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try to swear in front of the kids but sommetimes it just comes out i fduck for fuck n basket for bastard not a word i use much but my ex is a BASKET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falkirk Buses and Barsteward are a couple that I use more often than not in work although the usual f word slips out in the Gordon Ramsay style or as I call it Brain Farting - its out there before you know it.

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bollards

Cant

Flip

Shecht

Winker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"try to swear in front of the kids but sommetimes it just comes out i fduck for fuck n basket for bastard not a word i use much but my ex is a BASKET "

Chillax pleasurer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ma fave words were the paddyisms from paddy!!

canny mind o them or how to pronounce them but i was always pissin masel at his words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wiz it fugyshagsdugsawthetimecozhe'sabut muncher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gobshite

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